1 Donny Dales Dale Rowe 51 222 2 The Dennis System Andy Hedderman 40 213 3 WernerWinButKante James Cranmer 36 199 4 Viva La Revolukeshaw Darshan Shamla 44 198 5 M3 Milan MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 44 194 6 . Rory Corden 53 187 7 Ell's men x2 Elliott Miller 50 186 8 Tempo energy Mark Allan 41 184 9 Pépé Show Paul Garner 43 183 10 Borussia Teeth Ash H 59 180 11 NoEasyMane Peter F 46 178 12 Saka Potatoes Ben Marshall 38 175 13 Kindergarden Klopp Cieran Dadds 44 175 14 Fenton’s Pies aaron fenton 43 166 15 Crystal Phallus Ben Mayhew 31 156 16 Camie Luck Paul Campbell 45 155 17 TheRealSlimShortie Adam Shortall 37 144 18 Ally's All Stars alistair brown 38 141 19 Garryowen Boys Club Terry Dadds 20 140 20 TOEPOKERS XI Dave Williams 42 139 21 Sid's Super Spurs Andy Shotton 29 119
With Bobby Firmino being the top scorer this week, ok for none of our teams, I felt I had to pay tribute to him with his song after his 20 points. Our top points scorer was SALAH (C) 26 points for most teams. DARSHAN - VIVA LA REVOLUKESHAW 66 POINTS WAS our winner this week with SALAH (C) 26 narrowly beating ELLIOTT- ELL'S MEN X2 with 65 also with SALAH (C). PETER - NOEASYMANE with 62 was third an again thanks to SALAH (C) 26. Special mention to bottom of the table ANDY- SID'S SUPER SPURS who got 58 points thanks to KANE (C) 24. For the second week running TERRY- GARRYOWEN BOYS CLUB 31 was our wooden spoonist.
1 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 49 539 2 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 61 530 3 NoEasyMane - Peter F 62 527 4 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 51 527 5 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 54 523 6 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 65 521 7 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 57 520 8 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 58 512 9 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 53 504 10 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 66 501 11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 56 500 12 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 48 496 13 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 52 493 14 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 48 486 15 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 55 476 16 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 50 448 17 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 56 442 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 46 410 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 31 370 20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 41 362 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 58 328
Well one of us hit the heights of MOUNT, joint top individual of the week, whilst SALAH continues to show there really ain't one he can't conquer at the moment. The top scoring teams this week all kept faith that SALAH was playing against a second rate team.
Top scorer of the week and conquering the peak of the league was PETER- NOEASYMANE 117 POINTS including SALAH (C) 48, MOUNT 24, SMITH-ROWE 13 AND ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 10. Joint second were CIERAN-KINDEGARTDEN KOP 102, thanks to SALAH (C), FODEN 18 and ALEXANDER -ARNOLD and AARON- FENTON'S PIES 102 with SALAH (C), SMITH ROWE AND ALEXANDER-ARNOLD. Congrats to all on beating the century. Special mention to PAUL - PEPE SHOW who scored 98 points from last week's 17th place with FODEN (C) 36, SALAH 24 AND ALEXANDER-ARNOLD.
Wooden Spoonist was bottom of the table ANDY-SID'S SUPER SPURS with 23 points as he stays loyal to his beloved team.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 117 644 2 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 78 613 3 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 88 608 4 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 102 606 5 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 89 606 6WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 91 603 7 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 78 601 8 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 73 596 9 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 102 595 10 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 64 594 11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 87 587 12 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 77 573 13 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 81 567 14 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 67 564 15 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 75 547 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 98 540 17Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 38 482 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 55 465 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 61 427 20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 50 412 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 23 351
And didn't he, as Reece James shot to the top of the individual scorers although he couldnt win our top scorer award, due to somebody keeping loyal to that Portugese bloke, even though it was more through luck than judgement ALISTAIR- ALLY'S ALL STARS -RONALDO (C) 24.
