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Psychic Opponent

Asho28Asho28 Member Posts: 767
edited September 2020 in Brags, Beats and Variance
Not really sure where to start with this, even for a 2p/4p game. Made me giggle anyway. At least it wasn't misterpj on the receiving end...
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PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
jonnyowensSmall blind£0.02£0.02£2.51
Asho28Big blind£0.04£0.06£4.24
Your hole cards
  • K
  • K
TKDROBFold
jamboGJFold
conroymvp1Fold
jonnyowensRaise£0.06£0.12£2.45
Asho28Raise£0.20£0.32£4.04
jonnyowensCall£0.16£0.48£2.29
Flop
  • 8
  • 3
  • J
jonnyowensBet£0.48£0.96£1.81
Asho28All-in£4.04£5.00£0.00
jonnyowensAll-in£1.81£6.81£0.00
Asho28Unmatched bet£1.75£5.06£1.75
jonnyowensShow
  • Q
  • 6
Asho28Show
  • K
  • K
Turn
  • Q
River
  • Q
jonnyowensWinThree Queens£4.68£4.68
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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Congratulations, Asho28
    buddy, you win a prize,for making misterpj giggle!
    I, will try? and return, that giggle, here goes.

    Hadn't played, a hand, in ten hours plus.
    Bravely, decided, to boldly buy in, to the 06.00 and 06.30 £5.50 bounty hunters.
    Ash, you should be, giggling already?
    See, Mr Moula Benji, rapidly approaching £350,000 clear profit, some run that!
    wants the forum to believe, it is because, I can't play the game, not very good at it, won't admit it, and refuse, to be COACHED!
    Actually, giggling, always meant to ask Matt, coached in what?

    See Ash, what, I 'giggle about' relentless, is flopped sets, in huge hands, for bounties, and mega chips, getting rinsed, when 91% good, relentlessly, and, I can't play, HILARIOUS, innit.










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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Why, in some circles, we call the dealer,
    The RandomNumberGiggle
    Oh, and the 06.00
    Some, will call it flipping!
    I call it, a flipping chasers, Paradise!
    Obviously, as been said, oft, before, don't get all in BEST, fatal mate!






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  • Asho28Asho28 Member Posts: 767
    @misterpj

    Two questions: 1) why did you limp with pocket 6s?

    2) Why only min raise with AK?

    No guarantee they would've resulted in your opponents folding, but would've increased your chances of getting the A6 and Q5 type of hands to fold
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 159,638

    Asho28 said:

    @misterpj

    Two questions: 1) why did you limp with pocket 6s?

    2) Why only min raise with AK?

    No guarantee they would've resulted in your opponents folding, but would've increased your chances of getting the A6 and Q5 type of hands to fold

    @Asho28

    I very much doubt he will reply, he rarely does.

    Many good players have tried to help him but he's making some extremely basic errors. Limping is his biggest problem, he limps repeatedly. I watched him limp EVERY HAND for 3 orbits one day last week. Truly. When we limp into hands we create problems for ourselves & allow others to see the flop cheap, or for free, & this is where many of his problems arise.

    I don't give up easily, & I desperately want to help him but it's hard going whilst he is in denial.
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  • Asho28Asho28 Member Posts: 767
    @Tikay10

    Of all of the Sky Poker players on the forum who offer advice to players, I'm probably the last person he should be listening to, but even I can see where he's making mistakes. Hopefully he can see the light.
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  • lfccarllfccarl Member Posts: 1,489
    Asho28 said:

    @Tikay10

    Of all of the Sky Poker players on the forum who offer advice to players, I'm probably the last person he should be listening to, but even I can see where he's making mistakes. Hopefully he can see the light.

    he 3 bet me i had aq suited so i put a 4 bet out then he 5 bet all in was going to fold but he was raising every hand so i called he had q 6 off
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 159,638
    lfccarl said:

    Asho28 said:

    @Tikay10

    Of all of the Sky Poker players on the forum who offer advice to players, I'm probably the last person he should be listening to, but even I can see where he's making mistakes. Hopefully he can see the light.

    he 3 bet me i had aq suited so i put a 4 bet out then he 5 bet all in was going to fold but he was raising every hand so i called he had q 6 off
    Well I much prefer to see him raising with junk than calling with junk. It's limping which is the thing he needs to eradicate. Solve that & we won't see all these tales of woe, & blaming Sky Poker for his problems every day.


