Yes, in a rather worrying reference to Michael Barrymore, the Sky Poker marketing team have decided to call my Play The Presenter night Strike It Rich.
Yes I know they've called it that because it includes my name, yet I can't help feeling like it's as good as saying Fill Your Boots.
Basically, everyone else got really cool names like Clever Trevor and OmaHartigan.
Mine simply says: Roll up, roll up. Free money tonight. Come and play the freak!
So, here's the deal- I'm on the 10p/20p tables tonight. All evening, from 7pm till late. I will be pulling up the max every time I get felted and playing on two tables at once. I'll also be moving around. To spread the wealth, so to speak.
So- think you have what it takes to prise my 'not-very-hard earned money' away from me?
Bring it on.
I warn you though, I'm on fire at the mo. I came 4th in a 1400 runner event yesterday and won the princely sum of £25. (Why, WHY was it a freeroll? A £100 buy-in and I would have been minted!!!!)
Anyway, on with the show. Strike It Rich, indeed. Pffft!
PS- If you're not playing 10p/20p cash tonight, please feel free to drop by and keep me company. It could be a long night...especially for Sky Poker's accountants. Who I expect will be watching my tables from behind the sofa...
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Can I just make it quite clear that I will not be attending your party after this event....
Busto yet, Rich?
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Rich - I just missed a call from you, & your 'phone is not responding. Bell me back, please. Or come to the FINAL TABLE of the 7.30 Deepie where I am playing.