Our top team of the week was MATT-M3 MILAN with 80 points with GALLAGHER 13, RONALDO 12, RAMSDALE 10 AND SALAH (C) moving him up to sixth place. Second was RORY-FULL STOP with 75 thanks to that man JAMES 21AND SALAH (C) moving him up to second. Third place was JAMES- WERNERWINBUTKANTE with RONALDO 12 AND SALAH (C).
Wooden Spoonist was DAVE- TOEPOKERS XI 25 POIINTS who was cursing at having GALLAGHER 13 on his bench.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 56 700 2 FULLSTOP - Rory Corden 75 676 3WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 61 664 4 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 56 662 5 Ell's men x2Elliott Miller 50 656 6 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 80 653 7 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 47 651 8 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 51 646 9 Borussia Teeth -Ash H 47 643 10 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 35 640 11Tempo energy - Mark Allan 45 639 12TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 50 633 13 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 53 620 14 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 51 615 15Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 53 600 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 47 587 17Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 51 533 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 25 490 19Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 52 464 20 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 34 457 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 32 383
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1 NoEasyMane Peter F 56 281 2 . Rory Corden 75 252 3 Kindergarden Klopp Cieran Dadds 56 251 4 Ell's men x2 Elliott Miller 50 250 5 M3 Milan MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 80 249 6 Fenton’s Pies aaron fenton 51 248 7 WernerWinButKante James Cranmer 61 246 8 Pépé Show Paul Garner 47 244 9 Donny Dales Dale Rowe 53 233 10 Borussia Teeth Ash H 47 226 10 TheRealSlimShortie Adam Shortall 50 226 12 Camie Luck Paul Campbell 53 224 13 Viva La Revolukeshaw Darshan Shamla 51 224 14 Saka Potatoes Ben Marshall 47 222 15 Tempo energy Mark Allan 45 211 16 The Dennis System Andy Hedderman 35 190 17 Ally's All Stars alistair brown 52 181 18 TOEPOKERS XI Dave Williams 25 168 19 Crystal Phallus Ben Mayhew 51 166 20 Sid's Super Spurs Andy Shotton 32 142 21 Garryowen Boys Club Terry Dadds 34 134
Yes he can as CANCELO is our top individual points scorer with 14 although none of us had him as skipper and none of the skippers doubled up could beat his points tally. As it happens most of our points were scored by defenders this week showing that if SALAH is not scoring defenders as captains aren't a bad option.
Top Team this week was from the lower reaches of the table with PAUL-CAMIE LUCK scoring 80 points thanks to CANCELO 14, ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 12, RAPHINHA 9, SMITH -ROWE AND HAVERTZ 8.
Second was AARON-FENTON'S PIES 72 with CANCELO, A-A, RAPHINHA AND SMITH-ROWE. Third was MARK-TEMPO ENERGY with 70 and SALAH (C) 10 was added to the other usual suspects.
The holder of the Wooden Spoon was ALISTAIR - ALLY'S ALL STARS who reverted to type with 24 points , oh how he must have wished he didnt have FOSTER 11 on the bench.
Here's the league table with PETER holding a 33 point lead at the top.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 55 755 2 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 69 722 3 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 45 721 4 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 72 718 5 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 50 714 6 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 51 713 7 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 70 709 8 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 51 707 8 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 64 707 10 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 53 704 11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 66 699 12 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 48 688 13 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 80 680 14 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 57 672 15 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 48 668 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 46 633 17 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 41 570 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 43 533 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 44 501 20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 24 488 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 38 421
Well I told everybody about having defenders as skippers but only DARSHAN -VIVA LA REVOLUKESHAW AND TERRY- GARRYOWEN BOYS CLUB took notice and had the top points scorer in our league with CANCELO (C) 24. However the record title this week goes to ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 15 the joint non skipper who is a star for a lot of the teams in the league. MINGS 15 was the other and special mention to bottom of the league ANDY- SID'S SUPER SPURS who was the only one to have him.
