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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    It’s ok to get some sun on the old chap in the garden, so long as nobody is watching.




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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    You have to face it flowers love to growmore does work.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    I'm not an " Old Person " age has nothing to do with being old , just a number.!

    You've seen my feet now see the rest. cough!

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  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    Ooer.



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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    You just watched "Terminator" and you want me to give you my jacket & motorbike.


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Are you Sailing through Poker bad beats.......... or heading for the Rocks


    When the Wind changes direction a good Sailor trim's the Sail.


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    FREE this ....... FREE that ....... Buy one get one Free ..... Free Roll

    Often pondered the word " Free " Free a Prisoner, he gets let out but loses his free meals Board & Lodging.

    ME old Mum ( God Bless Her ) would always tell me " Nothing is Free everything comes at a Price ........ even the Air we breath so don't take big "Gulps"

    Freedom to do as you please ........... cough!



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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Forget Stats Misterpj just go with your Gut. Join Fat Club.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    So what constitutes " Abuse " Mm! now there's a can of worms.......

    Mental, Physical, Verbal Abuse, Abuse of Power, but I don't do "Serious" so my abuse.

    "Friendly Abuse"! nothing wrong with that ......

    Ops! hang on ..... silly me missed out the word friendly. Now I'll get abused.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Political Correctness ....... turning us into "Delicate little Flowers."



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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Do you ..... "Say what you mean & mean what you say."

    Me! never........... tell fibs all the time. cough!

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Now being political correct, my Municipal opening is in need of repair.

    I have been prescribed suppository ointment.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Man arrested after showering commuters with money from 30th-floor window

    What ... "It's RainingYen"

    Man arrested after showering commuters with money from 30th-floor window
    Police in Chongqing, south-western China, detain man on drugs charges after his benevolence caused traffic chaos

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    Swampy Competition Bog Off........
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Ban all bangers from Fireworks ...... my Ozzie dog .... not happy. woofs every time one goes off.......... hides in his bed..... looks at me as if my fault.....

    Ban them all ....... Oops! accept these........



    https://youtu.be/0HDdjwpPM3Y
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Lockdown...

    We'll do it all again this time it will be sorted.........


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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 7,348
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    Is there any thread you don't poison with your gibberish?

    How let me see........... Mm! friend or foe.

    no longer the Idiot only gibberish.

    : It was a cunning trick, says Open University
    Why does the Open University set its students gibberish, Verity Stob asked here recently? We decided to investigate. As our enquiries continued at the Open University, it became harder to find anyone who took the issue seriously. Two weeks into one of the modules in the OU's Comp Sci postgraduate course - M885 Analysis and …
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Time for a Cuppa.........


    Tell me a little bit about yourself young man.

    https://youtu.be/m2oz2aumbi4
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Getting Colder .......... Freeze my Assets
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,032
    Sleep with the Snake expect to get bitten ......... complain expect derision.
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