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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Space X want a Dragon on board.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Hello Luv whats in the box. Mm!
    Do you really need them......? What! "Those stupid solar garden lights that come on when you've gone to bed." They're pretty! "But you don't see them." " You do if you put your hand over the solar panel." ! They're only a £1 each , OK but do you really need twenty.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    The Lights have come on, come and look. Do I have too O yes!
    Looked out the window at the lights down the garden path all changing colour looks like Airport Runway ....... someone's pleased.! job done I'll get fed tomorrow.
    As the years roll-by life's little pleasures change ... no mid-night exercise only lights.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032


    Blimey ! She's seen these in neighbours Garden .......... look like the grass on fire.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    edited June 2020


    Who goes there?


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    If she ordered any of those........... " I know a dead Parrot when I see one."

    "Don't know where it went Dear "
    the Travelers are in Town, may have nicked it,or it flew away.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Why singing in lockdown is so good for our mental health



    Mark; get your hair brush out.

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified
    Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
    But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
    And I grew strong
    And I learned how to get along
    And so you're back
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Someone has just turned 80 years old .......Mm! it's not unusual. Yeah!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    chilling said:



    Who goes there?


    If that's in your garden ...... cough! you're losing brownie points.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    goldon said:

    chilling said:



    Who goes there?


    If that's in your garden ...... cough! you're losing brownie points.
    I’ve got a suitcase full of these.
    Good for moving the gear about.
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    This is what happens when you stay in the pub too long at lunchtime.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    That's not " Abbey Road "

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Never ask the Wife to take a picture of you crossing the famous "Abbey Road"


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Have another go luv......... but this time wait till I'm on the crossing. OK
    ....... ffs what you mean it say's empty spool.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Someone's been Boycott'ed Hit the girlfriend for six S e x


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Get more than 5,000 + on the site........


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    True .... False

    Yappy Dogs have Yappy Owners.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    House Rules after Lockdown........

    Life has improved ....... I now get two pieces Toilet Paper.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Things are not always " Black & White" ..... yes they are

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