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misterpj your Poker SupASta Christmas Special
misterpj
Member Posts: 3,204
That’s right folks, it is by Special Request, and ‘I aint ‘ever, disappointing The FANS.
Really, this really really should, be in Poker Chat,but,I am not, letting the Sarf’s most fearless (clueless ?) bookmaker off the hook, he ‘lucked out’ once before, anyone remember that ?
Your PosterBoy, the real Poker.p.Bratt, was so nailed on, for forum post of the year, that when a certain Mr B..Stepped in, and had thirty three bags, at 1-33, all the boards where wiped, and it was NO OFFERS. And yet, like i.e. former Christmas Number One Specials, out of know where, came, (and deserved to win it,) the Infamous. Give your head a wobble (tournament rebuy thread)
If anyone, wants to give misterpj a Christmas pressie, all I ask, is, will someone, anyone, find that thread, where ever it is, and bring it to the top.Classic.Best of all time.
Now, the only way, you might be reading this in Poker Chat, is, if? Guvnor Kendall, deems me worthy enuff ? For Guvnor Kendall, to move this there, that way, I (and legions of followers) do not; lose a lumpy bet, on a 100-1 shot, that is now no offers.
Further, it has been brought to my attention, a few of the hardcore,have had ‘the funny bone’ surgically removed, by choice !,further, having seen the photographic evidence, I am now aware, a few of the hardcore,equally,play their Poker, and read this very Forum, with a ‘perma facial expression’ akin too suffering, from a horrendous outbreak, of the Ole Farmer Giles,defacto,I was,(was) going to respectfully request, each member of the aforementioned likkle cliques…………..
Do not read another word, but, I know, you know, the Pokerp.Bratts fans all know, you can’t resist…..
It is the season, of Good Will, too all children,women,and fella’s,good will TO ALL…all…………………
even the onion biting, lemon sucking,WARRIORS..Yep YOU, reading this right now.
(Tony) I owe you a favour, so, this, doubt it? But might. Shame em…………………………………………………..
So, let’s see, how many of the usual suspects, put themselves out, make sure they get Guvnor Kendall a super smart genuine Christmas Card, and a genuine special present, and send of the whole little lot, registered recorded post, too Guvnor Kendall, wishing Tony, brilliant Christmas, and a fantastic healthy happy 2020…
Usual suspects…lets be ‘Avin You then’
Let’s have a brief thinky..ere. Rules of Life never ‘mock the afflicted’ well, that happened, on ere, too me, batted that one, straight out the ground, (it was not, never would be me, doing the Mocking) we all know, who that was, also, grammar and spelling ability..Bravo, dyslexia, autism ring any bells…..you should all watch, re watch RainMan (I should not need, to explain).
But...but...By far, the most debated hot potato, actually Poker, specifically, No Limit Hold Em. This place,(is big enuff) for two Sheriffs, well three actually, we have, Marshall Kendall, and the original Poster Boy ( the good one) the best tournament player on this site, by a country mile, and thePosterBoy ( the ‘bad’ one) second best no limit hold em player, on here, by a distance. For clarity, that’s Tony, Matt, and Paul. T.M.P Poker, good name for (free on me!)
Before, we get down to the Poker Nitty Gritty,delighted,to confirm,Skypoker entirely INNOCENT, just like your own Poker.p.Bratt, was,is,and always has been.rng conspiracy, laid too rest, for all time, concise explanation, at the end.Skypoker are Innocent. fact
So, your Poker mentalist! Was it his daughters 16th birthday on Friday? Yep, it was, and a brilliant extended weekend, thanks, did a water pipe, choose to burst, at exactly 18.55 pm Friday? In pjtowers kitchen, when your PokerSuperStar, was heads up final table a player a really like (Nottingham’s Mr and Mrs Brocky, and a genuine superstar Dad, with a BMW X5 problem, that misterpj will try get sorted) and see. Officer Dibble Carl..Me, heads up, final table, equal stacked and AWAY…coz a bleed.in. Water pipe burst,..We did not ‘cry’ we ended up, singing and dancing in the rain (man).
