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if ya in defining hand, with 1 to come 84% > 16% what would Mr Hellmuth do!

misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
edited June 2021 in Brags, Beats and Variance
Best snap fold it, today, form based.

6max £5.50 bh
Pocket, 10 10 & K K & AA & least the player in the SB had the Fortitude to Snap Fold 😏, that flopped 2 pair!




Set AAA 8 1/2 + on! Oh I wish big Phil was commentating 😏



& like Buses

how 'dat' big stack gonna get there? 'Phil' wad ya reckon?

3 blind mice







In all the time, GazMaBillZill ions hands, why I never got dealt one of these?



Maybe, big Phil will look looky in, now that, would really liven up, the subject matter











If it was about ability, be a totally different ball game

All In with a 10 10 10 SET, anyone







Offer Still Stands

You Lot self select, ya best 35 players, add myself, (gets abacus) makes 36
99 mtts, 33 bounty hunter 33 deep stack 33 thirty minute timed

One, only ONE simple caveat, full hand histories made available
IN FULL, for all to see, the following day after each mtt, simples innit












Comments

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    Well, the Reality Is



    'your 52 card deck'
    'your' "RNG"

    and its going, a, little something
    Like This






    Cough cough, 1 card to come, 6% hand equity 🤣
    & BINGO



    & exciting times

    11.06







    11.29 twent hand 4 hand

    chase dat inside straight Draw? No Siree
    however pocket suited Q6 diamonds flopping TopTwo, weren't best pleased, exocetic!







    Roderick Random Rhuffled em up, Bingo

    5 mins later, went hand 4 hand again, too ft

    Good that Roderick, exciting Times 😂

    RowdyRoddyRandom, "produced" Guess!!

    2players (hand 4 hand ing, ((again))!
    What, we got ear Guv?

    nuther inside straight draw, turned what? Top Pair, course its a million
    Randy Random, served up a Rhuffled flopped Set (remarkable Jim)!







    toneee
    Dis No LIMPI. N. biz~niss
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    Anyways, no matta' s
    If any you lot Dancers,?
    My monies ON, FirTee5 & classic Mota, fancing de~selves, under PON Disco Ball

    do (please) buy this, me friends, V decent soul funk remixers
    In, 86,bought me sum NuShooz I couldn't WAIT 👀🙏😋

    Bang. IN. Choon





    Blimey!
    not often get nice surprises!

    Skybet call me!

    Inbound, a new Xchange (Poker Hedging)

    Calling Him SKY¥FAIR, your Poker Hedging Xchange, ESTUPENDOO, him, gonna be MINTED, (again) 😇😎🐣

    In, such a good Mood, if him feel brave, might.....
    Tell Worlds funniest P(j) oke
    Heard the One?
    About the CockAtuu & Boris!























  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,074
    I picked the wrong week to give up drink and drugs it seems
  • dragon1964dragon1964 Member Posts: 3,051
    Even Google Translate gave up on this.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    See, Ting Is...

    No Defence Offered!

















    Gwan, tt'let Gato.. out bag, how? Roddy Random 'do it' isiris binary









    they, play, their.










  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,139
    zzzzzzz
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    ROFL

    07.30 £5.50 bounty hunter

    5 hands, fold fold fold fold &....
    Yep, pj a Million, still surprised, it didn't go turn J River 10s 😏











    Or, Randomly, in the earlier £5.50





    Argh, decent hands, but behind
    HokeeDookee, how's about snapping the tourney defining shove, a, million on?











    and they play one of these



















  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426
    Nice FT PJ but 55 till death do us part........
  • aynaricolaynaricol Member Posts: 315



    @misterpj what does your coach say about you donk leading two streets then open folding river?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    My Ole Chummly

    Try All & Every Deflection Tactic You Like

    Put that too my Poker Coach, and this, Happy, more than happy to screenshot, and post in Full
    Unedited Reply

    So, if you have any 'sort of Pair'? doubt it, but happy to be proved wrong

    You go first, Specifically, I will make it easy, very easy
    Between 2pm & 6pm 2day,played....1,thats ONE, mtt

    3 hours play, my fold pre % high 70% until final hand

    Lost 2 defining hands, 15.05 & (obviously) exit hand 17.30 (approx)

    Funnily Enough, same two players, heads up in both hands

    For Crystal Clear Clarity

    misterpj & merlinx

    Now let's see, whom has the Boll.. think woodchopper, an Axe
    To ANALYSE icm bet size
    he Whole Shebang, 2 hands, hour & half apart, same 2 players
    Perfect Example, about example number 2 milly
    why, for some of 'us non'.. what?
    because it sure as, sticky stuff, got near too zero about poker ability
    Makes it impossible (lol)

