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Tikay10

Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 162,024

January 2018 in Poker Chat

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markycash Member Posts: 2,837

January 2018

"Trump's fashion adviser manages to find a tie to match his face colour"

"Trump gets a little bit scared by all the big hands"

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Duesenberg Member Posts: 1,740

January 2018

As their commander-in-chief struggles to grasp the concept of an Auld Lang Syne singalong with fellow world leaders, White House officials rush to deny rumours that the results of the presidents recent cognitive ability tests may have been 'tweaked'.

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JJBinks Member Posts: 440

January 2018 edited January 2018

Trump says-

Just came from the same loo as you, seen that hand going like a bees wing!!!!

I'm not touching that have you washed them?

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tomgoodun Member Posts: 3,739

January 2018

Mr President’s boast that he is “The best hand holder in the world” takes a knock.

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goldon Member Posts: 8,618

January 2018

They gave the Straight Jacket to the Wrong Person shouldn't I be wearing it.

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aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033

January 2018

"****hole"

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goldon Member Posts: 8,618

January 2018

Arn't you the Pizza delivery boy.

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JJBinks Member Posts: 440

January 2018 edited January 2018

goldon said:
Arn't you the Pizza delivery boy.
I don't know why I find that so funny but I do golden well played

will the next one be - aren't you supposed to be in Mexico building my wall ?

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Enut Member Posts: 3,316

January 2018

'Left hand hasn't a clue what the right hand is doing' seems apt on a number of levels.

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belsibub Member Posts: 2,527

January 2018 edited January 2018

Got to be a Usual Suspects line up homage & Trump is Fenster.But daren't post the line said!

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K0BAYASHl Member Posts: 2,027

January 2018 edited January 2018

“Do you wipe your **** with that hand”

“We’re not pulling crackers lads”

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craigcu12 Member Posts: 3,960

January 2018

I don't want to offer you my hand to make a deal, my hand is double ace already, we geniuses know I'm 100% winner

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DoyleBrun Member Posts: 1,296

January 2018

" Jeez this hand holding thing is really difficult ".

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safc71 Member Posts: 1,542

January 2018

Hey i'am a genius and i can't work this out ?
But it's ok i have a bigger button on my desk than you.

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oynutter Member Posts: 4,772

January 2018 edited January 2018

"hang on, he's cheating by crossing his arms first, these foreigners are as tricky as a Hilary"

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goldon Member Posts: 8,618

January 2018

I recognize that hand didn't you just check my prostate for my medical.

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kapowblamz Member Posts: 1,539

January 2018 edited January 2018

'Ohhhh the hokey cokey'

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goldon Member Posts: 8,618

January 2018

Does this mean I'm the Weakest Link.

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mumsie Member Posts: 7,467

January 2018

Trump: If I Join hands, it will look like I've made a fence, If I can make a fence , how hard could a wall be...

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goldon Member Posts: 8,618

January 2018

"Sniff" it was you own up you Trumpeted.

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