Top team this week was our league leader PETER -NOEASYMANE with 86 including SALAH (C) 16, ALEXANDER -ARNOLD, JAMES 12, CANCELO 12. 2ND was the previously mentioned DARSHAN - VIVA LA REVOLUKESHAW 83 adding A-A and JAMES to his skipper. 3rd was MARK-TEMPO ENERGY 81 POINTS thanks to SALAH (C) A-A, CANCELO AND JAMES.
Wooden spoonist was ELLIOTT - ELL'S MEN X2 with 44.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 86 841 2 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 74 792 3 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 81 790 4 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 64 786 5 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 65 786 6 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 71 785 7 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 71 784 8 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 71 774 9 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 66 770 10 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 58 757 11 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 75 755 11 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 83 755 13 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 44 751 14 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 67 747 15 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 61 729 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 59 692 17 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 52 614 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 60 593 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 64 565 20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 45 533 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 52 473
I go to the bottom of the league for this week's song as I felt ANDY-SID'S SUPER SPURS needed a jolt and special mention for only scoring 22 this week and that was thanks to TARGETT 8 from the bench. Unfortunately ALISTAIR- ALLY'S ALL STARS 17 didn't have the right players out to see DENNIS 10 come in and he won the Wooden Spoon.
Also to be honest it was difficult to find song titles that applied to our top scorer JOTA 14 and Premier League top scorer MADDISON 16.
Anyway are best scorer this week was ASH-BORUSSIA TEETH 70 thanks to JOTA 14, SALAH (C) 12, ALEXANDER -ARNOLD AND TONEY 9. 2nd was BEN-SAKA POTATOES 64 with the same stars scoring .
3rd was another person languishing near the bottom of the league with DAVE- TOEPOKERS X1 getting 63 thanks to JOTA 24(C), A-A and COADY 8.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 44 885 2 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 54 844 3 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 70 844 4 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 57 841 5 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 54 839 6 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 52 838 7 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 51 837 8 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 40 832 9 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 64 830 10 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 52 807 11 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 48 803 12 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 59 802 13 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 43 800 14 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 57 800 15 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 56 785 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 62 754 17 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 59 673 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 63 656 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 52 617 20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 17 550 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 22 495
1 Camie Luck Paul Campbell 72 282 2 Tempo energy Mark Allan 48 277 3 Borussia Teeth Ash H 54 261 4 Fenton’s Pies aaron fenton 57 259 5 NoEasyMane Peter F 70 258 5 M3 Milan MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 62 258 7 Kindergarden Klopp Cieran Dadds 42 250 8 TheRealSlimShortie Adam Shortall 69 249 9 Donny Dales Dale Rowe 70 248 10 Saka Potatoes Ben Marshall 61 246 11 Viva La Revolukeshaw Darshan Shamla 65 244 12 WernerWinButKante James Cranmer 47 238 13 Fodennis the menace Paul Garner 29 230 14 . Rory Corden 78 228 15 The Dennis System Andy Hedderman 64 226 16 TOEPOKERS XI Dave Williams 61 218 17 Ell's men x2 Elliott Miller 51 209 18 Garryowen Boys Club Terry Dadds 79 207 19 Crystal Phallus Ben Mayhew 60 192 20 Ally's All Stars alistair brown 11 153 21 Sid's Super Spurs Andy Shotton 16 138
I go to the bottom of the league for this week's song as I felt ANDY-SID'S SUPER SPURS needed a jolt and special mention for only scoring 22 this week and that was thanks to TARGETT 8 from the bench. Unfortunately ALISTAIR- ALLY'S ALL STARS 17 didn't have the right players out to see DENNIS 10 come in and he won the Wooden Spoon.
Also to be honest it was difficult to find song titles that applied to our top scorer JOTA 14 and Premier League top scorer MADDISON 16.
Great write up how about songs like
I’m going slightly mad(dison) It’s a mad(dison) world I won’t let the (maddi) son go down on me
No I can see why you write them well done again and good luck with the rest of the season all 👍🏻
I go to the bottom of the league for this week's song as I felt ANDY-SID'S SUPER SPURS needed a jolt and special mention for only scoring 22 this week and that was thanks to TARGETT 8 from the bench. Unfortunately ALISTAIR- ALLY'S ALL STARS 17 didn't have the right players out to see DENNIS 10 come in and he won the Wooden Spoon.
