hhyftrftdr Member Posts: 7,201 19:09 VespaPX said: » show previous quotes Nice description.............not! Forgot to say, congrats on retiring at 58. Gives you plenty of leisure time to get worked up over Daily Mail articles on refugees.
Celebrate with a halal certified kebab, you've definitely earnt it.
Rumour has it, our very own MisterPJ was one of the Original Members of Bucks Fizz but went to live in Mandurah West Australia and was replaced at the last minute, where in England the song (then) went on to reach No1. It is not known if the Lyric's used in the song were his. Lyrics Run for the sun, little one You're an outlaw once again Time to change, Superman He'll be with us while he can
MisterPJ the PJ being Practical Joker His forgotten years in OZ singing too the Dolphins in his boats bow waves. Think it was his Gambling Poker addiction plus dependency on the drink Bucks Fizz that lead to his downfall as he was often seen staggering from the "Burswood Casino" early hours to be rescued from the Swan River by Harbour Control. He was banned from the Crown Hotel Pool area because he kept pj'in in the Water. He was eventually arrested for over staying his Visa and returned to UK. Mandurah residents crowd funded his plane tickets and organised street party to celebrate the eviction of their noisy neighbour, that kept singing all hours day & night that " He was Chesney Hawks the One & Only ." Nobody could take that away from him. That was until Immigration arrived and took him away. . Perth News Paper Reporters asked Mandurah locals if they remembered him, they said, Who.!
The Perth City Investigative Journalist uncovered surprising evidence that support PJ was the 5th Fizz and like the "Beatles" they commissioned bronze statue in tribute too him. It takes pride of place in Perth's main shopping Area and recognises he was from England.
Breaking / breaking News. Perth City West Australia. Pool maintenance workers from the Crown Hotel on the Swan River Complex were arrested for urinating in PJs Statue's hat in retaliation for the times he visited the Hotel Swimming Pool Area. As the Bronze hat has now started to rust the Sculptor is being sue'd for compensation by Perth Council Management for costs clean up, plus cost for removal of the inscription declaring PJ the P iss taker. The local News station is following the story and expecting up-date when they interview PJ himself. Understandably he is keeping his head down.
Up-Date "Couldn't make it up." It's chucking it down outside.
Mandurah Residents were astounded to learn that the Statue they thought all these years was Mister Bojangles was in fact misterpj the 5th Fizz. The hole story has been turned on it's head they said, and now fund set up to have the statue moved to Mandurah where it will be submerged in the Harbour forever. Fitting that his boat lift will be used to lower it into the water where it will be ferried and sunk into place by a wreck for Pearl Farm Diver Training.. The Crown Hotel pool attendants have been invited to Ceremony pay their respects during the lowering procedure, local Choir will sing Mr Bojangles then The land of make believe. Everyone will be invited to join sing along . There is talk of Sainthood & Australian Citizenship, but talk is cheap.
Mr Bojangles Dance He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs Throughout the south He spoke in tears for fifteen years How his dog and him They travelled about Would always obey With out a shout They said I dance now at every chance at honky tonks For drinks and tips But most the time I spend behind these county bars Cause I drinks a bit He shook his head and as he shook his head I heard someone ask please No bad beats today Mr Bojangles Dance
Police in Manchester have released shocking footage of a stabbing victim begging officers to save his life after he was knifed at an illegal rave in the city.
Mandurah residents are getting freaked out by late night singing coming from the Harbour wreck site where the PJ mister bojangles statue was dumped. Been likened to the Sea Sirens calling sailors onto the rocks. Priests have been called to ward of any evil spirits with exorcism. The singing has stopped but replaced with repeat talking ...... speech annalist deciphered the mumbling to be saying. " I could've been a Contender" The Priest was called again and now all's quiet on the western front. R.I.P.
Oak processionary moth (Thaumetopoea processionea)www.forestresearch.gov.uk › pest-and-disease-resources The caterpillars (larvae) of oak processionary moth (OPM) are pests of oak trees, and a hazard to human and animal health. OPM was first accidentally found to cause skin irritation on humans and animals, found in parks open spaces local council should be informed, do not touch. Their nests are ball like and they travel in snake convoys children think they are just caterpillars but are covered in small hairs which can cause health risks in human, avoid.