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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    You, could not, Make it up..
    Even the Big Boss man. Yes, he did, laughed out LOUD
    'misterpj'
    Why, did you LUMP.!!! with 66...!!!
    I didn't,!!!

    misterpj, LUMPED, with a SET 666 (even that, I could, won't, go Comical)
    The Lump, you Toby, was with A SET 666.
    91%..bang NAILED
    dear, dear, dear, Tony, you, and I, deserve Awards (medals) for Poker!
    DIFFERENT, reasons,. but,..
    Let, me be, first.
    Happy, Merry, Christmas, Health, Prosperity, all 2021
    the,enegmatic, but' Street real, PJ'
    MR B & MR C,..
    That's, the Elegence n Aggro. Xxx
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  • MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118
    misterpj said:

    You, could not, Make it up..
    Even the Big Boss man. Yes, he did, laughed out LOUD
    'misterpj'
    Why, did you LUMP.!!! with 66...!!!
    I didn't,!!!

    misterpj, LUMPED, with a SET 666 (even that, I could, won't, go Comical)
    The Lump, you Toby, was with A SET 666.
    91%..bang NAILED
    dear, dear, dear, Tony, you, and I, deserve Awards (medals) for Poker!
    DIFFERENT, reasons,. but,..
    Let, me be, first.
    Happy, Merry, Christmas, Health, Prosperity, all 2021
    the,enegmatic, but' Street real, PJ'
    MR B & MR C,..
    That's, the Elegence n Aggro. Xxx

    tikay said you LIMPED with 66 not LUMP!

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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 159,638
    edited September 2020
    You limped with 6-6. Always better to bring it in with a raise.

    Watch the winning players, or big MTT's - nobody limps in.

    You'll save yourself money & angst if you limp less.
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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    One way, and only one way.
    To, settle this, forever,
    You chose, 3 months, 6 months, 9 months, 12 months,.
    On delay, face cards UP,
    On delay, all play, face up.
    Not (lol) just mine, anyone, with, any Kahoonas.
    Only, fair gents,..
    And, run, the lot, IN PUBLIC.
    through, two, ICM 'mizers!'
    Yours, n mine.. Anytime, EVER
    come on Matt (dead serious)
    You, ain't, exactly, on, ya upoers
    My Mrs, will match, pound for pound, up to, 100k
    Paul Jordan, you should be, 1-66..lol
    Your getting, even money
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 159,638
    misterpj said:

    One way, and only one way.
    To, settle this, forever,
    You chose, 3 months, 6 months, 9 months, 12 months,.
    On delay, face cards UP,
    On delay, all play, face up.
    Not (lol) just mine, anyone, with, any Kahoonas.
    Only, fair gents,..
    And, run, the lot, IN PUBLIC.
    through, two, ICM 'mizers!'
    Yours, n mine.. Anytime, EVER
    come on Matt (dead serious)
    You, ain't, exactly, on, ya upoers
    My Mrs, will match, pound for pound, up to, 100k
    Paul Jordan, you should be, 1-66..lol
    Your getting, even money


    It's not a competition Paul, people are trying to help you.

    Limp less, & you'll suffer less beats.
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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Limped.. Lmaoff, SET 666..91% GOOD,
    HAND, is posted,.. Smashed it, with 91% hand equity..
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  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 7,971
    misterpj said:

    Limped.. Lmaoff, SET 666..91% GOOD,
    HAND, is posted,.. Smashed it, with 91% hand equity..

    You limped pre-flop.

    Seriously, do you not understand what people are trying to tell you?

    You do some things well. But you will NEVER be a winning player if you continue to limp all the time.
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  • Asho28Asho28 Member Posts: 767
    Maybe starting this topic wasn't such a good idea... :expressionless:
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