Also to be honest it was difficult to find song titles that applied to our top scorer JOTA 14 and Premier League top scorer MADDISON 16.
Great write up how about songs like
I’m going slightly mad(dison) It’s a mad(dison) world I won’t let the (maddi) son go down on me
No I can see why you write them well done again and good luck with the rest of the season all 👍🏻
Hi Matt
to be honest I was caught on the hop as I thought I was doing Van **** until they added Maddison's bonus points and my usual lyric site wouldnt appear. Its a mad world would have been perfect, I;ll save that .
Good luck to you too although I need it more than you .
You just cant stop SALAH 15 as he is the top premier points scorer and with being so popular our biggest scorer as well. How many more times!!!! Our top scorer of the week was DALE-DONNY DALES with 83 points thanks to SALAH (C) 30, RONALDO 13, REGUILON 12 AND MADDISON 10. Closely followed in second place by ADAM - THEREALSLIMSHORTIE with 82 including SALAH (C), RONALDO , WILSON AND SAMEDO 9. 3RD Place was taken by AARON-FENTONS PIES with 77 points with , you've guessed it SALAH (C), REGUILON and a good smattering of high single figure scorers.
Special mention this week to ALISTAIR-ALLYS ALL STARS who was unlucky last week but hit back with 67 points even though again he had DENNIS 9 left on his bench. Wooden Spoonist was ANDY- SIDS SUPER SPURS who took no notice of my wake up call last week and scored 26 points. He continues to save me from the spoon.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 73 958 2 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 72 916 3 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 71 912 4 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 74 911 5 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 77 905 6 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 66 904 7 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 64 904 8 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 63 902 9 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 67 897 10 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 82 882 11 Camie Luck = Paul Campbell 75 882 12 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 83 868 13 The Dennis System -Andy Hedderman 64 866 14 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 65 865 15 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 56 859 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 63 817 17 Crystal Phallus -Ben Mayhew 48 721 18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 52 708 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 47 664 20 Ally's All Stars -alistair brown 67 617 21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 26 521
The Cup is scheduled to start in GW34 Fixtures will be determined at the end of Gameweek 33.If there are 32 teams in the associated league, then each team will have an opponent in Gameweek 34. If there are between 17 and 31 teams in the league, some teams will receive a bye in Gameweek 34 based on their score in Gameweek 33.
The starting round of the cup is determined by the number of teams in the associated league and the final will be contested in Gameweek 38.
You will not be entered into the cup if you have joined the league after the Gameweek prior to the cup starting.
How the cup works Each team will be randomly drawn against another unless they have received a bye. The winner (the team with the highest Gameweek score minus any transfer points), will progress to the next round and another random draw, the losers are out! This process continues until the final round when the two remaining teams contest the cup final. If a cup match is drawn, then the following tie-breaks will be applied until a winner is found:
Most goals scored in the Gameweek Fewest goals conceded in the Gameweek Virtual coin toss
The Cup is scheduled to start in GW34 Fixtures will be determined at the end of Gameweek 33.If there are 32 teams in the associated league, then each team will have an opponent in Gameweek 34. If there are between 17 and 31 teams in the league, some teams will receive a bye in Gameweek 34 based on their score in Gameweek 33.
The starting round of the cup is determined by the number of teams in the associated league and the final will be contested in Gameweek 38.
You will not be entered into the cup if you have joined the league after the Gameweek prior to the cup starting.
How the cup works Each team will be randomly drawn against another unless they have received a bye. The winner (the team with the highest Gameweek score minus any transfer points), will progress to the next round and another random draw, the losers are out! This process continues until the final round when the two remaining teams contest the cup final. If a cup match is drawn, then the following tie-breaks will be applied until a winner is found:
Most goals scored in the Gameweek Fewest goals conceded in the Gameweek Virtual coin toss
Congratulations to PAUL-CAMIE LUCK for including our two highest scoring players in his team so I could use one of my favourite songs
"Hi ho SILVA lining, and away you go now baby, I see your SON is shining"
and being our team of the week with 68 points. His big men were BERNARDO SILVA 15, SON 13, SALAH (C) 12 . In second place with 66 points was DAVE-TOEPOKERS X1 thanks to SON (C) 26 and MOUNT 13.
