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Sunday Night Live Show with Fowler and Stapes 7pm CH861 ****official show thread****

MissFowlerMissFowler Member Posts: 885
edited June 2014 in Poker Chat
Hey all,


Slightly later post today than normal due to last night being a hen party, and today being a 'sleepy' day!!  But better late than never. Hope you have had a good wkend so far, been up to anything nice?
If you are wanting some poker action tune into the show from 7pm, and play the 15k Super Roller from 8pm.

 7pm – 8pm Heads up action from Thursday’s  £10K Sky Sports Bounty Hunter. Some live master cash in this hour as well.

 8pm – 10pm Live coverage of the £15,000 Super Roller
 
 10pm – Midnight Live coverage from the UKPC Final, with 5 seats guaranteed to the UKPC 6-Max main event in August.


To win a seat into the UKPC semi-final on Monday, we are looking for job applications.  That's right. Joe Stapleton is on the lookout for an assistant. Send in your applications to work for Stapes, what are your strengths/weaknesses, USPs, how could you best serve him.......
 We will find out more from him about what he is looking for on the show tonight (probs blonde, busty and happy to help)..
He will choose the best application at the end of the show.
ps there is not actual job.... thank god...who would actually want that!?

Let us know if you are new to the show/website, ask us anything/let us know if you want a shout out:

skyopen@bskyb.com
#skypokertv


See you laters....

Fowles xxx
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  • UPUP Member Posts: 101
    edited June 2014
    So, have you just got up!!!
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,798
    edited June 2014


    Apologies for the brief thread derail, but don't forget there is the weekly Sky Poker 6-Max UKPC Final @ 9.15 this evening, which already has 25 registered.

    The £10.50 Qtr Final has just begun (3 seats Guaranteed), & the £48 Semi @ 7.15 has FIVE seats guaranteed, so tonight's Final @ 9.15 will have at least 30 runners, = 6 Seats.
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  • BorinLonerBorinLoner Member Posts: 3,863
    edited June 2014
    Okay, follow up on Thursday's show:

    Your nickname is Bowser because Bowser is the slowest character on Mario Kart, on account of his massive weight. As you were doing some karting with Tikay, Stuart Rutter drew the comparison between yourself and the big, ugly lizard monster.


    The most hilarious slowroll in poker history is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAJ0ibzf4yk



    The German player, Sascha Cornils has pocket Aces and there is a raise in front of him. He 3-bets and the Canadian behind him goes all-in with pocket Kings. The action is then folded back round to our German friend. So far, so standard...

    At this point I should mention that, as this is a team game, the players were allowed to take a brief timeout to ask the advice of their team. 

    So here we are with pocket Aces, facing a pre-flop all-in and Herr Cornils decides he wants to ask his buddies whether he should call. They all wander away from the table to chat about the "tough decision". :-D

     
    It's extremely funny.

    Have a great show Bowser and Stapes. I don't want to tell you I'm watching the football instead of you again... Just don't be surprised if I don't get in touch.
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  • keithdalykeithdaly Member Posts: 183
    edited June 2014
    Hey guys looking forward to show hhopfully you can cheer me up after last night lol

    Well Mr stapes what can I say im a united fan so I'm passionate about everything and working for you would be my pleasure my strengths are I can make a mean brew I could always teach you about football well soccor :) I can also doubble as your body guard and you would only have to pay me for the assistants job im good like that  I don't have any weaknesses so anything you ask me to do im there day or night with in reason of course  plus I can do that degrading taste the food off the floor haha 

    P.s Anna im a great cook haha

    Looking forward to the show 

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  • BorinLonerBorinLoner Member Posts: 3,863
    edited June 2014
    I think the most useful skills I can offer to Mr Joe Stapleton are:


    I'm not afraid of spiders.

    I'm quite tall, so can always reach the top shelf in supermarkets (or 'specialist' shops if you don't want to go in yourself)

    I can open really stubborn jar lids.

    I have A-levels in really interesting stuff... well, History and Politics must be interesting to somebody, right?

    I have very liberal views and won't feel the need to publicise any depraved leisure activites that may take place at 'Casa Stapes'. Discretion is my middle name.

    Pride and dignity are not important to me. Any degrading, dehumanising tasks you need performing? Well, I'm your man Mr Stapleton.



    I hope Joe will consider my candidacy. 
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,640
    edited June 2014


    Dear Mr Stapes

    With reference to your current advertisement for an assistant, please consider this, my application.

    1) I have currently got 6 restraining orders with another 5 pending.

    2) I gate crashed that hen do last night that Anna went to and have some interesting pictures, which I will share once I am taken on.

    3) Like yourself, I do not understand football, hence I support Stoke City.

    4) I saw your stand up show last week and I was the one at the back laughing at every joke whilst the rest of the room fell silent.

    5) I am at the same level as poker as your goodself. Totally inept.

    Yours Sincerely,

    James Hartigan


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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,640
    edited June 2014


    BTW, the live stream isnt working.
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  • Chris_McChris_Mc Member Posts: 1,340
    edited June 2014
    evening all.