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VespaPX said:
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Nice description.............not!
Forgot to say, congrats on retiring at 58.
Gives you plenty of leisure time to get worked up over Daily Mail articles on refugees.
Celebrate with a halal certified kebab, you've definitely earnt it.
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Stop the Spitting .... If you can't say anything nice ....... say nothing.
Vandals, Vandalise statue of Vandal
Police Inspector drones on about £200,000 compensation claim payout.
Banksy is blamed for latest street art
Rumour has it, our very own MisterPJ was one of the Original Members of Bucks Fizz but went to live in Mandurah West Australia and was replaced at the last minute, where in England the song (then) went on to reach No1.
It is not known if the Lyric's used in the song were his.
Lyrics
Run for the sun, little one
You're an outlaw once again
Time to change, Superman
He'll be with us while he can
His forgotten years in OZ singing too the Dolphins in his boats bow waves.
Think it was his Gambling Poker addiction plus dependency on the drink Bucks Fizz that lead to his downfall as he was often seen staggering from the "Burswood Casino" early hours to be rescued from the Swan River by Harbour Control. He was banned from the Crown Hotel Pool area because he kept pj'in in the Water. He was eventually arrested for over staying his Visa and returned to UK. Mandurah residents crowd funded his plane tickets and organised street party to celebrate the eviction of their noisy neighbour, that kept singing all hours day & night that " He was Chesney Hawks the One & Only ." Nobody could take that away from him. That was until Immigration arrived and took him away.
Perth News Paper Reporters asked Mandurah locals if they remembered him, they said,
Who.!
The Perth City Investigative Journalist uncovered surprising evidence that support PJ was the 5th Fizz and like the "Beatles" they commissioned bronze statue in tribute too him. It takes pride of place in Perth's main shopping Area and recognises he was from England.
Perth City West Australia.
Pool maintenance workers from the Crown Hotel on the Swan River Complex were arrested for urinating in PJs Statue's hat in retaliation for the times he visited the Hotel Swimming Pool Area.
As the Bronze hat has now started to rust the Sculptor is being sue'd for compensation by Perth Council Management for costs clean up, plus cost for removal of the inscription declaring PJ the P iss taker. The local News station is following the story and expecting up-date when they interview PJ himself. Understandably he is keeping his head down.
Mandurah Residents were astounded to learn that the Statue they thought all these years was Mister Bojangles was in fact misterpj the 5th Fizz.
The hole story has been turned on it's head they said, and now fund set up to have the statue moved to Mandurah where it will be submerged in the Harbour forever.
Fitting that his boat lift will be used to lower it into the water where it will be ferried and sunk into place by a wreck for Pearl Farm Diver Training..
The Crown Hotel pool attendants have been invited to Ceremony pay their respects during the lowering procedure, local Choir will sing Mr Bojangles then The land of make believe.
Everyone will be invited to join sing along . There is talk of Sainthood & Australian Citizenship, but talk is cheap.
Mr Bojangles
Dance
He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs
Throughout the south
He spoke in tears for fifteen years
How his dog and him
They travelled about
Would always obey
With out a shout
They said I dance now at every chance at honky tonks
For drinks and tips
But most the time I spend behind these county bars
Cause I drinks a bit
He shook his head and as he shook his head
I heard someone ask please
No bad beats today
Mr Bojangles
Dance
Mandurah residents are getting freaked out by late night singing coming from the Harbour wreck site where the PJ mister bojangles statue was dumped.
Been likened to the Sea Sirens calling sailors onto the rocks. Priests have been called to ward of any evil spirits with exorcism. The singing has stopped but replaced with repeat talking ...... speech annalist deciphered the mumbling to be saying. " I could've been a Contender" The Priest was called again and now all's quiet on the western front. R.I.P.
Oak processionary moth (Thaumetopoea processionea)www.forestresearch.gov.uk › pest-and-disease-resources
The caterpillars (larvae) of oak processionary moth (OPM) are pests of oak trees, and a hazard to human and animal health. OPM was first accidentally found to cause skin irritation on humans and animals, found in parks open spaces local council should be informed, do not touch. Their nests are ball like and they travel in snake convoys children think they are just caterpillars but are covered in small hairs which can cause health risks in human, avoid.