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πΉππ Choo Choo Choo Choo All Aboard 2021 Orient Express misterpjs riding the VariaRinse trainπ
misterpj
Member Posts: 3,204
A Heartfelt wish to each and everyone
All try, to enjoy 2021 all things being relative
So that's, health, happiness Lurve and prosperity, to one and all.
'Swaddling out the way, down to buisness'
'pj' knows, two questions, on everyone's π
1.will pj be boarding? or alighting? the VariaRinse Special
2.will it happen, the D.ream.T.eam. MB & PJ
The Anatomy of the handles
M. B s, just resonates
Use the voice of BrickTop, plagurise the famous line from the movie
'hence the name MoolaBenji'
Argh, you be keen to know, Sir Matt, christened pj with this, now...
P. J.s just resonates
misterPlunderJackson
So, do please, address pj, from this moment forward, as..
PlunderπJackson
Back later, with anecdotes, from the Poker coalface, as Matty said..
Pj, you had more, beats and suck outs,in the 6 days of Christmas, than I have had, all year, that theme, Spectaculary continued, unabated, today alone, but, its still, the now legendary 2020,annus horribilis, thank the Dieties, only 2 days and 9 half hours, left of it.
Don't forget now, at the witching hour, Dec 31st,all Windows, must be opened, to rid, of all bad luck.
Pj's, hired 24,industrial size, leaf blowers, getting switched on 23.59,and set on 'max blow, blo-hard all that' "bad luck" right outta my systemπ
All try, to enjoy 2021 all things being relative
So that's, health, happiness Lurve and prosperity, to one and all.
'Swaddling out the way, down to buisness'
'pj' knows, two questions, on everyone's π
1.will pj be boarding? or alighting? the VariaRinse Special
2.will it happen, the D.ream.T.eam. MB & PJ
The Anatomy of the handles
M. B s, just resonates
Use the voice of BrickTop, plagurise the famous line from the movie
'hence the name MoolaBenji'
Argh, you be keen to know, Sir Matt, christened pj with this, now...
P. J.s just resonates
misterPlunderJackson
So, do please, address pj, from this moment forward, as..
PlunderπJackson
Back later, with anecdotes, from the Poker coalface, as Matty said..
Pj, you had more, beats and suck outs,in the 6 days of Christmas, than I have had, all year, that theme, Spectaculary continued, unabated, today alone, but, its still, the now legendary 2020,annus horribilis, thank the Dieties, only 2 days and 9 half hours, left of it.
Don't forget now, at the witching hour, Dec 31st,all Windows, must be opened, to rid, of all bad luck.
Pj's, hired 24,industrial size, leaf blowers, getting switched on 23.59,and set on 'max blow, blo-hard all that' "bad luck" right outta my systemπ
Comments
2021
Happy new Year Bo !
Metaphorically postulate the poser?
Who, whom, you gonna go outta ya way for? And, too boot, cover the EX's, to enjoy,a reet few pints, a lurverley munch, few glasses (botellas) New Zealands finest, could, regale you, with a blockbusting anecdote, when pj, was a Rokin rolling round Auckland, centres on the SKY Tower, the military, and a certain Mr Noel (went skinto) Edmonds, in the chapter, in the book, headed, iffy bizniz? even better, its on TV, saved forever, for posterity, one digresss! but, to tell you, you would have to greet, mister Plunder Jackson, with Chur π
So, who, whom, you going for a reet lash up, a chew the life and Poker Fat with?
A usual Suspect?
or pj πππ
he, would put himself out, for the following ;
Quality, Interesting, class individuals,
Of course, naturally, every single one, bar non, of the legion, that are PJ fan club (huge following) why the obvious green round gills few, so Seething π
after the fans, the Roster reads ;
Mark theedge949, funnily enough, and Zen, (them two had a spectacular spat) definatley not on pj's, list, is one poster, guess? Whom already (they can't help her self!) chimed in above, Irony? had to be relevant, in the infamous edge v Zen dust up, all real proper Men, unlike the gotta be relevant blo_hardsπ
Pj adds, in no particular order, obviously MoolaBenji for Poker History, and of course, for the cook off alone, the top bloke Prof of Mad (as he types, virgin olive heating in pan, chopped vine Tommy's going in, add, some chunky back, maple cured beer can!) home baked Italian Chia, Prof will geddit) and shavings of BLIK truffle, on top. Yum double down Yumπ
ot forgeting Corporal Pike (Nozzer) and have to break the bread, with uncle T. K and Aggro, must not forget;
Antc, class Scouse humour, Mynafret, different gravy, enji, Brock59 Nottingham, cut from same cloth as pj, top fella around the corner Gpc70, and to reiterate, each, and every one of the fans, legion. π
Obviously respect, The Factotum, evidenced above! but, suppose, Running Hot, a, simple question of perspective? evidence as always, pj run Chilly π Nov n Dec
the other boil, that needs a lance, multi table X 16,your avin a giraffe!
3 mtts Mon, 3 mtts today, we, analyse that, laterπ
let's (Dehlia) be avin you, blo-hardsπ·
snapshot of 24 hours, tourney poker that would succinctly sum up, pj's form! for 3 solid years.
