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and the NEW no limit hold em skypoker champ...is...

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  • bbMikebbMike Member Posts: 3,718
    If you’d bet to a more reasonable size on the flop you might have got some chips from Jakarta. Let us know what the coach says.
  • Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,091
    No one escapes the "Naughty Chair"
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    Well, one of the "" excuses "" lol
    If we are down too excuses, that's progress, tad difficult for it to be, actually, no limit hold em!

    In plain site, every hand, you know, you know! TRANSPARENT, crystal clear.
    Zip didly limped, entry for Guinness Book O Records, number of huge hand 1 card riviera's



    As for "" excuses ""
    the remarkable,relative number, of, back from a long lay off players, that keep popping up, and 'going very well'
    If a racehorse, you would ask?
    Improved for;
    change of trainer
    wind op
    application of cheek pieces
    application of, monies!
    or, loves a Protein Kirsty Milkskake

    no matter what cards, and how played, 'their getting there'











    Ready... 🥁🥁🥁



    rebrand Teflon Poker 🚾








  • gpc70gpc70 Member Posts: 1,997
    remove the blinkers,get him gelded and his wind done ffs simple
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,031
    How much does your coach charge you?

    Can you bring your coach to the forums to explain why some of your hilariously bad plays are actually good ?

    There is a coach isnt there, your not just making it up are you ?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    ?
    what's the two word phrase, I am searching for
    ?

    whatever it is
    ?

    'ones, Tushy-Keister-Heiny, got zero laughFin.
    Left too Doo

    Randomly Generated

    that's the one 😂😂😂






  • DuesenbergDuesenberg Member Posts: 1,746
    Good on you for having the humility to seek out coaching @misterpj. Your game has clearly improved a lot and I'm sure you'll be crushing in next to no time.
  • MattBatesMattBates Member Posts: 4,118

    Good on you for having the humility to seek out coaching @misterpj. Your game has clearly improved a lot and I'm sure you'll be crushing in next to no time.

    Are you his coach @Duesenberg ?
  • DuesenbergDuesenberg Member Posts: 1,746
    MattBates said:

    Good on you for having the humility to seek out coaching @misterpj. Your game has clearly improved a lot and I'm sure you'll be crushing in next to no time.

    Are you his coach @Duesenberg ?
    Nah. This cutting-edge level of poker is way beyond my capabilities.
  • waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,076

    MattBates said:

    Good on you for having the humility to seek out coaching @misterpj. Your game has clearly improved a lot and I'm sure you'll be crushing in next to no time.

    Are you his coach @Duesenberg ?
    Nah. This cutting-edge level of poker is way beyond my capabilities.
    At least he played the Kings, granted he limped, but at least he played them.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    I. N. S. P. I. R. A. T. I. O. N. A. LL. yyyyy
    inspiring
    Hands could be used in an Advertising Campaign







    It's MAGIC 😷🤕👁️



  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    pal over in the Emerald Isles, just sent a 'cheeky' twice raced, twice gone in by a distance 6yo snaffled out the ptp Irish scene, to V Williams, they think, it's a bit special

    It's Moniker, Randomly Generated











  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited June 2021
    You might be unlucky. Or i guess you could just be horrifically bad at poker
    It’s probably one of the two
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    delighted, to be Horrifically Bad at poker....









    7s ON, 8s ON, 9s ON relentlessly Riviera ed, in the defining hands!

    maybe, your RainMan or, your Horrifically Bad at math and PROBABILITY, guess it's one of the two

    💋
  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    You called a 29bb effective shove with K10. You had the worst hand and lost

    That isn’t unlucky. So it would appear that it’s the latter
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    EveryOne

    ps, Jac and others, that includes every single player, who puts their money in,buys in,not just TEAM ORACLE (dont you think the Emperors Coat Sparkles lovely Diamante)

    because, unlike yours truely,the majority, ' fear' daring, too take team Sparkling Oracle On

    so, lets cut, ALL the CARP

    horrific no limit hold player,abysmal,truely pathetic, ...' that misterpj'

    for every player, thas taken Herd mentality Stick..

    Jac35 v mistepj

    evidence

    set KKK 30,000 pot Goldrush (rivered)
    set 777 12,000 pot for the lot (rivered)
    JJ 30,000 pot for the lot (rivered)

    and obviously a plethora more.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    clio2525Small blind200.00200.0020180.00
    misterpjBig blind400.00600.0015831.25
    Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    tomgoodunRaise1200.001800.0014737.50
    gac123Fold
    roughboyFold
    digerFold
    clio2525Fold
    misterpjRaise3400.005200.0012431.25
    tomgoodunCall2600.007800.0012137.50
    Flop
    • Q
    • J
    • K
    misterpjCheck
    tomgoodunBet2800.0010600.009337.50
    misterpjRaise5600.0016200.006831.25
    tomgoodunCall2800.0019000.006537.50
    Turn
    • A
    misterpjAll-in6831.2525831.250.00
    tomgoodunAll-in6537.5032368.750.00
    misterpjUnmatched bet293.7532075.00293.75
    misterpjShow
    • K
    • K
    tomgoodunShow
    • J
    • J
    River
    • J
    tomgoodunWinFour Jacks32075.0032075.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    LawtySmall blind300.00300.0013925.00
    misterpjBig blind600.00900.0016392.50
    Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    Skip123Call600.001500.007637.50
    BongmongFold
    HugoMahanaFold
    rankersFold
    LawtyAll-in13925.0015425.000.00
    misterpjAll-in16392.5031817.500.00
    Skip123Fold
    misterpjUnmatched bet2767.5029050.002767.50
    LawtyShow
    • K
    • A
    misterpjShow
    • J
    • J
    Flop
    • 3
    • 2
    • 7
    Turn
    • 8
    River
    • A
    LawtyWinPair of Aces29050.0029050.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    rabskeba14Small blind30.0030.002125.00
    the-ogreBig blind60.0090.003335.00
    Your hole cards
    • 7
    • 7
    NEIL40Call60.00150.003815.00
    janc59Fold
    misterpjRaise180.00330.003140.00
    rabskeba14Fold
    the-ogreCall120.00450.003215.00
    NEIL40Call120.00570.003695.00
    Flop
    • 6
    • 7
    • 2
    the-ogreCheck
    NEIL40Check
    misterpjBet60.00630.003080.00
    the-ogreCall60.00690.003155.00
    NEIL40All-in3695.004385.000.00
    misterpjAll-in3080.007465.000.00
    the-ogreAll-in3155.0010620.000.00
    NEIL40Unmatched bet480.0010140.00480.00
    the-ogreShow
    • 8
    • A
    NEIL40Show
    • 7
    • 10
    misterpjShow
    • 7
    • 7
    Turn
    • K
    River
    • 3
    the-ogreWinFlush to the Ace10140.0010140.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,317
    take, a long hard look, in the mirror, and tell me, (with a straight face)

    nothing, ever so even slightly, to see...............

    2 hours play,.. HU, for this Total Nonsence





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