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Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meani

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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited September 2014
    Not fair that people play sats for cash - I'm no good at sats

    Don't mean to sound rude but - I mean to sound rude

    I win loads in the casino which proves online is rigged - I once min cashed a £5 Freezeout at my local boozer

    My friends at the casino say I'm stupid to play online - my friends are as stupid as I am
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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited September 2014

    Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....

    - getting towards end of month and I want my TOTP nomination

    Joke ^^^^

    Seriously, great thread Alan



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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited September 2014
    I've had a break from poker = I boiled the kettle and turned my laptop off and on.

    I only play for fun = I'm having about as much fun as a turkey in December.

    Hello, I'm new here = This is my 4th account.

    I think we can just about find a fold = I'd never fold this in a million years if it was me playing.

    I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and ready for a day on the virtual felt = I had a w@nk in the shower.

    B/R stands at £9.21 = B/R is really £0.00 but I did find 43p under the sofa.

    All welcome = Don't ever disagree with anything I say ;)
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... - getting towards end of month and I want my TOTP nomination Joke ^^^^ Seriously, great thread Alan
    Posted by Jac35

    Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... - getting towards end of month and I want my TOTP nomination Joke................i couldn't be bothered to read page 1
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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... : Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... - getting towards end of month and I want my TOTP nomination Joke............... .i couldn't be bothered to read page 1
    Posted by VespaPX
    :)

    I did read page 1. How did I miss that? I'm not even drunk yet!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,640
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... : Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... - getting towards end of month and I want my TOTP nomination Joke............... .i couldn't be bothered to read page 1
    Posted by VespaPX


    LOL!
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    Just play ABC poker and you'll be fine...............I'll come sit at your table and empty your BR
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  • GELDYGELDY Member Posts: 5,203
    edited September 2014


    Sky Poker will announce any future plans it has for .... in due course 
    = there will be no .... for the foreseeable future
    insert SPTs/VLV/TSP as appropriate
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited September 2014
    I am readless = I've been sat at his table for 3 hours but I'm bone idle.

    Gonna aim for priority this month = How many high stake Russian roulette tables can I fit on my screen?

    I entered a PLO game by mistake = I've had 17 cans of Stella.

    The lag caused me to time out = A p0rn0 pop up covered the table.

    Congrats to (insert winning player) for taking down X = sigh, why can't it be me?

    Happy to take a flip = Can't believe they called with 33.
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  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited September 2014
    This forum is moderated too harshly......the moderators are all top friendly understanding human beings
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    I like 2Jo .............. Yes you probably do
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  • j3onoj3ono Member Posts: 2,073
    edited September 2014
    haha great thread maxy pad ;')

      ffs got a table full of dtd regs -  I will 3bet lighter and lighter and lighter ;)

     nb after a 4bet by a dtd reg - THANKS FOR SCREAMING AA AT ME!!!
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  • j3onoj3ono Member Posts: 2,073
    edited September 2014
    This sky Premier promo is **** awesome -- Can someone tell me where the fixture are??
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited September 2014
    I'm a break even recreational player = This is my 17th deposit today, I'm gonna have to hide the bank statement from her indoors again.
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  • BoxsterBoxster Member Posts: 4,462
    edited September 2014
    I've calculcated the odds on winning this pot ... I miss the hotometer
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  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,485
    edited September 2014
    No posts from Slippy in 4 hours ................. Too busy on Match.com
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited September 2014
    I had a million outs going to the river = I somehow binked a 1 outer like the lucky fish I am.
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  • paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    edited September 2014
    customer care are very nice and helpful, still waiting for a reply after a week:):)
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    Can an old dog learn new tricks -- I'm getting a litttle old and need help with my game
    Posted by VespaPX
    Brilliant Maxxy!! Great Thread!!

    Love this One Mick Vespa!!
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  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,662
    edited September 2014
    In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:
    No posts from Slippy in 4 hours ................. Too busy on Match.com
    Posted by VespaPX
    Haha. Harsh! ;)
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