great thread nutter seen this in the joke section and thought it was funny enough tomo_efc This man has to go in for a colonoscopy and is rather worried about it. Anyway, the nurse soon realises his concern and as the procedure starts reassuringly says to him, "now don't worry, it is perfectly normal to get an ere-ction at this stage" But the man says he hasn't got one. To which the Nurse replies, "but I have" Posted by churchy18
This is wrong on many levels, think about it, ----think about it harder------- think about it really hard-----see what I mean?
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"? The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home"!
Thanks Tikay, and it's going to get better! ---- feels good to be back taking an interest in the forum again.
I had a hard time thinking of stuff to say for a good while, but I'm pretty sure it's onwards and upwards from here, I still miss the old area 51 nutter, we really had a laugh there, did we not or what?--lol-- I remember there was often around a dozen of us staying up all night having great craic, this thread has a secret agenda to re-kindle that kind of thing, woops, a public agenda--lol-- good luck at the tables, and with your extraorfordinary activities:)
Please could one of the many cash experts analyze the above hand for me, the reason it appears I was too passive is because an extraordinary amount of bluff re-raising was going on, mostly by the two that raised the flop.
I suspect this hand cannot be analyzed, because of the loonie factor, or am I missing something here?
I often seek to sit at a table with a massive average pot, it's a risky strategy, because I have to pretend I'm as mad as the rest of them by calling around 90% of hands preflop, and showing a few big bluffs, but it usually works out well in the end----- Everyone on the table was on full tilt here--lol--- I'm pretty sure Redmond lee used to do it on the high stakes before the tv exposed him------ thoughts please. --- thanks all
I have no idea what was going off pre-flop, but 10-5 man was probably not folding the flop with the flush-draw & gutter-ball. I can't begin to speculate what J-6 man thought he was beating, but he clearly thought he had enough equity to continue. Think that's called optimistic in a 3 way pot, but sometimes these hands get there.
Thanks Tikay, yeh, when everyone knows they can triple their stack by winning a hand, any two suited is worth a shot----- I would usually raise there if I thought it would isolate one caller, or even two, but I would have to put at least 20 bbs in to get anyone to fold on this table --- better a hidden hand---- I played one time 2p/4p with a 10 quid average pot---lol--- 10-5 man turned a strt, so he's going nowhere, there was loads of bluffing so j-6 man (also at it a lot) was probably thinking we were all bluffing--lol
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A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer"? The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin' good, I'm headin' home"!
Hand History #772269644 (06:23 29/04/2014)
Love this thread Mr Flopwit.
If you mean the hand where you had 2-2.......
I have no idea what was going off pre-flop, but 10-5 man was probably not folding the flop with the flush-draw & gutter-ball. I can't begin to speculate what J-6 man thought he was beating, but he clearly thought he had enough equity to continue. Think that's called optimistic in a 3 way pot, but sometimes these hands get there.
Anyway, well done you.
All the best
Rainman397
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