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  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,991
    edited December 2015




    Oh, Cant believe I missed this debate.

    A proper popcorn and Fanta thread too.
  • yuranASSetyuranASSet Member Posts: 485
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    Oh, Cant believe I missed this debate. A proper popcorn and Fanta thread too.
    Posted by mumsie
    That's variance Mumsie. You will miss these threads 80% of the time.
  • weecheez1weecheez1 Member Posts: 1,686
    edited December 2015
    Dreading those pictures getting approved bet it's me 
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,202
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke. : That's variance Mumsie. You will miss these threads 80% of the time.
    Posted by yuranASSet


    :-)
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,183
    edited December 2015
    There's absolutely loads of love for the words 'absolute(ly)' 
  • RLT16RLT16 Member Posts: 1,433
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke. : You think the way that hand panned out is likely to happen 20% of the time? Maths isn't your strong point then?
    Posted by jimm338
    I once finished 4th in a national maths competition, I'd say my maths isn't to shabby :/
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,045
    edited December 2015
    Free Rolls  just tried one lost ten points   I'm gutted.?
  • cenachavcenachav Member Posts: 2,682
    edited December 2015
    Prefer Bacon rolls to free rolls tbh.  I know whats coming in them :)
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    The runout is not irrelevant you absolute moron, are you not understanding what I'm saying or are you just stupid? The percentage of him winning the hand changes with every stage of the hand, after the flop he's no longer 20% and even lower after the turn.
    Posted by jimm338
    If you want to look at it like that, then you were lucky that he didn't hit his jack on any of the first 4 cards, as he will 16% of the time. 

    Breaking it down and fixating on these kind of things is going to drive you nuts if you continue to play poker. 

    Just worry about what you can control will be the best advice. 

    -----

    Say you have a bag of 100 balls. 

    99 are red. 

    1 is black. 

    You are challenged to pick a red ball from the bag at random, and you reach in and do so. 

    You have been lucky to complete your challenge. 

    99% of the time you will be successful, but over your sample of 1 trial, you have been successful 100% of the time, a number which is more than 99% and therefore you are running above expectation (being lucky)

    If you re-set the bag, and repeat an infinite number of times (it will be fun!) then your results will regress to what they should be, you will pick red balls out 99% of the time. 

    The key is the sample size. 

    You could easily pick the black ball out 4/5 times in the first 100 trials. Which would be unlucky, but it will happen sometimes. 

    Just like the 2 outer (jack) can come on the river 100% of the time over a sample of 1 or 2 trials. 

    Do it a Million Gazillion, Bajillion times, and you will get more accurate and expected results.

    ----

    fwiw you can apply this to everything in life, everytime you drive your car and safely reach your destination you have been lucky. 

    You should expect to crash like 0.00000000001% of the time. "As played" (or as driven) over that sample of 1 journey, you've crashed 0% of the time. 

    Everytime you have a takeaway and don't get food poisoning, you have been lucky. (I run particuarly good in this area myself over a huge sample)

    For the same reasons. 

    run better, mannnn :D 

     


  • tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,754
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    Prefer Bacon rolls to free rolls tbh.  I know whats coming in them :)
    Posted by cenachav
    Wanna bet ? ;)
  • tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,754
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke. : If you want to look at it like that, then you were lucky that he didn't hit his jack on any of the first 4 cards, as he will 16% of the time.  Breaking it down and fixating on these kind of things is going to drive you nuts if you continue to play poker.  Just worry about what you can control will be the best advice.  ----- Say you have a bag of 100 balls.  99 are red.  1 is black.  You are challenged to pick a red ball from the bag at random, and you reach in and do so.  You have been lucky to complete your challenge.  99% of the time you will be successful, but over your sample of 1 trial, you have been successful 100% of the time, a number which is more than 99% and therefore you are running above expectation (being lucky) If you re-set the bag, and repeat an infinite number of times (it will be fun!) then your results will regress to what they should be, you will pick red balls out 99% of the time.  The key is the sample size.  You could easily pick the black ball out 4/5 times in the first 100 trials. Which would be unlucky, but it will happen sometimes.  Just like the 2 outer (jack) can come on the river 100% of the time over a sample of 1 or 2 trials.  Do it a Million Gazillion, Bajillion times, and you will get more accurate and expected results. ---- fwiw you can apply this to everything in life, everytime you drive your car and safely reach your destination you have been lucky.  You should expect to crash like 0.00000000001% of the time. "As played" (or as driven) over that sample of 1 journey, you've crashed 0% of the time.  Everytime you have a takeaway and don't get food poisoning, you have been lucky. (I run particuarly good in this area myself over a huge sample) For the same reasons.  run better, mannnn :D   
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    ^ <3

  • GaryQQQGaryQQQ Member Posts: 6,804
    edited December 2015
    If you look at it in isolation, when you get pocket aces all-in against 72o preflop and win you've been moderately lucky in that particular hand, running 13% above expectation.

    Your aces had an 87% chance of winning. You hit 100%.