    15.05

    hand in full dual technicolour, hand %s, full hand structure

















    While wring hands over that
    Wind On an hour and a half
    3 hours play, for this..........



    ft, snapped off so fast (lmao)







    Yet Again, concise, factual, crystal clear 😉








  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426
    PJ 55 Wounded /George Michael the every next hand careless whisper. 5555 RIP.
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    goldie

    Hopes You all good n jiggy

    do 'pass on to them'

    'ring ring, ring ring, hi Phil, you got a moment'
    'yeah bud, sure'
    'coach, 2 1/2 hours deep, stats tellin me, fold pre near 80%,tighter than tight coach, waiting for the Monster Spots'
    'lovin your play Paul'
    'cheers Phil'
    'anyways, flopped the stone cold Nut Flush,
    'that's my boy, told ya pauli, you got the juice, just like me'
    'whatcha get outta Pot'
    'Phil, the fella had pocket 66'
    'shame,he didn't flop a set, you coulda got the lot'
    'no Phil, he actually flopped a set 666 into my flopped nut flush'
    'brilliant kiddo, I'm stoked for ya'
    'pretty happy with that, as well Phil'
    'how much you manage to get? the lot I hope? max value?
    'I thought the same'
    but guess what happened next Phil, insta turned Boat
    (brief silence)
    explosion of expletives, Phil, 'they told me to ask you'














  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426
    Sky Poker is not out to get you........Personally ! but it ( will ) if you don't listen.

    @misterpj

    I have removed your bad beat stuff from your post above - please use your own threads for these. You've developed a habit of polluting threads by other people with your tales of woe, & it's becoming too much.

    Stay here Mask up Stay safe. Don't do a Hancock .


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    An accurate factual review, of real poker played, and observed, 4 am - 9 am
    can't be a problem



    Vs



    Big Phil said, say nothing
    Show everything
    OkeeDokee then

    04.27




    04.37
    (fold,lol)


    04.41
    (flopped FH chinned, lol) naturally, turn river runner runner AA, lmao


    05.26 & 05.27 consecutive hands
    (nice work, same player, rivers the boat & turn river runner runner flush from a mile behind)







    summary, for the sceptical
    adjust your posture
    same player!
    05.26 rivers the fullhouse
    05.27 chins set KKK with turn river runner runner club club flush
    shuffles heiny & same player
    05.29!
    Guess what? same player
    turn river runner runner K & 10 for straight, chinning.
    Phil tells me this is hysterical




    Pocket AA anyone @ 06.55






    07.05 "even if I say it myself, abysmal play misterpj"



    although big Phil assures me, correct & disciplined fold, all day, every day
    so amend abysmal play, if I had of played like a, labotomized Ghumbass
    woulda got the Lot, be about right







    07.14 hmm inspired













    they seem to be ableto play, plenty these
    (bakers dozen if subscribe to VIP poker insider)
    £5.99 a week, bitcoin only, keep mum, send up Norf









    &

    very last hand, of the last breakfast timed mtt
    Pocket 8s, only 9s On, 1 too come, must be a new world record, 8s & 9s on shots, chinned on the river, a 3 month plethora







    Oh, and requests to ask my poker coach
    ere ya go, he say
    'tell them too ASAP get the Dealer checked over for this



    must wrap this breakfast glee fest up, banning myself for 24 hours

    be like a 'potted parrot by 5pm'



    Angela Merkal Henning Wehn Andy (goose~step) Muller, can you hear me?
    this time, your getting it, HORIZONTAL, we're dat Sun Don't Shine






    England win 90 mins £400 6/4
    England to score 3 or more goals (in 90 mins) £80 5/1
    Fifa man of match Jack Grealish £50 9/1

    & he now go, mute, dark, silent, till October, best wishes, one and all xxx

































  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426

    England win 90 mins £400 6/4
    England to score 3 or more goals (in 90 mins) £80 5/1
    Fifa man of match Jack Grealish £50 9/1

    & he now go, mute, dark, silent, till October, best wishes, one and all xxx

    Good Luck with those bets. ! as for Houdini

    You're not going to Poker Uni, or at Her Maj pleasure for four Months. cough!


    take care .
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204
    did you notice at Wembley last nite?
    Mueller-Rice on pitch?
    not good, at corners 😂

    because of one's ocd (genuine by way hey hey)
    everything, simply has to be, neat, rounded & tidy
    defacto, Wed June 30th, neat & rounded = midnight (witching hour tonite)
    which is then, a glorious Thursday 1st July (bravo us)

    Won't be so much as a peek~a~boo from yours truly, at all, till October
    Moulah~Benji can have his entire ROLL
    (with supreme confidence) at 999-1 on that.
    © after WITCHIN hour ®

