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its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!

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    donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited February 2010
    where is webby during all of this???

    maybe webby and mr miyagi are the same person!!!

    mr miyagi did turn up when webby was banned!! since then webbys been very quiet!!

    just call me detective donkey!! ;-)
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
    big brother security change announcement

    please note our security officer webby now wishes ,

    to be known as  The predator !
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    POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited February 2010
    This is Big Brother - Can Mr. Miyagi Come to the Diary Room.

    BB:     Hello Mr Miyagi
    Mr. Miyagi: Hello BB
    BB: How is your last day is the house?
    Mr. Miyagi: Floppin Mental
    BB: How is your fellow housemate?
    Mr. Miyagi: Floppin Mental
    BB: Do you think you did anything to provoke him?
    Mr. Miyagi: Well the secret tree told me to persuade him he was floppin mental
    BB: Do you think you succeeded in this secret task?
    Mr. Miyagi:Too Right! He is a bonified floppin mentalist
    BB: How do you think he will react if he doesn't win?
    Mr. Miyagi: He will go floppin mental
    BB: How will you spend your last few hours in the house?
    Mr. Miyagi: Cutting down that floppin tree, its all his fault, he told me to do it.
    BB: Big Brother suggests you have a talk with your fellow housemate to resolve these issues
    Mr. Miyagi: Thats ok for you to say, but he's freaking me out!
    BB: Is there anything you would like to ask big brother?
    Mr. Miyagi: Can I play a heads up game with oynutter? I think it may calm him down.
    BB: OK. Big Brother will see what it can do

    Mr. Miyagi leaves the diary room: What a Flopwit, Can't beleive I just asked for a heads up game with a complete floppin headcase...............Oh Well......Could be worse..........at least I haven't gotta play a DYM with that Blackfish Geeza...god he's good! and as for that pokertrev! Well! can't see me ever winning a hand against him, where does he keep gettin all those suites from.
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    NeildownNeildown Member Posts: 1,635
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    where is webby during all of this??? maybe webby and mr miyagi are the same person!!! mr miyagi did turn up when webby was banned!! since then webbys been very quiet!! just call me detective donkey!! ;-)
    Posted by donkeyplop
    I can confirm Mr Miyagi is not Webby
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
    maybe webby is the dark side of acebarry,

    he is quiet tanned .
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    oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,772
    edited February 2010
    OY!!!!---stop all this talk about calming down a NUTTER--you cannot floppin calm down a NUTTER, a nutter can be a quiet nutter, but he is still a floppin nutter, and a floppin nutter can never be fluppin calm!!

    There are a few nutters from liverpool that once told a few times, can calm down slightly, but only for a few seconds, the vast majority of nutters actually go even more floppin mental when told to calm down---so fluppin watch it you lot----RIGHT!!!

    MY POST COUNT IS NOW 1066, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HAROLD---I HAVE FASHIONED A CROSSBOW FROM PARTS OF BLACKFISHES BED, SO DON'T FLOPPIN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AGAIN--RIGHT !!!!
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
                                         bigbrother annoucement  



    can oynutter please come to the diary room ,

    but first release miyagi from the head lock  !
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    oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,772
    edited February 2010
    Hello big brother, what the flop do you want---eh---eh???---You knew very well I am floppin mental, and yet you still put me in here with a big woolly woofta, what the flop did you expect to happen eh?---eh--what??
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
    big brother secret revealed



    our apologies mr oynutter,

    it seem the devious  bigbrother plan has backfired on us,

    on night one when you were in one of your deep deep flipping dreams,

    fast a sleep in carlsberg flopping mtt land ,

    our resident miyagi was giving a task ,

    to inject you with a very very heavy DOSE of animal TRANQUILISER,

    we thought this would in some way have an easing affect in your behaviour,

    it seems we did not take in to affect you are this far gone a complete nutter,

    miyagi your next task is to run and hide till it gets dark,

    and we will send in the predator to rescue you  ! 



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    Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited February 2010
    7:17pm - Mr Miyagi is talking to big brother about the possable future three-way with Trev and Blackfish.
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
                                bigbrother warning 

    miyagi please let us remind you of the 9 0' clock  watershed.

    nooooo this is not jazcuzzi skimpy clad shed thingy .
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    Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited February 2010
    while we are on the subject. Why is there no jacuzzi, pool or even a water feature in this bigbrother?
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    oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,772
    edited February 2010
    7.53 p floppin m--oynutter just found out that sky rich got the whole fluppin technical team to vote against him in an effort to stop floppin mental people winning big brother

     just you try that trick with Lisa Marie and see how far you get !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
    bigbrother explanation and peace offering 



    we feared oynutter may have drowned you in any water units ,

    that may have been provided,

    please remain in the closet [ no dresses ] till after the 9 0' clock watershed,

    in celebration of dohs continuation in the tp contest ,

    he  has provided a 24 pack of duff beer ty doh ,

    you may approach the lunatic soz i mean oynutter after 9pm ,

    with these and yes you can slip back in to your flowery dress after 9pm ,

    we see how comfortable you feel in this outfit .

    enjoy the party !


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    Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited February 2010
    is there any thomas the tank underpants spare?

    doesnt matter if they are used as long as they arent too dirty.
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    IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited February 2010
    request permitted 

    blackfish has kindly donated his and chucked them over the bb wall for you !


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    Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited February 2010
    thanks blackfish.




    my head was getting cold
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    BlackFish3BlackFish3 Member Posts: 2,418
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    while we are on the subject. Why is there no jacuzzi, pool or even a water feature in this bigbrother?
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    the truth that BB refuse to tell you? Webby wouldn't stop moaning about having to clean the discoloured water (compliments of pokertrev) every friday night.
    hope this helps!
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    Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi Member Posts: 2,031
    edited February 2010

    :o But I am webby seemingly.


    surely I wouldnt mind Trevs mess.

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    rossjb14rossjb14 Member Posts: 700
    edited February 2010
    The crowd are starting to congregate outside the big brother house! Come on Daniel son
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