Nearly forgot..The W.A.G.S. wives and girlfriends, that would be my Danni, and a baker’s dozen of me best mates W.A.G.S. (yep) the do exist, all play Poker, all lurve the gee gees, the ladies have excelled themselves, for a Chrissie Pressie, we all each now own, a bit of HOOF n LEG, in a likkle filly, unraced 2yo, now, she will not ever be gracing Royal Ascot,but..Might..get smashed off the boards, in a gaff track egg n spoon filly’s only race, over the sharpest 5f you can find, our ‘trainer’ already suggesting, either,second run, or fourth run (hp 1st run) but, how? Is the handbrake on? First run, No cheating! Maybe first run, high grade? And ‘she misses the break (hand brake? Badly)
Her name? This is the thing, Wetherby’s maximum 18 letters, and we want to call her(all agreed between us) as MY MATES ARE FUN. So are the girls, this WerDaFoxHatPokaBrat.
Let me run, a little imagination scenario for you, misterpj,in Poker.p.Bratt Apparel hoody, leads her into the winners circle, with Matt Chapman screaming, massive gamble landed……by the Skypoker Boys and Girls…..sometimes (dreams) have chances, of becoming reality, when you use,equally,the visualisation technique, paired with a searing positive mental attitude.
So, the original poster boy ( the good one) has 275,780 reasons, to make his opinion, more than valid,and,the fella,is the best no limit hold em player on here ( better than me) just !
But, the other Poster Boy (the naughty one) has 275,780 reasons, (well tournament bad beats, suck outs, and exit hands) to balance off, just an ickle bit, of the debate, who can play, and, how good is your poker.p.bratt.. 2020, in the nicest possible way, Poker, will provide all the answers.continued.
Really, this really really should, be in Poker Chat,but,I am not, letting the Sarf’s most fearless (clueless ?) bookmaker off the hook, he ‘lucked out’ once before, anyone remember that ?
Your PosterBoy, the real Poker.p.Bratt, was so nailed on, for forum post of the year, that when a certain Mr B..Stepped in, and had thirty three bags, at 1-33, all the boards where wiped, and it was NO OFFERS. And yet, like i.e. former Christmas Number One Specials, out of know where, came, (and deserved to win it,) the Infamous. Give your head a wobble (tournament rebuy thread)
If anyone, wants to give misterpj a Christmas pressie, all I ask, is, will someone, anyone, find that thread, where ever it is, and bring it to the top.Classic.Best of all time.
Now, the only way, you might be reading this in Poker Chat, is, if? Guvnor Kendall, deems me worthy enuff ? For Guvnor Kendall, to move this there, that way, I (and legions of followers) do not; lose a lumpy bet, on a 100-1 shot, that is now no offers.
Further, it has been brought to my attention, a few of the hardcore,have had ‘the funny bone’ surgically removed, by choice !,further, having seen the photographic evidence, I am now aware, a few of the hardcore,equally,play their Poker, and read this very Forum, with a ‘perma facial expression’ akin too suffering, from a horrendous outbreak, of the Ole Farmer Giles,defacto,I was,(was) going to respectfully request, each member of the aforementioned likkle cliques…………..
Do not read another word, but, I know, you know, the Pokerp.Bratts fans all know, you can’t resist…..
It is the season, of Good Will, too all children,women,and fella’s,good will TO ALL…all…………………
even the onion biting, lemon sucking,WARRIORS..Yep YOU, reading this right now.
(Tony) I owe you a favour, so, this, doubt it? But might. Shame em…………………………………………………..
So, let’s see, how many of the usual suspects, put themselves out, make sure they get Guvnor Kendall a super smart genuine Christmas Card, and a genuine special present, and send of the whole little lot, registered recorded post, too Guvnor Kendall, wishing Tony, brilliant Christmas, and a fantastic healthy happy 2020…
Usual suspects…lets be ‘Avin You then’
Let’s have a brief thinky..ere. Rules of Life never ‘mock the afflicted’ well, that happened, on ere, too me, batted that one, straight out the ground, (it was not, never would be me, doing the Mocking) we all know, who that was, also, grammar and spelling ability..Bravo, dyslexia, autism ring any bells…..you should all watch, re watch RainMan (I should not need, to explain).