Now ladies and gentleman, should pj be getting it in BEST? based on the outrageous notion, that holding the best hand equity, might, he says just might! be some reasonable assessment of no limit hold em poker skill, best hand equity when the MONIES get shipped in the middle.
Hark, I hear them 'chant' you gotta get it in, "bad" more, mucho more, if you are not delivering the suck outs and beats, tuther way around.
We'll OK, we will try that strategy (naturally) only with huge drawing hands
(perfect example coming right up)
The No1 compliment, in 3 years, came from one of the top London based players on here, won't surprise you, for 2 plus, of those 3 years, we went at it, hammer & tong, detested each other, now tight respected pals, so miracles can, do happen.
Oh, the comp? " you play so tight, and fold such a high%"
Now, that's a fact, and without giving to many trade secrets away! maybe Ubba aggro, when needing to ladder 2 places for a cash (near bubble) or at other specific times!
Anyways, as posted, from 1 table selective tournies, last 24_36 hours alone.
'See how "they run"!
to start you off, today, did half hours tantric yoga, then a brisk 25 min jog, (bracing out their)
wrap up well, my lurverliesπ§jogged past one of them, its chilly, like pj's formπ
Kettle on, alive, alert, let's play poker
Timed tourney, 2 mins from finish
Irony, in this next one, three and a half hours deep, FT, 4 runners left, and this most stupid notion, went through pj's noodle, wouldn't it be 'nice' to actually post, finally WON one!
Stupid, pj knows!
to take out the shortest stack, ladder one, and be sitting pretty (out, very next hand after this, pocket diamond suited KQ) but, yet again, best, not a scooby, of holding, in a defining tournament hand.
Now, the Poker Astute here (vast majority) will observe, an evidenced based common theme!
best point it out, before a (the) usual blo-hard suspect rocks up, a blustering n deflection!
base on the above, every HAND LOST, every hand played BOSS every hand SUCKED OUT
who (m) you going to believe? Pj, or a usual suspect?
And, to finish, a getting it in 'bad spot'
Ironically, Β£5.50 bounty hunter, minutes after the start
blinds 15 30, big blind already short stacked, only 400 chips
Pocket cards
4 10 spades suited
6 6 spades diamond
A Q hearts clubs
Flop came, Hearts Hearts Hearts Inc a 4, shorty gets it all in, pair 4s,J kicker
PJ looking at that flop, HHH, looking down at pocket A heart, Q kicker,? snap fold eh Matthew!
missed a heart on the turn, but? what's that turn card, ooo me ooo my! a Q,
pair QQs with A heart (nut flush draw) don't tell me, snap fold, lmao.
Cant hit a Barn Door, with monster draws, when in bad, mind you, can't win a key hand, when all the Monies in the middle, when monster good
And some, think a Poker Coach, is the way forward
Well, in a way, that's correct, but pj only coaches, trusted mates πππ
Jackie Gleason, all time legend
Add, note too self
'Plunder' pj 'Jackson'
don't, just Snap Fold flopped straights
Add, insta Snap Fold flopped Broadway,
Coz, turn river runner runner bout a Million On π
Roll Up, Roll Up
He can't play, and won't admit it!
Happy New Year, one and all, from Auckland
Further, zero social distencing (legally) zero muzzles (legally)
Why? How?
Get, your noodles, around this, they can Party, as they have, Not 1, case, of Rona
And, that's, factual π€
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And never brought to mind?
Should auld bad beats be forgot
And days of auld lang syne?
Happy New Year. 2021
erm, brothers, sisters, Oneπ
'misterPlunderJackson', took his seat, fashionably, likkle late, strolled in, not with any swagger, just understated confidence quiet confidence, knowing, not a Poker Coach on the planet, that could improve his no limit hold em nouse, not a fraction, even a millimetre
as he got comfy, 'Plunder thought quietly' still gotta dodge those land.mines,but then, all the top players have to, will MissTrusTress (π) VariaRinse, be a kind giving Mistress today.
Ever the Philanthropist;
FullBeanzTwerk (aggressive all in) suck out-bad beat, dealer dished me out, a bit of a V. R.
Crocodile Dundee (Perth memories, they always flood back) the Packers Casino, really is?
Well it was, a bit special, then, so was Esperence, Bustleton, Mandurah Karnak Island, list go onπ
"Strewth M8, I've know it rain down Gators"
but, it's a stretch for me to believe your claim its been 'raining BOATS & NUTZ'
Don't forget now!
Minus the 5 minute rest break (no action!)
Is that 3 boats n 1 nut, or 3 NUTZ n 1 boat? in 11 minutes play.
sorry guys n gals, I would be here, until midnight, and need an Abacus!
So, here's how the tourney started π€
Trey on the turn, Ruof on the River ( 3 4)
making, A2345 into 44 (327) 34
Plunder dodged, the bullet below
and Buford said to Plunder;
Instead of a buffoon.
Gpc70
If 'Plunder' had a script writer..
