I despair at this site sometimes..

Essexphil

bbMike said:

Quite reasonable to expect on player out of 3 to be able to beat KK on a T646dd flop.

Sky Poker has dealt over a billion hands, imagine the thread if you were to post every occurrence of these types of hands

I thought he had

misterpj

tourney life, on line, only time in 3 hours...lol

'an orchid of PEAR pair trees,contains a lotta lotta JUICE XXX

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
dwheeler	Small blind		1000.00	1000.00	28347.50
jhotone	Big blind		2000.00	3000.00	34172.50
	Your hole cards	8 8
misterpj	All-in		5650.00	8650.00	0.00
Han94x	Call		5650.00	14300.00	102365.00
ruislip	Fold
Bar66	Call		5650.00	19950.00	60745.00
dwheeler	Fold
jhotone	Call		3650.00	23600.00	30522.50
Flop
		7 7 6
jhotone	Check
Han94x	Check
Bar66	Check
Turn
		2
jhotone	Check
Han94x	Check
Bar66	Check
River
		Q
jhotone	Check
Han94x	Check
Bar66	Check
jhotone	Show	10 8
misterpj	Show	8 8
Han94x	Show	10 Q
Bar66	Muck	A 2
Han94x	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 7s	23600.00		125965.00

NOSTRI

This is sad. Get help @misterpj.

misterpj

NOSTRI 'the Poker Class'

what help ? r.o.f.l

you really believe, hand on heart, the following ! random !! XXX

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Glderfawr	Small blind		15000.00	15000.00	163770.00
sypp	Big blind		30000.00	45000.00	138860.00
	Your hole cards	A 2
mikezw	Fold
Serin	Fold
misterpj	All-in		13710.00	58710.00	0.00
Glderfawr	Call		15000.00	73710.00	148770.00
sypp	Check
Flop
		J Q A
Glderfawr	Bet		60000.00	133710.00	88770.00
sypp	Fold
Glderfawr	Unmatched bet		60000.00	73710.00	148770.00
Glderfawr	Show	Q 10
misterpj	Show	A 2
Turn
		Q
River
		10
Glderfawr	Win	Full House, Queens and 10s	73710.00		222480.00

NOSTRI

misterpj said:

you really believe, hand on heart, the following ! random !! XXX

Yes.

More importantly, if you don't then why the **** are you still punting money off here? Any sane person would withdraw and play elsewhere. What's going on inside your head?

xxx

bbMike

VUL with the 0.46bb shove there

madprof

bbMike said:

VUL with the 0.46bb shove there

I think there’s a nail who’s head has been articulate struck there

cenachav

misterpj said:

yep, one **** of a LOT, of 'real world worries' for everyone (well 99.9%)

but, I will keep Larfin....at 'run-good' like dis...

better than the Comedy Club

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		150.00	150.00	10278.34
FLYHALFDOC	Big blind		300.00	450.00	13750.83
	Your hole cards	9 6
XTuuubes	All-in		21080.00	21530.00	0.00
oilean	Fold
cenachav	All-in		10435.00	31965.00	0.00
misterpj	Fold
FLYHALFDOC	Fold
XTuuubes	Unmatched bet		10645.00	21320.00	10645.00
XTuuubes	Show	10 6
cenachav	Show	A Q
Flop
		J 7 3
Turn
		4
River
		4
XTuuubes	Win	Flush to the Jack	21320.00		31965.00

Anytime I can pick off a shove like that I'm happy. If he wins, then he wins. Keeps him shoving with air

misterpj

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		75.00	75.00	1040.00
jackchar05	Big blind		150.00	225.00	1005.00
	Your hole cards	J J
Bee14	Fold
jediwalker	Fold
dee256	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1040.00	1265.00	0.00
jackchar05	Call		965.00	2230.00	40.00
misterpj	Show	J J
jackchar05	Show	K Q
Flop
		K 5 6
Turn
		4
River
		10
jackchar05	Win	Pair of Kings	2230.00		2270.00

madprof

misterpj said:

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		75.00	75.00	1040.00
jackchar05	Big blind		150.00	225.00	1005.00
	Your hole cards	J J
Bee14	Fold
jediwalker	Fold
dee256	Fold
misterpj	All-in		1040.00	1265.00	0.00
jackchar05	Call		965.00	2230.00	40.00
misterpj	Show	J J
jackchar05	Show	K Q
Flop
		K 5 6
Turn
		4
River
		10
jackchar05	Win	Pair of Kings	2230.00		2270.00

Paul...what are you asking by posting this hand?

madprof

Similar- CBA. To look back too far...and your point is? Just explains what was wrong with your hand..I know what was wrong with mine..

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
madprof	Small blind		400.00	400.00	17867.50
Smile50	Big blind		800.00	1200.00	4625.00
	Your hole cards	10 10
Jayc2k3	Fold
moreton18	Fold
madprof	All-in		17867.50	19067.50	0.00
Smile50	All-in		4625.00	23692.50	0.00
madprof	Unmatched bet		12842.50	10850.00	12842.50
madprof	Show	10 10
Smile50	Show	A 2
Flop
		K K 5
Turn
		A
River
		9
Smile50	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and Kings	10850.00		10850.00

bbMike

Cure for CoronaVariance Disease.

Take a pack of cards. Pick one you trust. Shuffle well.

Turn over the top card.

Say ‘Higher’ or ‘Lower’ before turning the next card. By all means make a note of the probability of your prediction being correct, and make a note whether your prediction was correct.

Repeat. Lots of times.

Post up any spots you lost on this thread for support. It should become quite clear quite quickly how mundane and ridiculous the whole thing is.


PS - nothing for a pair, not in this game.

dragon1964

bbMike said:

Cure for CoronaVariance Disease.

Take a pack of cards. Pick one you trust. Shuffle well.

Turn over the top card.

Say ‘Higher’ or ‘Lower’ before turning the next card. By all means make a note of the probability of your prediction being correct, and make a note whether your prediction was correct.

Repeat. Lots of times.

Post up any spots you lost on this thread for support. It should become quite clear quite quickly how mundane and ridiculous the whole thing is.


PS - nothing for a pair, not in this game.

Good game. Good game.

mumsie

I dont see the problem myself

NOSTRI

Why did you call?

mumsie

It seemed a good idea at the time.

The KJ guy was ATC for most hands and I saw myself as the deluded hero that made a stand.

My jaw hit the floor when the AA guy showed up.

madprof

What’s ATC? Seriously

Tikay10

madprof said:

What’s ATC? Seriously

@madprof

"ATC" = Any Two Cards, also known as "The @miniman88"

madprof

Tikay10 said:

madprof said:

What’s ATC? Seriously

@madprof

"ATC" = Any Two Cards, also known as "The @miniman88"

Thanks Tony..I don’t know poker language....

NOSTRI

mumsie said:

It seemed a good idea at the time.

Looks like you were right.

Reminds me of a hand I played on here a long time ago. Don't really remember the details but I ended up AIPF 4-ways with 72o and flopped a full house. Felt like a genius.

They were quite upset with me in the chat box though.