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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065

    Roll out Vaccine ....... Second person to be vaccinated William Shakespeare tale of two cities.
    “It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Care Home looking for other Care Homes to roll out Zimmer frame racing Competitions.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Covid vaccine star asks Piers Morgan: ‘Who are you?’

    Yeah! Who do you think you are Piers, a super star. cough!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    In the Showroom choosing my next car when salesperson said, choose any number for your car plate D.V.L.A. banned the lot. Shuuuugar. really wanted SC20 TUM

    Officials from the DVLA have combed through all possible letter and number combos with the new 20 and 70-plates in an attempt to stop any problem plates from hitting the roads.

    Dozens have been stopped, including 20 HEL, PR20 ZZY and FF20 KER, as well as SC20 TUM and VA70 GNA.

    The DVLA focuses on banning sequences that could be deemed racist or politically offensive.

    Other registrations that got banned earlier this year include BU20 GER, A20 RSE and M20 RON.

    Drugs-related plates GA20 NJA, SM20 ACK and HA20 SH also got pulled from circulation this year.

    The DVLA hosts specialist meetings twice a year specifically to identify potentially offensive plates.
    spoil sports
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,407
  • chillingchilling Member Posts: 3,774
    VespaPX said:


    I think this one is going to receive the stiffest penalty.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    The Trouble with personalised plate, it brings attention to you and the car, un-wanted if some yob thinks it funny to vandalize it .

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    No Wiggle room no Problem.
    Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Secret Santa in the Family this year....... all names in the hat twenty three in all.
    Each pick name out, have £20 to buy present for that person only so everyone will get one present that's from everyone. Yep! we tight wads this year. Saves all the hassle.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    All Family pulled out the names today and I got Wife's Sister's Daughter's Husband. Yepeeee!

    He's big Chelsea fan so gonna get him Arsenal Scarf. What!
    He'll love it for thirty seconds then ffs crash bang wheelie bin lid. He! He! on the money @ £19.99 .

    Arsenal Away Retro kit blue. Honest mistake Gov .......... He! He!

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Sad day , Son called to tell me he's decommissioned his Taxi been running at a loss for weeks ..... not worth investing in Electric Cab as no work our there. Taken job temp with
    Sainsbury delivering shopping to Customers. Got feeling Bank of Dad gonna take a hit soon. Spread the Love. <3

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Something Fishy about The EU's Ursula von der Leyen Could be "The Deadliest Catch"


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    edited December 2020
    "The Deadliest Catch"

    Anyone watch it ..... They earn every £ dollar in that job just standing up is difficult enough without having to chuck cages around working on deck while the sea tries to wash you overboard. In my 20s worked on Ship lot bigger than fishing Vessel and in rough sea you're either glued to the deck or light as a feather hanging on, you get used to the roll but the swell different kettle of fish Oops! Spare a thought while in the Chippy next and Boris giving it away.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    " The Deadliest Catch " is now the Covid 19 Virus new variant curtsey not getting it right first time or second, so no faith in third attempt. Wash Hands Wear Mask Keep your Distance. Yep!, been doing that all year

    Government Announcement ; We Wish You Lonely Christmas and C rappy New Year.2021

    We all in "Panic Room" trying to get out. ?

  • Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    Kaiju Ultras


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    My .... ar'nt .... you .... Ugly......

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    edited December 2020
    Merry Christmas everyone it will just Flash Byeeeeeeeee ......... cough!



  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Well, hope you all had great Christmas, we were on our own as my Boys & Families stayed home but Skype came to the rescue with us all on Zoom to open our Presents and
    later play silly games in the evening, went so well we could be doing it next year Virus or not.
    No screaming grand kids or loads of washing up, no driving home so loads of beer, then flick of the switch and they were gone. Whats not to like. result.!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Who you calling a Robot ........ You ! ........ Well,you're a Robot as well, Battery Brain. Get a Life.!


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,065
    Your two pair cracked my Ace's numpty. !

    Amusing footage of the robotic squabble was filmed by workers at the Jiangxi Provincial Library in south-eastern China and released through its social media account yesterday.

    Opened in October, the seven-storey building occupies a whopping 63,000 square metres (678,000 square feet) and boasts more than four million books.

    It has two robotic guides, Tutu and Wangbao, which can converse with visitors and provide useful information to them near the library's service centre on the first floor.

    It remains unclear why the duo started to argue yesterday, but the 42-second clip shows Wangbao attempting to make peace with Tutu by asking it not to quarrel.

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