    APPLICATION

    1)     I AM NOT A TALL BLONDE, ALTHOUGH I AM BUSTY! .... BUT IM ALSO A MALE...

    2) I AM GOOD A SLAGGING PEOPLE WITH BAD POKER PLAY, ALTHOUGH ID MAKE THOSE PLAYS MYSELF, SO I CAN ALSO TAKE SLAGGINGS.

    3) I WATCH TV ALOT SO WOULDNT NEED MUCH TRAINING IN THIS  SUBJECT

    5) MY MATH IS NOT THE BEST BUT I KNOW WHEN PEOPLE ARE WRONG

    6) I HAVE BEEN ON TV BEFORE, I STARRED IN CRIMEWATCH FOR STEALING PRESTIGOUS CAR BADGES. (I CANT NOT AFFORD THESE TYPES OF VECHLES)

    7) I NEED A NEW JOB, IM CURRENTLY AN IVENTOR AND APPARENTLY MY UNDERWATER CANDLES WILL NOT BE A SUCCESS... ILL SHOW THEM.

    8) I WILL AGREE WITH ANYTIHNG YOU SAY AND IF PEOPLE GET ANGRY ON TWITTER I WILL TROLL THEM UNTIL THEY APOLAGISE.

    9) I WILL BE YOUR WINGMAN, YOU WILL LOOK VERY ATTRACTIVE AGAINST ME. I WILL CARRY MY I PAD EVERYWHERE WITH NETFLIX SO YOU WILL NEVER BE STUCK.

    I WILL ACCEPT PAYMENT  WITH.... PIZZA, BEER, MCDONALDS AND MIBY ONE MAIN EVENT BUY IN A WEEK.
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  • Sir-GarySir-Gary Member Posts: 1,052
    edited June 2014
    I drink and can supply suffiecient red wine, Would have thought that was all the qualifications I require for the job.
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  • Chris_McChris_Mc Member Posts: 1,340
    edited June 2014
    IF U HAVE A SEAT ALLREADY, YOU WOULD GET CASH EQUVLENT SO YOU WOULD STILL DO IT.

    ALL IN SAT!
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  • BorinLonerBorinLoner Member Posts: 3,863
    edited June 2014
    Bowser, there's a couple of things I forgot to mention.

    I had a few chaps at mine on Thursday and after the football we watched the last hour of the live show. One of my friends was very complimentary about your legs, which I'm sure will be a nice little boost to your fragile confidence.

    Another of my friends had something far more interesting to say, though. He thought you reminded him of someone and eventually remembered who it was:

    Marjorie from the Fat Fighters sketch on Little Britain. I swear to god, I didn't steer him in that direction at all...

    ...although in fairness, he was just suggesting that you sound a bit like "her". So he might not have been commenting on your weight issue.



    Anna, do you really not introduce other men to your model friends? I feel so special now. :)
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  • FCHDFCHD Member Posts: 3,178
    edited June 2014
    Joe, my application for the job would consist of one statement which I'm sure wpuld appeal to you considering your other workmate:

    "I won't blather on about films all day".
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  • keithdalykeithdaly Member Posts: 183
    edited June 2014
    Well that makes me the perfect one because I'm rubbish at mortal kombat and i would charge 5 pound aan hour it's that low because you could tell some jokes and hopefully there funny if there not it will go up to 8 pound an hour ... instead of whispering in your ear we could do spy style you can wear glasses with a camera in them and a ear piece and I can sit in a van and tell you names ect
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited June 2014


    hi anna, stapes...

    i would like to apply for the vacant position as EGO STATISTICIAN for joe stapleton.  i will provide daily updates on joe's personal performance, including...



    hey .. he's not listening.


     
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  • Chris_McChris_Mc Member Posts: 1,340
    edited June 2014
    you can kick my a** if you want??? as long as im drunk first.

    the word you where trying too say was slagging.... it means laughing at peoples mistakes.
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  • TheUKSpoonTheUKSpoon Member Posts: 62
    edited June 2014
    Take a look at this hand please:

    788543559

    Would betting more on the turn achieve anything?
    Could i have folded on the river?

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  • Sky_LouisSky_Louis Member Posts: 701
    edited June 2014
    In Response to Re: Sunday Night Live Show with Fowler and Stapes 7pm CH861 ****official show thread****:
    Take a look at this hand please: 788543559 Would betting more on the turn achieve anything? Could i have folded on the river?
    Posted by TheUKSpoon
    Thanks for the request, where is the hand from?
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  • TheUKSpoonTheUKSpoon Member Posts: 62
    edited June 2014
    Tonights main event.
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  • BorinLonerBorinLoner Member Posts: 3,863
    edited June 2014
    Bowser is not tight. She 3-bets, 4-bets and 5-bets me at every single opportunity. She's proper mad...
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  • Sir-GarySir-Gary Member Posts: 1,052
    edited June 2014
    Ok on top of supplying and drinking booze, I actually enjoy cooking, so food is there always, I like sport of all sorts, so will be with you there swearing at the ref. When we come to chat up the women, well I can do that too, but with me for competition they will pick you, you can't fail. As for defence I will threaten them and as they are falling about laughing you can run away,
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