We had a tie for 3rd place on 59 points with ASH-BORUSSIA TEETH , SON (C) and PAUL-PEPE SHOW , MOUNT AND SALAH (C). Our Wooden Spoonist was TERRY- GARRYOWEN BOYS CLUB with 30, only he could make two transfers bringing in CORNET and REGUILON only for them to last a few minutes each . DOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
By the way our thread is now in COMPETITION CORNER following the Forum update on Monday.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 58 1016 2 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 58 970 3 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 52 968 4 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 52 963 5 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 59 963 6 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 56 953 7 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 68 950 7 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 45 950 9 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 41 945 10 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 37 939 11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 49 931 12 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 58 923 13 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 48 914 14 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 41 909 15 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 45 904 16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 59 876 17 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 66 774 18 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 44 765 19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 30 690 20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 33 650 21 - Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 43 564
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CONGRATUALTIONS TO DALE on winning this month
1
Donny Dales
Dale Rowe 51 222
2
The Dennis System
Andy Hedderman 40 213
3
WernerWinButKante
James Cranmer 36 199
4
Viva La Revolukeshaw
Darshan Shamla 44 198
5
M3 Milan
MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 44 194
6
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Rory Corden 53 187
7
Ell's men x2
Elliott Miller 50 186
8
Tempo energy
Mark Allan 41 184
9
Pépé Show
Paul Garner 43 183
10
Borussia Teeth
Ash H 59 180
11
NoEasyMane
Peter F 46 178
12
Saka Potatoes
Ben Marshall 38 175
13
Kindergarden Klopp
Cieran Dadds 44 175
14
Fenton’s Pies
aaron fenton 43 166
15
Crystal Phallus
Ben Mayhew 31 156
16
Camie Luck
Paul Campbell 45 155
17
TheRealSlimShortie
Adam Shortall 37 144
18
Ally's All Stars
alistair brown 38 141
19
Garryowen Boys Club
Terry Dadds 20 140
20
TOEPOKERS XI
Dave Williams 42 139
21
Sid's Super Spurs
Andy Shotton 29 119
"SI SENOR"
With Bobby Firmino being the top scorer this week, ok for none of our teams, I felt I had to pay tribute to him with his song after his 20 points. Our top points scorer was SALAH (C) 26 points for most teams.
DARSHAN - VIVA LA REVOLUKESHAW 66 POINTS WAS our winner this week with SALAH (C) 26 narrowly beating ELLIOTT- ELL'S MEN X2 with 65 also with SALAH (C).
PETER - NOEASYMANE with 62 was third an again thanks to SALAH (C) 26.
Special mention to bottom of the table ANDY- SID'S SUPER SPURS who got 58 points thanks to KANE (C) 24.
For the second week running TERRY- GARRYOWEN BOYS CLUB 31 was our wooden spoonist.
1 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 49 539
2 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 61 530
3 NoEasyMane - Peter F 62 527
4 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 51 527
5 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 54 523
6 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 65 521
7 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 57 520
8 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 58 512
9 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 53 504
10 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 66 501
11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 56 500
12 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 48 496
13 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 52 493
14 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 48 486
15 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 55 476
16 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 50 448
17 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 56 442
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 46 410
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 31 370
20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 41 362
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 58 328
" AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH"
Well one of us hit the heights of MOUNT, joint top individual of the week, whilst SALAH continues to show there really ain't one he can't conquer at the moment. The top scoring teams this week all kept faith that SALAH was playing against a second rate team.
Top scorer of the week and conquering the peak of the league was PETER- NOEASYMANE 117 POINTS including SALAH (C) 48, MOUNT 24, SMITH-ROWE 13 AND ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 10.