But...but...By far, the most debated hot potato, actually Poker, specifically, No Limit Hold Em. This place,(is big enuff) for two Sheriffs, well three actually, we have, Marshall Kendall, and the original Poster Boy ( the good one) the best tournament player on this site, by a country mile, and thePosterBoy ( the ‘bad’ one) second best no limit hold em player, on here, by a distance. For clarity, that’s Tony, Matt, and Paul. T.M.P Poker, good name for (free on me!)
Before, we get down to the Poker Nitty Gritty,delighted,to confirm,Skypoker entirely INNOCENT, just like your own Poker.p.Bratt, was,is,and always has been.rng conspiracy, laid too rest, for all time, concise explanation, at the end.Skypoker are Innocent. fact
So, your Poker mentalist! Was it his daughters 16th birthday on Friday? Yep, it was, and a brilliant extended weekend, thanks, did a water pipe, choose to burst, at exactly 18.55 pm Friday? In pjtowers kitchen, when your PokerSuperStar, was heads up final table a player a really like (Nottingham’s Mr and Mrs Brocky, and a genuine superstar Dad, with a BMW X5 problem, that misterpj will try get sorted) and see. Officer Dibble Carl..Me, heads up, final table, equal stacked and AWAY…coz a bleed.in. Water pipe burst,..We did not ‘cry’ we ended up, singing and dancing in the rain (man).
Nearly forgot..The W.A.G.S. wives and girlfriends, that would be my Danni, and a baker’s dozen of me best mates W.A.G.S. (yep) the do exist, all play Poker, all lurve the gee gees, the ladies have excelled themselves, for a Chrissie Pressie, we all each now own, a bit of HOOF n LEG, in a likkle filly, unraced 2yo, now, she will not ever be gracing Royal Ascot,but..Might..get smashed off the boards, in a gaff track egg n spoon filly’s only race, over the sharpest 5f you can find, our ‘trainer’ already suggesting, either,second run, or fourth run (hp 1st run) but, how? Is the handbrake on? First run, No cheating! Maybe first run, high grade? And ‘she misses the break (hand brake? Badly)
Her name? This is the thing, Wetherby’s maximum 18 letters, and we want to call her(all agreed between us) as MY MATES ARE FUN. So are the girls, this WerDaFoxHatPokaBrat.
Let me run, a little imagination scenario for you, misterpj,in Poker.p.Bratt Apparel hoody, leads her into the winners circle, with Matt Chapman screaming, massive gamble landed……by the Skypoker Boys and Girls…..sometimes (dreams) have chances, of becoming reality, when you use,equally,the visualisation technique, paired with a searing positive mental attitude.
So, the original poster boy ( the good one) has 275,780 reasons, to make his opinion, more than valid,and,the fella,is the best no limit hold em player on here ( better than me) just !
But, the other Poster Boy (the naughty one) has 275,780 reasons, (well tournament bad beats, suck outs, and exit hands) to balance off, just an ickle bit, of the debate, who can play, and, how good is your poker.p.bratt.. 2020, in the nicest possible way, Poker, will provide all the answers.continued.
Comments
Simply not needed.
The Mrs, well, she ‘plant based’ yep..genuine, you don’t get to look like that,(VEGAN) forgot, a lobotomized one or two, might be reading, Vegan Diet ,all plant base, try it, if you don’t take care of yourself, you do not get to look as good as she does,so,your PokaSupaSta,has not just bitten the bulliet ( it’s actually a drink !) mistepj has(is) ongoing,full Veganand PumpingIron.. only thing is..the flatulence effect !
Smile Tony! But, the 2020 misterpj, with brand new Sharky be reset for Jan 1st..Is Bankrolled, and ready to Elvis?
