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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    We needed a JF Kennedy to sort Putin out while Boris collects the kids from School.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Coldplay- when i ruled the world - YouTube
    https://www.youtube.com › watch
    Lyrics
    I used to rule the world
    Seas would rise when I gave the word
    Now in the morning, I sleep alone
    Sweep the streets I used to own
    I used to roll the dice
    Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
    Listen as the crowd would sing
    Now the old king is dead, long live the king
    One minute I held the key
    Next the walls were closed on me
    And I discovered that my castles stand
    Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
    Be my mirror, my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can't explain
    Once you go there was never, never an honest word
    And that was when I ruled the world
    It was a wicked and wild wind
    Blew down the doors to let me in
    Shattered windows and the sound of drums
    People couldn't believe what I'd become
    Revolutionaries wait
    For my head on a silver plate
    Just a puppet on a lonely string
    Oh, who would ever want to be king?
    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Calvary choirs are singing
    Be my mirror, my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can't explain
    I know Saint Peter won't call my name
    Never an honest word
    But that was when I ruled the world
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
    Roman Calvary choirs are singing
    Be my mirror, my sword and shield
    My missionaries in a foreign field
    For some reason I can't explain
    I know Saint Peter won't call my name
    Never an honest word
    But that was when I ruled the world
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    WHY is "Putin" not at the front leading his Army into Ukraine..... ?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Elvis Costello uses washing-up liquid to protect his voice ...... The Big Fairy
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Russian Roulette with Ukraine peoples lives.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Air Less Tyres ..... Next Cool gadget or won't get off the Ground.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Royal Mail postmen write 'P' on the front of their letters.... Customers thought they were trying to tell them something. But turns out you have Parcel / Package also just there to remind him , and not that you're a brick. well so they say..... cough!
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Get a Child to finish the sentence this is fun.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    With all the fake news can we believe Putin story or is it ploy.......

    You wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy ...but in this case I'll make an exception.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    WHY should I bother to continue this Thread .... When I can harass other threads. !
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Top Goodbye's .....no sad songs please.
    You'll Never Walk Alone – Gerry and the Pacemakers.
    My Way – Frank Sinatra.
    Always Look on The Bright Side Of Life – Eric Idle.
    Simply The Best – Tina Turner.
    Supermarket Flowers – Ed Sheeran.
    Time to Say Goodbye – Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman.
    The Chain – Fleetwood Mac.

    What is the saddest song for a funeral?
    Best Sad Funeral Songs
    "Tears in Heaven" by Eric Clapton. ...
    "Right Here Waiting for You" by Richard Marx. ...
    "We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn. ...
    "Pie Jesu" by Celtic Woman. ...
    "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd. ...
    "How Do I Live?" by LeAnn Rimes. ...
    "Unchained Melody" by Righteous Brothers. ...
    "Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston.
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,404
    Top - Funeral Pyre - The Jam

    Sad - Stop crying your heart out - Oasis
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    My Misses will probably play Cliff Richards " Do yah Do yah Wanna Dance " on me grave.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    She gets " Devil Woman " if she goes first.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Nessie on Holiday got caught now tagged.


  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    News from Aunty BEEB .....

    Russia faces brain drain as thousands flee abroad.

    We had one of these some years back, now look at the state of our Country.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    Something Fishy here...
    A health professional has condemned social media users and influencers promoting the “health benefits” of methylene blue, an antifungal dye often used to clean fish tanks.

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,061
    edited March 2022
    Yes, it does get rid of the fishy taste when you've been sucking your Stud. cough!
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