What ever happened to "LOUD MUSIC" Posted by goldon
Ah yes, now this is where I can defeat them all.
Not only do I have phenomenal AV volume capabilities, I also have a 50w Soldano guitar amp and some Stratocasters. That amp's enough for the Royal Albert Hall The cul-de-sac is warned...
Okay, finising the last of my study for exams tomorrow so happy to let off some steam here...
Being told in shops (even by the same person day after day) to "just enter your PIN and press enter"... I have been doing this for quite a while, I know how it works!
Holding the door open for someone and they just march through without so much as a 'ta' 'cheers' thanks' etc... I am not a doorman, I just tried to make your day the tiniest bit easier, just say thanks!
Being told by the automated voice at the self service check out in Tesco that "your clubcard points add up"... What else are they going to do? Being told by the same automated voice to scan my clubcard to "win clubcard points"... I'm not winning them, you get 1 for each £1 you spend it is a well established deal, it is a bit like the bank telling you that if you deposit money you will 'win interest'.
People overly complaining (ironic as I am complaining but I guess this is the place for it)
In Response to Re: Home of the Exclamation mark : Ah yes, now this is where I can defeat them all. Not only do I have phenomenal AV volume capabilities, I also have a 50w Soldano guitar amp and some Stratocasters. That amp's enough for the Royal Albert Hall The cul-de-sac is warned... Posted by NoseyBonk
People who pick up their dog poo in dog poo bags then lob them in the hedge.
"Foam" on my plate at a nice restaurant, I want to eat it not wash in it.
Polo's from the vending machine, 90% broken every time.
Our local chippie (Friday night, it's the law) who's idea of a portion of chips would have put an end to the potato famine. I ask the girl behind the counter to just give us a handful of chips as we'll only bin the others, she tells me she can't do that.
Stuffed-crust pizza- just wrong! Especially when it's cheese and comes out so hot it strips the skin off your tongue.
People who go to the gym, I don't want to hear about it before, during or after. I don't want to see selfies of you pouting whilst some dirty old man's clearly checking your butt out in the mirror. I don't need maps of where you've run or graphs showing how many callories you've burned I DONT CARE! I know you're probably a better person than me, you're going to live longer and happier and your sweat smells of honeysuckle. Just keep your tight bunned smuggness to yourself and let me get on with not caring about myself. Rant over.
I forgot one and it's a biggy! Now as a responsible lady I occasionally socialise with slightly less responsible ladies. Due to my responsibility I often find myself in the position of designated driver. A few years ago some of the leading chains of wateringholes were offering free soft drinks to the designated driver- great, but not a deal-maker in our choice of venue. But not now, which is fine, I don't mind paying a couple of quid for a coke or juice. But now its gotten a whole lot worse, and I can sum this up in one short phrase- Non-Alcoholic Cocktails. Used to be if i wanted orange and cranberry juice then that's what I got. Not now though, thanks to Mr/Mrs Smugmarketinggraduatehowcanichargeloadsforaglassoffruitjuice its £4.95 and I have to ask for a Faked Orga$m on the Beach or a MojitNo. Then when I've got it it's 87% ice and the glass has got lipstick marks on.
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Being told in shops (even by the same person day after day) to "just enter your PIN and press enter"... I have been doing this for quite a while, I know how it works!
Holding the door open for someone and they just march through without so much as a 'ta' 'cheers' thanks' etc... I am not a doorman, I just tried to make your day the tiniest bit easier, just say thanks!
Being told by the automated voice at the self service check out in Tesco that "your clubcard points add up"... What else are they going to do? Being told by the same automated voice to scan my clubcard to "win clubcard points"... I'm not winning them, you get 1 for each £1 you spend it is a well established deal, it is a bit like the bank telling you that if you deposit money you will 'win interest'.
People overly complaining (ironic as I am complaining but I guess this is the place for it)
Okay rant over, back to the studies...