Poker.p.Bratt fan club members, getting amazing, Diamond chip protectors as pressies, thankyou Eddie Earn, (oh p.s) don’t forget, the actual Christmas Poker Podcast.
I have even, gone to the trouble, of getting my few haters, special presents, all the same, specially commissioned by me, didn’t cost much, as misterpj fans, like 10,000 outweigh misterpj ( ohh I am not jealous) detractors, so I only ordered, a baker’s dozen, ample, of specially commissioned.
.Izal. Toilet Paper. Guvnor Tikay and the entire Skypoker office, crying with laughter, tears, belly laughing, The PokerSupaSta, your PosterBoy, misterpj, the real Poker.p.Bratt. Sent out 13 specially commissioned Izal Toilet Paper Rolls (it was the 1960s stuff, like tracing paper) you didn’t ‘wipe’ you ‘scraped’….
And printed throughout is misterpj's face…especially for you (just the 13 detractors)……..if you would rather, a diamond Poker.pBratt. chip protector, a simple sorry, more than enuff.
Too many, to name individually, I Lurve, the lot of you,…..not sure, if? I will have time today, my last chance tomorrow, before away for five days.. NY NY so good, the named it twice.
Here is a nugget, for you, did you know, Chris Eubank Jr..Loves Poker (fact) did you know, Chris Jr had some Poker lessons of, one of my heros, Mr Phil Helmuth (love the fella so much?) why? Loads of reasons, how many bracelets? Stood the test of time, Doyle Brunson, the real Dolly, picked Helmuth, (tournament Poker) v anyone, and...I lurve Mr Hellmuth, so much, for being correct, about ‘Durr’…..
SO, you might just be getting a ringside picture, Eubank, Hellmuth, Me,… is it ok? To meet your hero’s ? Or is that not allowed? To be happy, and enjoy, every single precious minute, of this thing called life. I hope this one post, allowed to stand.
As, next one, not a word, not a single word, other than Poker. On My Life. God Bless.
The likkle filly WerDaFoxHatPokaBrat…….
fan club member asked me,tell us something about you,we don’t know ? ok..
esoteric nil admirari 13 ( on my left)
DiMaggio 13 esoteric (on my right)
what ? inked babi, lower neck line. pj
As, next one, not a word, not a single word, other than Poker. On My Life. God Bless.
The likkle filly WerDaFoxHatPokaBrat…….
fan club member asked me,tell us something about you,we don’t know ? ok..
esoteric nil admirari 13 ( on my left)
DiMaggio 13 esoteric (on my right)
what ? inked babi, lower neck line. pj
Totally agree
Looking forward to seeing the filly run, and maybe meeting you in person at an SPT.... possibly Brighton..... the home of 'little Eubank' who played the event last year.
misterpj Billion per cent Innocent
but,something,need looking at.
what irony ? if it is ‘your’ Poker.p.Bratt. that has ‘cracked it’ of course,I will let you all know,but you will have to wait until early next week,as yours truly,off on a little Jolly.
So,for the moment,I will leave you all, to contemplate the following,yes indeed,’ a lot of things,in my head’ but also in there,is a collosal medulla,and something,my dear Poker friends,simply,aint right.
Monday, this,really really takes some believing,£400 gt, BH..hours deep,the player that beats me,in this hand,has 400 ( hundred chips) left,me, 11,000, from this hand,at 00.30, this player, wins the tournament,you have never ever seen anything,like it,I just sat back ( and watched the comments) not mine,of dumbfounded players, hand number 1438202675 I FLOP this 81% good, and this player fires all in , at this point, obviously a bounty here as well, you don’t think ? I snap this,and what do I get..? ? turn river runner runner flush, pot ‘ only’ 1500 chips,but a bounty,and the point..this player , won the the tourney, how ?
running UNBELIEVABLE.ask, the other players,who made the final table,inc me.
Minutes later,minutes after that,……………………
THIS misterpj flops the NUT FLUSH… hand number 1438203280 98 PER CENT GOOD…. Misterpj lost the hand..