Joint second were CIERAN-KINDEGARTDEN KOP 102, thanks to SALAH (C), FODEN 18 and ALEXANDER -ARNOLD and AARON- FENTON'S PIES 102 with SALAH (C), SMITH ROWE AND ALEXANDER-ARNOLD.
Congrats to all on beating the century.
Special mention to PAUL - PEPE SHOW who scored 98 points from last week's 17th place with FODEN (C) 36, SALAH 24 AND ALEXANDER-ARNOLD.
Wooden Spoonist was bottom of the table ANDY-SID'S SUPER SPURS with 23 points as he stays loyal to his beloved team.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 117 644
2 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 78 613
3 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 88 608
4 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 102 606
5 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 89 606
6WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 91 603
7 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 78 601
8 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 73 596
9 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 102 595
10 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 64 594
11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 87 587
12 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 77 573
13 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 81 567
14 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 67 564
15 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 75 547
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 98 540
17Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 38 482
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 55 465
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 61 427
20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 50 412
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 23 351
"JUST LIKE JESSE JAMES"
And didn't he, as Reece James shot to the top of the individual scorers although he couldnt win our top scorer award, due to somebody keeping loyal to that Portugese bloke, even though it was more through luck than judgement ALISTAIR- ALLY'S ALL STARS -RONALDO (C) 24.
Our top team of the week was MATT-M3 MILAN with 80 points with GALLAGHER 13, RONALDO 12, RAMSDALE 10 AND SALAH (C) moving him up to sixth place. Second was RORY-FULL STOP with 75 thanks to that man JAMES 21AND SALAH (C) moving him up to second.
Third place was JAMES- WERNERWINBUTKANTE with RONALDO 12 AND SALAH (C).
Wooden Spoonist was DAVE- TOEPOKERS XI 25 POIINTS who was cursing at having GALLAGHER 13 on his bench.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 56 700
2 FULLSTOP - Rory Corden 75 676
3WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 61 664
4 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 56 662
5 Ell's men x2Elliott Miller 50 656
6 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 80 653
7 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 47 651
8 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 51 646
9 Borussia Teeth -Ash H 47 643
10 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 35 640
11Tempo energy - Mark Allan 45 639
12TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 50 633
13 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 53 620
14 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 51 615
15Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 53 600
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 47 587
17Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 51 533
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 25 490
19Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 52 464
20 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 34 457
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 32 383
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Well done PETER on winning OCTOBER
1
NoEasyMane
Peter F 56 281
2
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Rory Corden 75 252
3
Kindergarden Klopp
Cieran Dadds 56 251
4
Ell's men x2
Elliott Miller 50 250
5
M3 Milan
MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 80 249
6
Fenton’s Pies
aaron fenton 51 248
7
WernerWinButKante
James Cranmer 61 246
8
Pépé Show
Paul Garner 47 244
9
Donny Dales
Dale Rowe 53 233
10
Borussia Teeth
Ash H 47 226
10
TheRealSlimShortie
Adam Shortall 50 226
12
Camie Luck
Paul Campbell 53 224
13
Viva La Revolukeshaw
Darshan Shamla 51 224
14
Saka Potatoes
Ben Marshall 47 222
15
Tempo energy
Mark Allan 45 211
16
The Dennis System
Andy Hedderman 35 190
17
Ally's All Stars
alistair brown 52 181
18
TOEPOKERS XI
Dave Williams 25 168
19
Crystal Phallus
Ben Mayhew 51 166
20
Sid's Super Spurs
Andy Shotton 32 142
21
Garryowen Boys Club
Terry Dadds 34 134
"CAN THE CAN"
Yes he can as CANCELO is our top individual points scorer with 14 although none of us had him as skipper and none of the skippers doubled up could beat his points tally. As it happens most of our points were scored by defenders this week showing that if SALAH is not scoring defenders as captains aren't a bad option.
Top Team this week was from the lower reaches of the table with PAUL-CAMIE LUCK scoring 80 points thanks to CANCELO 14, ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 12, RAPHINHA 9, SMITH -ROWE AND HAVERTZ 8.
