This isn't going to do me ANY favours with a certain Team Leader type someone but hey-ho, I'll just have to be punished......... There once was a lady on Sky Her cheekbones were wonderfully high She favoured Ace Jack, to build up her stack But her thinking was pie in the sky Posted by NoseyBonk
the was an old man stoke who could,nt take webbys joke his repyls backfired cuz he was wasted inside then woke and realised what the folk Posted by stokefc
There was a young lady called Lisa Who took on a nasty old geezer He's bold and he's brash His dress sense is crass But his manner is just so beneath her
She is the show's resident tease He wanted to give her a squeeze When enough was enough With a firm rebuff She told him, stick to the gee-gee's
He sounds like a chauvinist pig Perhaps that's why he's so big We like the guest players But not ones who bore us Please don't give him, another gig
If poker's your favourite game Then losing or winning's the same You just do you best To knock out he rest There's no need for fortune or fame For being involved is the key For thousands of people like me We just love to play All night and all day For cash or just playing for free Don't cry if your getting bad beat Or shout out that Sky is a cheat When all's said and done You'll be in 51 And humble pie you'll have to eat So enjoy youselves and be glad Cos the good always outways the bad I love this great game You all feel the same Without it we'd all be so sad Peace Airwalker Posted by AIRWALKER
Best so far.
P.S. it reads slightly beter if you say area 51 rather than just 51.
If poker's your favourite game Then losing or winning's the same You just do you best To knock out he rest There's no need for fortune or fame For being involved is the key For thousands of people like me We just love to play All night and all day For cash or just playing for free Don't cry if your getting bad beat Or shout out that Sky is a cheat When all's said and done You'll be in 51 And humble pie you'll have to eat So enjoy youselves and be glad Cos the good always outways the bad I love this great game You all feel the same Without it we'd all be so sad Peace Airwalker Posted by AIRWALKER
tonight, I sit down at a table of cash lets increase the roll, lets give it a bash player one, he moves all in, does it a lot I keep folding my cards, and end up losing the pot I just need to wait, cos I know hes got trash
He moves all in preflop, does it quite a bit I just fold my cards, I'm becoming a nit one player decides, now, the time is right he has a pair of jacks, with villain to fight the jacks holds up and villain has split
theres a fish next to me, theres absolutely no respite never ever raises, but calls nearly all of them alright to him, folding preflop is an absolute no, with any two cards, he's good to go I wanna get him, I wanna get him tonight
I raise pre, this time with A J ace on a rainbow flop, thats pretty ok I put in a 1/2 pot raise on each street this time, I'm pretty sure I have the fish beat the fish raises the river, arghh, no way!!
I'm commited to call, I reraise all-in instead I didn't have much left behind, it must be said he rivered two pair, what an ugly blow, with Ace, six, if you really need to know it's not my night, so I'm off to bed.
tonight, I sit down at a table of cash lets increase the roll, lets give it a bash player one, he moves all in, does it a lot I keep folding my cards, and end up losing the pot I just need to wait, cos I know hes got trash He moves all in preflop, does it quite a bit I just fold my cards, I'm becoming a nit one player decides, now, the time is right he has a pair of jacks, with villain to fight the jacks holds up and villain has split theres a fish next to me, theres absolutely no respite never ever raises, but calls nearly all of them alright to him, folding preflop is an absolute no, with any two cards, he's good to go I wanna get him, I wanna get him tonight I raise pre, this time with A J jack on a rainbow flop, thats pretty ok I put in a 1/2 pot raise on each street this time, I'm pretty sure I have the fish beat the fish raises the river, arghh, no way!! I'm commited to call, I reraise all-in instead I didn't have much left behind, it must be said he rivered two pair, what an ugly blow, with Ace, six, if you really need to know it's not my night, so I'm off to bed. Posted by teachai
I can't comment on your poetic ability but I think the last verse needs some work for the sake of poker accuracy. If you have AJ v A6 and there is a jack on the flop, I'm not sure how you lose to two pair on the river. :-)
In Response to Re: Poker --- Limericks : I can't comment on your poetic ability but I think the last verse needs some work for the sake of poker accuracy. If you have AJ v A6 and there is a jack on the flop, I'm not sure how you lose to two pair on the river. :-) Posted by MereNovice
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didnt hit a J hit an ace. had him well outkicked until 6 hit on river
There is a young man called Sky Rich Who tells off all posters who bit c h He takes off the post That offends folk the most I laugh until i get a stitch
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who could,nt take webbys joke
his repyls backfired
cuz he was wasted inside
then woke and realised what the folk
Who took on a nasty old geezer
He's bold and he's brash
His dress sense is crass
But his manner is just so beneath her
She is the show's resident tease
He wanted to give her a squeeze
When enough was enough
With a firm rebuff
She told him, stick to the gee-gee's
He sounds like a chauvinist pig
Perhaps that's why he's so big
We like the guest players
But not ones who bore us
Please don't give him, another gig
If poker's your favourite game
Then losing or winning's the same
You just do you best
To knock out he rest
There's no need for fortune or fame
For being involved is the key
For thousands of people like me
We just love to play
All night and all day
For cash or just playing for free
Don't cry if your getting bad beat
Or shout out that Sky is a cheat
When all's said and done
You'll be in 51
And humble pie you'll have to eat
So enjoy yourselves and be glad
Cos the good always outweighs the bad
I love this great game
You all feel the same
Without it we'd all be so sad
Peace
Airwalker
P.S. it reads slightly beter if you say area 51 rather than just 51.
this is by far, the best so far n1 m8 dtw
use it as much as you like check out 1 of oynutters limericks dtw
Deepstacks are best you'll agree
5K chips for a nominal fee
With 12min blinds
You're in for a grind
By the end you could cash just like me
TKO III is on its way
Should it be Lisa v Rich v Tikay
1st & 2nd points scored
Would Tikay get bored
As he's favourite to win on the day
lets increase the roll, lets give it a bash
player one, he moves all in, does it a lot
I keep folding my cards, and end up losing the pot
I just need to wait, cos I know hes got trash
He moves all in preflop, does it quite a bit
I just fold my cards, I'm becoming a nit
one player decides, now, the time is right
he has a pair of jacks, with villain to fight
the jacks holds up and villain has split
theres a fish next to me, theres absolutely no respite
never ever raises, but calls nearly all of them alright
to him, folding preflop is an absolute no,
with any two cards, he's good to go
I wanna get him, I wanna get him tonight
I raise pre, this time with A J
ace on a rainbow flop, thats pretty ok
I put in a 1/2 pot raise on each street
this time, I'm pretty sure I have the fish beat
the fish raises the river, arghh, no way!!
I'm commited to call, I reraise all-in instead
I didn't have much left behind, it must be said
he rivered two pair, what an ugly blow,
with Ace, six, if you really need to know
it's not my night, so I'm off to bed.
didnt hit a J hit an ace. had him well outkicked until 6 hit on river
changed j to ace in original limerick
Unlucky.
raised to 800
got called by 10-2
lost on river
what can you do
Who tells off all posters who bit c h
He takes off the post
That offends folk the most
I laugh until i get a stitch
boom boom
Airwalker
who's keyboard turned out to be broke
the F was a C, and the C was a B
he said cuck this you bunt, its a joke
that made the sky team a bit weary
we want a download !
is it far down the road?
but all they could say was, well, nearly