Why

goldon

Some things are best as they were to many nut's & bolt's.

yesroy

You can't keep a good joke to yourself: Shout that joke down someone's ears and make them wince

goldon

jokes are to share good or bad you in the middle or on the bench.

goldon

Wife got up this morning and said she felt somewhat funny but never told me a joke.

goldon

Funny or not at least I'm consistent complainers step up to the plate.
My record may-be 33 & third but still spinning.

yesroy

When you have fun, you get some fun thoughts. So be like us and fun your way through life. Live on the edge and you will find nothing funnier than falling off onto your back. But don't break your back because that ain't fun! HAHA

goldon

Fun is what it's all about .... fan dabbie do

yesroy

Q: Why is it called a FUNeral?
A: Because they died laughing!

goldon

They painted the Cavalier " dying " to go..... hung him in the Lourve. Pulled a cracker lately.

goldon

Been tucked away in the loft for age's decided to sell it .

Bought it years ago at Car Boot Sale. Think I devalued it by folding it in half. Oops!

goldon

So Ant joined Dec in the jungle, on his first night. he said, " I slept like a Baby "

"Dec said," Yeah! He cried all night.

goldon

change as good as a rest.

goldon

Is it an "Age" thing that you start reading the Obituaries Column to see if your name appears. !

goldon

Never go to your grave with 40 year regret.

goldon

If the World was round we would have no problems.

goldon

Dead Wood comes in three's ....... sugar topping.

goldon

Disney has lot's to answer for.! "Sleeping Beauty" becomes "American Beauty"
"Prince Charming" turn's into Kevin Spacey. The Good the Bad & the Ugly is responsible for all the gun crime in America. Subliminal massages in TV add's telling us Christmas is coming.

goldon

Embrace Politically Correctness.

Are you sitting comfortably Children. ! Well, Once upon a Time there was........

goldon

to be cont; four more stories

goldon

Save these one's for bed time.


Nighty Night Children. ZZZZZZzzzz