Pj's very last hand, of 2020 (will, it be the last ever hand?)
multi table tournament (Harry Kane)
exactly 3 hours deep, 10 left
moments earlier, was trying (failing) to remember which Forumite, kindly nominated, 'Plunder' a calling station, on this occasion, pj would make them correct, 'Plunder gave himself, a serious Shallacking' played way way to loose, for 2 1/2 hours, must tighten up, as you see, evidenced below
Remember now, I was so grateful, remembering, the Forumite, who insisted, pjs a calling station, decided, to get, her-him-him-her? a late Christmas Pressie, less than 50 seconds later, on that very well known gargantuan online shopping site, a pair of these, were duly purchased
Sat at the table, now near 3 hours deep, I thought of 'mumsies' well intentioned advice,your a calling station! (guessed a 34waist and 31 inside leg) and duly, folded the hand below (as class players do!)
Then Plunder Jackson, did, for the first time in years, what his old self, pj pokerjenius the pokerPBratt used to, first time, in years, FULLY TILTED, really did, and played this ( embarrassing amateur poker)
Lavished a few players, with well deserved pressies
Gpc got this
MadProf this
Matt Bates got these (the only player) stylish enough, to rock these, and be able to 'get away with it'
A box of the finest, for the Factotum
and, my favorite pressie, sent too...... πππ
Happy New Year, one and All
Matt Bates (Moolah~Benji) wishing you, the best ever year, of your Poker Career, get, the Lot
MadProf (Prof of the Mad) wishing you, the best ever year, of your Poker Career, keep getting the lot, and mucho more, Extra Mouliesπ please
T. K wish you, health, happiness, contentment and prosperity, in volume.
Gpc70, in Poker, and Punting, run sizzling, totally 100% convinced, Minella Indo would genuinely have won that, 10 lengths plus, Tanking when so unlucky to tip, and would be, 5-2,rather than 10s,Gold Cup, get on. Saint Roi, wants good, good to soft, will be prime for Chelts, 10-1 stonking value for the Champion Hurdle, Captain Guinness got an engine like a Mclaren Mercedes, keep very close eye, Novice chasing, Gosdens once raced, DERAB, guess what, Jan 1st 2021,now a once raced 3yo! proper proper machine of a horse, you watch, next run, Ahdab is a chunk, better than 73 rated, and will prove it, Tronado will hack up, in a hcap Hurdle, more than once. The one today, let the market, be your guide, back in a maiden hurdle, has the ability to eat this lot for dinner.
Only team mentioned, for the championship, Brentford, going rather well, the new Leeds, anyone that's not got huge admiration, for Leeds and Bielsa is a football antichrist. Made L1 a 3 horse race, convinced it still is, Portsmouth, Charlton and Sunderland, only team mentioned for L2, Leyton Orient, going well, now, good owners, very well run, going places. You (Gpc) will know, how ambitious Bromley are, that National League, is now effective, League 3, Jammed full of former established league clubs, and ambitious up comers, but, willing Bromley to do a Salford City
Only other football bets, mentioned, pre season, national league north, pj said, lay Fylde at 5-2, back Spennymoor Town and Brackley Town ew each, both those two, very ambitious clubs, and will, get up another level.
Gpc, I know, like me, you Adore football, Luton Town sitting 13th in the Championship,with class coach Nathan Jones back at the helm, Luton,only a few years ago, couldn't get out, of the National League! League 1 Lincoln City, sitting top, only few years ago, couldn't get out of the national league, very obvious one, but the Yanited Boyz! Paul Lim, and Salford moolah Benji City, about a zillion promotions in the last decade, from a park, to League 2, going well. Hells Bells beloved Torquay United, all the way back, from the brink, flying and clear, top of National League, remember Helen in the Laddies Poker Millions? (yes TK) I remember who coached her, God rest and Bless.
That just leaves, 'Oh Mother π'
mumsie, I want to see you, have a scorching 2021,I set you this challenge, win a minimum Bakers Dozen (13) tournies, with a minimum 1st place of Β£100,good luck. Plunder Jackson
Acapella, sets the race up, no offers, front runs, always does.
Toes along the Brahma (good Hoss, very good)
Al Boum switched off, tucked away, 3rd, the other two, be a distance behind, by the 4th fence.
As soon as Brahma, pressures Acapella, expect that duel to be over, and Brahma to tow Al Boum.
Al Boum by 6-10
Brahma 11-10 against (betting without)
make the St fcast, nailed on.
Best price Insignia, 11-1, in one place, general 8s,wont have a shilling on, unless, and until that shortens substantially, ie into 11-2 then back it, ew.
Poker Gods, please, not another entire Annus, like 2021has started!
By the way, with my hand, fully, genuinely, hand on Heart, long since, forgotten, what even the feeling, is remotely like? to get it in Bad (in a tourney defining hand) and deliver, the beat, the suck out, the other way around, never forget! Plunder Jackson, got a back catolouge, of being on the receiving end, that is Poker Legend
'other Millinery Establishments are available'
but a mighty fine one, down Luton Town way
Plunder never without a Chapeau pon his Bonnet
missy chrissy pressie, now going on, and not coming off, till 80 rated, a travesty π
Plunders middle name, is Otto, why they call him ' Potto' π