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Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meani

MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,640
edited September 2014 in Poker Chat


1) I just had the worst bad beat ever  -  I lost a hand of poker

2) I played this hand expertly             -  I won a hand of poker

3) I'm leaving for good                      -   I will be back shortly

4) This site is defo rigged                   -  I lost lots of hands of poker

5) This isn't a forum diary of such       -  This is a forum diary

6) This is an absolute joke                  -  This isn't funny at all

7) Did I play this hand correctly?         -  Please look at this hand I got unlucky in

8) Why did the villain play like this in this hand? - Please look at this hand I got unlucky in

9) Please can Sky take a look at this for me? - Sort it out Sky!!!!

10) I am going to crush the poker tables tonight - I will hopefully min cash/break even
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    Can an old dog learn new tricks -- I'm getting a litttle old and need help with my game
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  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited September 2014

    I have won millions on another site but keep losing here - the switch from play chips to real money hasn't gone as well as I hoped
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  • MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    edited September 2014
    Great work! Love these
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  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited September 2014
    wot dis is craaazeee baad suck out after suck out a9 gets smashed by kqs and den 55 loses to JT str8 on da river always on da river wiv dis maad site. sort it out sky. I have a double first in English from Oxford, I just like tormenting Slipwater.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,751
    edited September 2014


    Top work Maxy, thank you.

    THAT is whst makes Forums work, folks making an effort. Top man.

    Love those examples, too.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,751
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    I have won millions on another site but keep losing here - the switch from play chips to real money hasn't gone as well as I hoped
    Posted by Phantom66

    Way too good Mr Phantom.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited September 2014
    :D

    I'm not moaning but = Moan incoming.

    I'm not complaining but = Complaint incoming. 

    I understand bad beats happen but = I have little understanding of vaiance.

    The big stack always wins = I fold down too low in tournaments.




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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....I want a nomination for Top of the Posts
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,640
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... I want a nomination for Top of the Posts
    Posted by VespaPX

    ☺
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,640
    edited September 2014



    Might have to update to top 100 at this rate. Top work vespa, phantom & even Doh.
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited September 2014

    Good afternoon poker peeps = I can't wait to scam the pants off you all

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  • The_HuxThe_Hux Member Posts: 100
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    I have won millions on another site but keep losing here - the switch from play chips to real money hasn't gone as well as I hoped
    Posted by Phantom66
    CLASSIC!

    Not forum quotes but table chat....
    GL  -  Bad luck I hope I take all your chips.
    UL -   Tough 5h1t I took all your chips.
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    "Sometimes you just gotta laugh" ..........I'm on major tilt and just put my fist through my monitor
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  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited September 2014
    post deleted = Paul's been on the juice again
    hhyftrftdr makes a nice comment = Harry's been on the juice again

    Live show thread last longer competition = desperate attempt by Orford to make his shows seem popular

    any post by GELDY = desperate attempt by GELDY to appear amusing
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  • TeddyBloatTeddyBloat Member Posts: 1,419
    edited September 2014
    Rewards should be focused on micro players [fatten them fish, baby] and not volume grinders [i wish all the good players would shove off to stars]


    My exit hand was a cooler: [i doubled up twice by sucking out before then, but its only luck if i lose


    People see me as tricky/aggro/creative [i see myself as being...]


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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited September 2014
    Following this diary with interest = This is boring my t1ts off

    Stacked off in a dubious spot = I thought I had the best hand. I didn't

    What was my opponent thinking? = I wanna wrap a crowbar round their head

    I had a tough starting table = I don't even recognise any of them alias'

    HU lasted 35 minutes = He crushed me within 3 hands for the tournament

    I put in some good volume today = I sat on my ar$$e watching Jeremy Kyle and occasionally glanced at the laptop

    Sort it out Sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = There is actually nothing really wrong, I'm just being a Tw@t for no reason
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    Post some hands in the clinic...................We all want to laugh at your terrible play to cheer us up
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  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... : CLASSIC! Not forum quotes but table chat.... GL  -  Bad luck I hope I take all your chips. UL -   Tough 5h1t I took all your chips.
    Posted by The_Hux
    Thanks Hux.

    On the line of table chat...

    NH - Apologise now you pr4tt that was a terrible play and you got lucky!
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    The Sky Tech team wil be looking into shortly.............just waiting for them to get home from school

    (Only kidding guys , dont hit my doom button)
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  • cenachavcenachav Member Posts: 2,682
    edited September 2014
    How can oppo call here!   I have no idea what I was repping and shoved because I have no idea
    U R a fish I am a fish
    Ur scope is c rap I want to be chat banned
    I have been chat banned
    Did I play this hand correctly? Look how I flopped the nuts and got all of the oppos money
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