    So, a very very good morning all

    By the way, written in the Stars, for this country of ours, forget its coming home
    (this time it is)
    the touch paper is alight, the Cosmos Script is written
    England win this, Canter
    which will give the country a, monumental feel good ignition & bounce
    (ask those that were alive in 66,I was)
    Boom (economic time) Inbound
    he is called BOUNCE (do hold that thought, bounce, in your mind)

    Argh, mentioned a bankroll, above, because the boy goldie & yours truly, intellectual surrogate 'bruvs', 'gold' keep it yourself, do invest a few pennies, shillings, or sixpence, in this

    Don't need much on, for a reet facespitter (retirement bet) fella on the machine, kopped a million for a tenner other day, acca,confirmed authentic, Ascot, gee gees Golf, on the golf, last leg, for a milly, 'Harris English' Real surname won on the 8th playoff hole!, to land bet of a, lifetime.

    Snaffle this now, English ante post football
    All each way a quarter 1 2 3, tis 2 x 1 x 1 x 2

    league 1 (Nap) Nigel Adkins Charlton Athletic 12/1 best & general
    league 1 (.nb.) Russell Martins MK.Dons 22/1
    fancy prices long gone, but 22/1 best & general
    league 2 Kenny Jacketts Leyton Orient 20/1 best & general
    national league Phil Parkinsons! Wrexham 6/1 best & general
    national league south Steve Kings Dartford 5/1
    very well run ambitious progressive football club,very good higher level squad
    knocking each way bet
    and, the potential shrewdies dark horse coup
    Dennis Kutriebs Ebbsfleet Utd, 20/1
    (goldie,keep em Shaw Taylored with these)
    dodge pot tipping lines will rip this one off!)

    prices;
    12/1 & 22/1 20/1 6/1 5/1 & 20/1
    each way singles each to take out levels
    2x1 top two 12s 22s & 20s perm ew double
    1x2 bottom 6s 5s & 20s perm ew double
    the ew accas 8 bets, shillings give you a limit buster

    a few days ago, the Magician Dave Challinor was long odds on for Wrexham
    check the fellas full management cv, Inc getting Hartlepool league 2 this season
    doubt he is staying, wherever Challinor goes, fellas a genius coach, keep em Shaw Taylor'd

    Ebbsfleet, Big Big monies, June 2nd they appointed the secret Klopp, watch the top quality inbound young German higher level players rock up, between now, & pre season

    Given you lot a betting gift from the God's




    Phil Parkinson in bound at ambitious Wrexham





    Bounce?

    played just 2 mtts £5.50 bh & £3.30 timed
    get the same phenom seated on my left both separate mtts!
    gotta check em, ain'tcha? when you can't win a hand against em

    Benji, watch out, this fellas the new Isuldar1 👀









    Even the cynics, is GIGGLING 😇






  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,204


    the deal, (Well the deal & run out, that I get)
    Concede one thing, regular as clock123work
    No matter, the time of day, or the mtt, or the Poker Mathematic
    its the river bullet, everytime, if you all knew, the Real, True, Ratio
    all cynics be shocked, pollution?

    Debate n arf there, maybe in October

















    thing is, hands like the crescendo hand, next, make all the difference, on the day, week, month, career, on here, as it is impossible, to hold, for multi bounties and a very chunky playable stack











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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426
    You give up to easy Poker is Fun not to make Money. cough!
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 158,810
    goldon said:

    You give up to easy Poker is Fun not to make Money. cough!

    @goldon

    misterpj has not given up poker, he's still playing daily on Sky Poker, mostly freerolls, in fact he played the 0645 freeroll this morning.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426
    Well, maybe status symbol to him but Sharkscope all about money. Bon Voyage taking a break Vera Lynn another day. Which was the question. I like PJ and although I tease him and others want rid I would be sorry to see him go. Sky Poker never said it would be easy in the House of Hard Knocks. fwiw
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,426
    One 4 U to cheer u up. PJ xxxx
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    jaceySmall blind200.00200.001950.00
    goldonBig blind400.00600.002150.00
    Your hole cards
    • 9
    • A
    jerry79Fold
    dixbriFold
    EVADNEYFold
    PaulCAFC92Call400.001000.003316.25
    jaceyFold
    goldonCheck
    Flop
    • 3
    • 6
    • 9
    goldonBet800.001800.001350.00
    PaulCAFC92Call800.002600.002516.25
    Turn
    • 4
    goldonBet800.003400.00550.00
    PaulCAFC92All-in2516.255916.250.00
    goldonAll-in550.006466.250.00
    PaulCAFC92Unmatched bet1166.255300.001166.25
    goldonShow
    • 9
    • A
    PaulCAFC92Show
    • 4
    • 4
    River
    • 9
    PaulCAFC92WinFull House, 4s and 9s5300.006466.25
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