Teachers must now tell the Children (not only) does Cinderella go to the ball but Cinderfella to, he needs to meet his Prince Charming. There are no Ugly Sisters only facially challenged persons holding her captive against her wishes. good luck with that.!
The Police, not one's to miss out on a "Jolly" have flown to Necker Island to interview Sir Richard regard accusations of sexual assault against female backing singer.
Sir Richard informed them he was not drunk and investigating complaint from Staff that someone had eaten all the Pie's, he confronted singer who attacked him with her two lethal weapons trying to suffocate him, the noises reported were him fighting for breath to escape and is lucky to be alive.
In a statement to the Press afterward he said, " In future he will be more selective who he invites to his Paradise Island to share the Sun Bathing, Scuba Diving & Motorboat'in."
Speaking out about his near Death Experiance Sir Richard blasted the Police for his pending Arrest being leaked to the Media. Sir Cliff, called him with support and said he could claim Millions.
On consulting his Solicitors regard the Police interview Sir Richard decided not to press charges against the backing Singer for attempted Murder. He was advised not to call her the "Black Widow" or ban her from his Paradise Island for fear of being called racist. He has now invited her back to join his newly formed Reinactment group as on reflection he did enjoy himself and it was the first time in ages he's had a stiffy.
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the entertainer, remind you of someone.?
Never to Old to get a Job.
Sir Richard informed them he was not drunk and investigating complaint from Staff that someone had eaten all the Pie's, he confronted singer who attacked him with her two lethal weapons trying to suffocate him, the noises reported were him fighting for breath to escape and is lucky to be alive.
In a statement to the Press afterward he said, " In future he will be more selective who he invites to his Paradise Island to share the Sun Bathing, Scuba Diving & Motorboat'in."
On consulting his Solicitors regard the Police interview Sir Richard decided not to press charges against the backing Singer for attempted Murder. He was advised not to call her the "Black Widow" or ban her from his Paradise Island for fear of being called racist.
He has now invited her back to join his newly formed Reinactment group as on reflection he did enjoy himself and it was the first time in ages he's had a stiffy.
A: To detract from the REAL issues!
hahaha
Mm! Do you think she's up the duff,?
The only way I could get my face on commemorative plate is if I fell asleep at Dinner.
May have to introduce congestion charge, or speed cameras. beep! beep!
I thought £15.95 per head was reasonable.
A: You have germs and should take these tabs!
Doctor, Doctor, I bashed my funny bone and don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When you get my bill you'll know.
Doctor, Doctor, My little chap doesn't stand to attention any more, "You need to give it a stiff talking to.
OK ok! bottom, barrel, scrape.
A: Because the patient was riddled with germs!
A: His patience was wearing thin at the patient because they had a disease!
Probably because you post on my thread.!
A: Because he was riddled with pox!