As their commander-in-chief struggles to grasp the concept of an Auld Lang Syne singalong with fellow world leaders, White House officials rush to deny rumours that the results of the presidents recent cognitive ability tests may have been 'tweaked'.
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"Trump gets a little bit scared by all the big hands"
Just came from the same loo as you, seen that hand going like a bees wing!!!!
I'm not touching that have you washed them?
"****hole"
will the next one be - aren't you supposed to be in Mexico building my wall ?
“We’re not pulling crackers lads”
But it's ok i have a bigger button on my desk than you.