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What a lovely PTPair!!

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    Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!!:
    Do you still like nature, despite what it did to you?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    lol I like it Tony!
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    Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!!:
    Your a male looking woman who works alongside one of the oldest people on television who talks about trains......Wow, you must be really proud of yourself.. ;)
    Posted by Ads2kuk

    lololol Well I am half Thai after all.... Could be the bottom half ;)


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    -TARAS--TARAS- Member Posts: 394
    edited March 2010


       You remind me of a stormy river
        
          Wild, reckless and beautiful..............       NO   


                Wet, noisy and smelly
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    Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!!:
       You remind me of a stormy river            Wild, reckless and beautiful..............     NO                  Wet, noisy and smelly
    Posted by -TARAS-

    Taras... You are a wrongun!! lol
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    Ads2kukAds2kuk Member Posts: 582
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!!:
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!! : lololol Well I am half Thai after all.... Could be the bottom half ;)
    Posted by Lisa_Long

    Haha.

    It's all gooooooood! x

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    FINSFINS Member Posts: 1,080
    edited March 2010
    When i look at you i can see the light is on but there's definitely no one at home..
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    FINSFINS Member Posts: 1,080
    edited March 2010
    As we say in yorkshire your a few butties short of a picnic..
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    aiken2001aiken2001 Member Posts: 364
    edited March 2010
    An ode to Lisa

    Your face is like a flower ,cauliflowers
    Your eyes are like pools ,cesspools
    Your lips are like petals ,bicycle pedals
    Your teeth are like stars ,they come out at night.
    You have an hourglass figure - except all the sand has run to your a**e.
    You have a twinkle in your eyes - It's the sun shining between your ears.

    I could go on but to be fair she has taken enough stick allready. (see you at the tables)
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    AIRWALKERAIRWALKER Member Posts: 680
    edited March 2010
    I dreamed about your body last night Lisa........I went to identify it.

    Your so air-headed that when you make chock chip muffins it takes you all day to peel the smarties.

    She's so daft that she once walked into British Home Stores and asked if they had a semi detached in Putney.

    Her nose is so big that she once lost her pen and Tikay said 'its right there under your nose' and she replied 'can you be more specific?'

    Lisa is so fat that she has to put her belt on using a boomerang.

    Lisa is so depressing that she once phoned the Samaritans and the bloke at the other end of the phone shot himself.
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    Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited March 2010
    Hahaha these are all BRILLIANT!!

    I'm going to have a hard time picking winners!!

    Ps. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? ;)
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    aiken2001aiken2001 Member Posts: 364
    edited March 2010
    Or to paraphrase the Simpsons

    Lisa you aint exactly open casket material yourself.
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    Action_DanAction_Dan Member Posts: 341
    edited March 2010
    I wet the bed last night LM :( I remembered your play with AJ and ****** myself!
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    Lisa_MarieLisa_Marie Member Posts: 759
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!!:
    I wet the bed last night LM :( I remembered your play with AJ and ****** myself!
    Posted by Action_Dan

    Whatever Dan... That's not funny :(


    ;)
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    AIRWALKERAIRWALKER Member Posts: 680
    edited March 2010
    Lisa, you are so brutal that if we played strip poker i would only wear a bag over my head ( in case yours fell off ) and a cricket box.
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    EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited March 2010
    You're so dumb that when you are on tilt you only play pocket aces.
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    MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited March 2010
    You're not a bad poker player but Orford is better.
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    EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited March 2010
    You're so dumb that when you raise out of position, you think it means to stand up.
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    EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited March 2010
    You are so dumb, you think that when you get a pair of cowboys, you have Tikay and Orford in your hand.
    Actually, that's bright ;-)
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    MICKYBLUEMICKYBLUE Member Posts: 2,035
    edited March 2010
    u was sooooooo fat when u went to school u sat next 2 ........ everybody
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    STEVEMAXSTEVEMAX Member Posts: 489
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!!:
    In Response to Re: What a lovely PTPair!! : lololol Well I am half Thai after all....
    Posted by Lisa_Long
    Only 1/2 Thai.You should be bagged,gagged and fully Tied.
    Or is that one my fantasies???.
    Anyway LM my mum always says you shouldn`t insult,tease or harm defenceless animals,so I`m very sorry..

     CAUTION NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
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