    If you consider yourself to be super-unlucky the one in eight times your aces lose in this situation then you should also consider yourself a little lucky when they win too.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,045
    edited December 2015
    The Trouble with statistic's is the proportion of players that don't use then out weigh the non players that do use then, this resulting in tilt on a massive scale making bad player good and good player better.  splutter!
  • davelufcdavelufc Member Posts: 1,374
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke. : If you want to look at it like that, then you were lucky that he didn't hit his jack on any of the first 4 cards, as he will 16% of the time.  Breaking it down and fixating on these kind of things is going to drive you nuts if you continue to play poker.  Just worry about what you can control will be the best advice.  ----- Say you have a bag of 100 balls.  99 are red.  1 is black.  You are challenged to pick a red ball from the bag at random, and you reach in and do so.  You have been lucky to complete your challenge.  99% of the time you will be successful, but over your sample of 1 trial, you have been successful 100% of the time, a number which is more than 99% and therefore you are running above expectation (being lucky) If you re-set the bag, and repeat an infinite number of times (it will be fun!) then your results will regress to what they should be, you will pick red balls out 99% of the time.  The key is the sample size.  You could easily pick the black ball out 4/5 times in the first 100 trials. Which would be unlucky, but it will happen sometimes.  Just like the 2 outer (jack) can come on the river 100% of the time over a sample of 1 or 2 trials.  Do it a Million Gazillion, Bajillion times, and you will get more accurate and expected results. ---- fwiw you can apply this to everything in life, everytime you drive your car and safely reach your destination you have been lucky.  You should expect to crash like 0.00000000001% of the time. "As played" (or as driven) over that sample of 1 journey, you've crashed 0% of the time.  Everytime you have a takeaway and don't get food poisoning, you have been lucky. (I run particuarly good in this area myself over a huge sample) For the same reasons.  run better, mannnn :D   
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH


    What an amazing answer. I read your diary and am blown away how you keep coming up with new and interesting stuff..

    Ur a star  fella.. Keep it up. #impressed
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited December 2015

    haha cheers Dave, hopefully that's genuine :)

    I was ul yet again tonight when I failed to win the lottery.

    Been doing it years, I'm supposed to win the jackpot 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the time and am currently @ 0%

    Running -ev on my -ev investment.

    ---

    It did give me an idea though to look into the history of the draws. 

    Since lotto began, the least frequent ball to be drawn as the bonus ball is number 13, drawn 21 times.

    The most common bonus ball has been number 37, drawn 57 times, almost 3 times as often.

    All balls have an equal chance so this is a pretty huge varation and proves 3 things.

    1) Variance is real

    2) Sample sizes needed for it to even out need to be enourmous.

    3) My Saturday nights have hit rock botttom.

    ----

    Next week i'll win. Or all the above is b*****x & its rig ged :(
  • CATCH-22CATCH-22 Member Posts: 270
    edited December 2015
    dohhhhhh u are either a genius or totally mad either is ok keep postin luvin your thread
  • NChanningNChanning Member Posts: 866
    edited December 2015

     Isn't the real problem with this thread the lack of pictures?

     How am I supposed to empathise with this poor man's pain if I can't go through exactly what he did?

     (clearly bad beat threads are extremely tedious and should generally be snap-deleted by a moderator within seconds but actually this one was quite good as it contained...a /> humour b> some pretty good advice on thinking about how poker works).

     It wouldn't really be a very good game if the best hand pre-flop was 100% guaranteed to win every hand though.
  • GILLS69GILLS69 Member Posts: 104
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Absolute joke.:
    I've had absolutely no luck on here all week. The 7:30pm freerolls I've finished just out the money both nights and had some very bad luck along the way but tonight takes the biscuit, not least because I was in a good position. No surprise that the guy with more chips gets the luck, it's getting sad when I can predict the river so frequently, not one ounce of me was surprised he hit his jack on the river.
    Posted by jimm338
                                               We all get bad runs;but look on the bright side-you might've been playing with your own money.That would be proper conspiracy material!
                                                                            Sky eh? What a fit-up,
                                                                                                            Fartin, Martin Centre-Partin
  • GILLS69GILLS69 Member Posts: 104
    edited December 2015
    In Response to Re: Absolute joke.:
     Isn't the real problem with this thread the lack of pictures?  How am I supposed to empathise with this poor man's pain if I can't go through exactly what he did?  (clearly bad beat threads are extremely tedious and should generally be snap-deleted by a moderator within seconds but actually this one was quite good as it contained...a /> humour b /> some pretty good advice on thinking about how poker works).  It wouldn't really be a very good game if the best hand pre-flop was 100% guaranteed to win every hand though.
    Posted by NChanning
                                                 Hi Bad Beat                     
                                                                 It would be a brilliant game if all my pre-hands were %100 winners,
                                                                                        Merry Xmas Neil,
                                                                                                           (to you and your family) 
  • Tlaloc666Tlaloc666 Member Posts: 20
    edited December 2015
    The problem with statistics is that 90% of people dont understand them.. and the other 20% think they are made up.
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