here's a quick rhyme about orford, who once dreamt of winning The Open, when the dreaded day came, we all looked on in shame, and then SKY called a full day of mourning
TIKAY WE ALL KNOW'S A MIDGET, WHO WHEN ON THE SHOW TENDS TO FIDGET, WITH HIS TALK OF THE TRAINS, AND "MY GOD DOES IT PAIN" DOES THIS MAN KNOW THAT LIFE IS FOR LIVIN !!!!
played the orfordable the other night at the start, things didnt go right. I had 400 chips left, it was only level one Was dealt JJ, shoved all in, and prayed come on my son err umm, 3 callers. I think I'm done for the night
I flop set; looking good, looking great oh no!, on the turn I'm behind to a straight pair the board, pair the board ,out aloud I say A nine on the river, hip hip hurray to house up on the river was my fate
A quadruple up from hand above had some fold equity when I decided to shove I came back from a chip and n chair with a needed double up here and there to manage a cash in the game I love.
played the orfordable the other night at the start, things didnt go right. I had 400 chips left, it was only level one Was dealt JJ, shoved all in, and prayed come on my son err umm, 3 callers. I think I'm done for the night I flop set; looking good, looking great oh no!, on the turn I'm behind to a straight pair the board, pair the board ,out aloud I say A nine on the river, hip hip hurray to house up on the river was my fate A quadruple up from hand above had some fold equity when I decided to shove I came back from a chip and n chair with a needed double up here and there to manage a cash in the game I love. NB: (true as well) Posted by teachai
come on lads--a limerick goes---- da der der da der der da derrr da der der da der der da derrr da der der da der da der der da der da der der da der der da derrrrr Posted by oynutter
Absolutely spot on m8. some non runners on here !!!!!!!!!!!!
there once was a girl,without a care in the world.but skypoker she went and joined,she lost the plot and all of her pot, now she is broke and dont have a bloke, cause it was his money she spent
TIKAY WE ALL KNOW'S A MIDGET, WHO WHEN ON THE SHOW TENDS TO FIDGET, WITH HIS TALK OF THE TRAINS, AND "MY GOD DOES IT PAIN" DOES THIS MAN KNOW THAT LIFE IS FOR LIVIN !!!! Posted by Torres1892
there once was a place called virgin media, Who tried to nick me away from skypoker, they tried and tried untill i cried, leave me alone i am at home here with skypoker. so now its time for you to DECIDE if this loyal girl can have free fiver.
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just played a £1 satelite
doubled up & gave them a fright
kept my nerve through the game
oh what a shame
came 2nd & play semi tonite
da der der da der der da derrr
da der der da der der da derrr
da der der da der
da der der da der
da der der da der der da derrrrr
and everyone else had a scoff
coz nobody cared
but somebody dared
to call the poor fella a poff
played cash at 2/4p blind
the table was not very kind
abuse came at me
no bother you see
cause they were always behind
who once dreamt of winning The Open,
when the dreaded day came,
we all looked on in shame,
and then SKY called a full day of mourning
"A BAR OF CHOCOLATE" IT'S SAID,
WHEN HE GOES ON THE SHOW,
SHIRT BUTTONED REAL LOW,
I WISH IT WAS LISA INSTEAD !!
WHO WHEN ON THE SHOW TENDS TO FIDGET,
WITH HIS TALK OF THE TRAINS,
AND "MY GOD DOES IT PAIN"
DOES THIS MAN KNOW THAT LIFE IS FOR LIVIN !!!!
at the start, things didnt go right.
I had 400 chips left, it was only level one
Was dealt JJ, shoved all in, and prayed come on my son
err umm, 3 callers. I think I'm done for the night
I flop set;
oh no!, on the turn I'm behind to a straight
pair the board, pair the board ,out aloud I say
A nine on the river, hip hip hurray
to house up on the river was my fate
A quadruple up from hand above
had some fold equity when I decided to shove
I came back from a chip and n chair
with a needed double up here and there
to manage a cash in the game I love.
NB: (true as well)
n1 m8 thats class
there once was a man called Tikay
who definetly knows how to play
when asked who's the best
the best of the rest
he replied Rich Orford Any Day
had a bad start to cash tables today
my head was saying step away
off to Cawston i went
my cash nearly spent
am back in profit bring on tourney play
There once was a lady on Sky
Her cheekbones were wonderfully high
She favoured Ace Jack, to build up her stack
But her thinking was pie in the sky
I log onto Sky Poker
Trying to prove I’m no joker
Despite my best play
I’m saddened to say
At poker I’m just mediocre!
there once was a place called virgin media, Who tried to nick me away from skypoker, they tried and tried untill i cried, leave me alone i am at home here with skypoker. so now its time for you to DECIDE if this loyal girl can have free fiver.
n1 m8 excellent dtw