Easy for me, too post rest of tournament, Carl did me, one big favour,I video everything,now,myself.
Monday £5.50 buy in 24,000 chip pot, I call an 11,000 shove, 85% good..unbelievable Jim (Tony !) and lose the hand.It getting,beyond ridiculous. hand number 1438216256
Another tournament exit hand,an hour and a half deep, 15,000 chip pot,I turn it, 92% good,with the straight,and lose to the miracle river..getting silly now. hand number 1437029805
Tuesday Dec 3rd 22.05 p.m , bounty hunter, hand number 1438635329. Have an educated guess ? which player shoved,PRE, with pocket 2 8 ,and have a guess,which player called that shove,with pocket AA, so we have ourselves,a relative huge pot,and a bounty,and a player,calling off with all in,pre, with AA , 85% good,into a diabolical shove,with 2 8 PRE, well me why ? and then tell me ( any two will do,forget SKILL) the player with AA was me,I lost the hand.
Tuesday Dec 3rd 21.14 p.m, that is four hours deep,hand number 1438613894, Have an educated guess ? which player shoved pre with pocket 9 9 ,and have a guess,which player called that, with pocket K 4 off,the player with pocket 9 9 was 72% good, well me why ? and then tell me ( any two will do,forget SKILL) ) the player with 9 9 was me,I lost the hand.
Tuesday Dec 3rd 16.51 p.m ,two and a half hours deep,exit hand,hand number 1438523743 Have an educated guess ? who got it all in 62% good,who flopped it 93% good,and who exited the tournament to turn river runner runner, misterpj 93% good,and tourney exit by the 7% rag.
Wednesday £5.50 buy in,and my exit hand,hand number 1438709179 misterpj BIG BLIND,flop two pair,and get it all in 63% good on the turn,the 37% chaser,chases,and hits.I lost the hand.
Wednesday Dec 4th hand number 1438757766, your Poker Superstar flops the K high straight,I flop it 65% good,bet a 1000,get an all in ,fired in front, your Poster Boy snaps that.81% good,just the odd little 9,000 chip pot,the 20% chaser hits.I lost the hand.
Wed Dec 4th £5.50 buy in,tourney exit hand, hand number 1438766041 the second best,no limit tournament player ( behind Matt) on this site, runs into another Golden Ticket winner, (£1000 ) nice work, have a guess,which player, had AK suited, and who had 7 8 off, who went all in first ? and who snapped it off ? me 65% good..not a chance.
Minutes earlier,bit of your £5.50 d.y.m (bubble) hand number 1438766200 misterpj shoves AJ suited, called by pocket J 3 off, are you having a laugh ? runner runner runner flush.
I could,but wont,include, half a dozen, monumental pots, ( flips) but flips,where I am at least 10% good, 60 -40, and lose the lot.
any two (can do) but, ?
Club
.da.guvnor.he .cut.me.slak.why..because...guvnor..knows..he.time.servedl.egend.fact..I .lurve.the.fella..and. gpc.coz. i now.lurva.ya
I will.quietly..no fanfare.no.lack.drill.rollup...too skypoker..2020..the very.firzt.mai .n.rumble..and.buy A.ll..drinks o .n.pj.with my youngest.daughter.her.name.Gena.my world.actually. Reghyna...Reghyna.Adele.young.one.one.der one. Adele..Marie.
And..every.unda.the...Lemon.suckinn.Warrior...(.pond.roK.s).... Read.em.and.weep..I lurve.every.single.skyopker player.bar.7.
No.names.
Wish.All.bar.7. desperado,s..fantasti.c.Healthy.Happy.Stupendous.2020..
Yes.I will.rock.up.
In. Maclaren.720.s..flash..no.never.why.?...coz..my.babi..(daughter..wants..me.and her.too do so.)..16.fkn.brilliant.poker.player.
One.dad.just .proud...no...she.like .Matt...modest...good.trait..unlike.her .Dad.
Her.pic.?..misterpjprofile..just before.her 16th. Nov.29.2029..mentalist.really?...@ask.my.babi.yourselves..xxxx