Second was AARON-FENTON'S PIES 72 with CANCELO, A-A, RAPHINHA AND SMITH-ROWE. Third was MARK-TEMPO ENERGY with 70 and SALAH (C) 10 was added to the other usual suspects.
The holder of the Wooden Spoon was ALISTAIR - ALLY'S ALL STARS who reverted to type with 24 points , oh how he must have wished he didnt have FOSTER 11 on the bench.
Here's the league table with PETER holding a 33 point lead at the top.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 55 755
2 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 69 722
3 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 45 721
4 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 72 718
5 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 50 714
6 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 51 713
7 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 70 709
8 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 51 707
8 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 64 707
10 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 53 704
11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 66 699
12 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 48 688
13 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 80 680
14 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 57 672
15 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 48 668
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 46 633
17 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 41 570
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 43 533
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 44 501
20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 24 488
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 38 421
"DOUBLE BARREL"
Well I told everybody about having defenders as skippers but only DARSHAN -VIVA LA REVOLUKESHAW AND TERRY- GARRYOWEN BOYS CLUB took notice and had the top points scorer in our league with CANCELO (C) 24. However the record title this week goes to ALEXANDER-ARNOLD 15 the joint non skipper who is a star for a lot of the teams in the league. MINGS 15 was the other and special mention to bottom of the league ANDY- SID'S SUPER SPURS who was the only one to have him.
Top team this week was our league leader PETER -NOEASYMANE with 86 including SALAH (C) 16, ALEXANDER -ARNOLD, JAMES 12, CANCELO 12.
2ND was the previously mentioned DARSHAN - VIVA LA REVOLUKESHAW 83 adding A-A and JAMES to his skipper.
3rd was MARK-TEMPO ENERGY 81 POINTS thanks to SALAH (C) A-A, CANCELO AND JAMES.
Wooden spoonist was ELLIOTT - ELL'S MEN X2 with 44.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 86 841
2 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 74 792
3 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 81 790
4 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 64 786
5 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 65 786
6 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 71 785
7 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 71 784
8 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 71 774
9 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 66 770
10 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 58 757
11 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 75 755
11 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 83 755
13 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 44 751
14 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 67 747
15 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 61 729
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 59 692
17 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 52 614
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 60 593
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 64 565
20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 45 533
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 52 473
"WAKE UP SID"
I go to the bottom of the league for this week's song as I felt ANDY-SID'S SUPER SPURS needed a jolt and special mention for only scoring 22 this week and that was thanks to TARGETT 8 from the bench. Unfortunately ALISTAIR- ALLY'S ALL STARS 17 didn't have the right players out to see DENNIS 10 come in and he won the Wooden Spoon.
Also to be honest it was difficult to find song titles that applied to our top scorer JOTA 14 and Premier League top scorer MADDISON 16.
Anyway are best scorer this week was ASH-BORUSSIA TEETH 70 thanks to JOTA 14, SALAH (C) 12, ALEXANDER -ARNOLD AND TONEY 9. 2nd was BEN-SAKA POTATOES 64 with the same stars scoring .
3rd was another person languishing near the bottom of the league with DAVE- TOEPOKERS X1 getting 63 thanks to JOTA 24(C), A-A and COADY 8.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 44 885
2 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 54 844
3 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 70 844
4 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 57 841
5 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 54 839
6 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 52 838
7 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 51 837
8 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 40 832
9 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 64 830
10 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 52 807
11 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 48 803
12 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 59 802
13 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 43 800
14 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 57 800
15 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 56 785
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 62 754
17 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 59 673
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 63 656
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 52 617
20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 17 550
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 22 495
PAUL- CAMIE LUCK
on winning NOVEMBER
1
Camie Luck
Paul Campbell 72 282
2
Tempo energy
Mark Allan 48 277
3
Borussia Teeth
Ash H 54 261
4
Fenton’s Pies
aaron fenton 57 259
5
NoEasyMane
Peter F 70 258
5
M3 Milan
MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 62 258
7
Kindergarden Klopp
Cieran Dadds 42 250
8
TheRealSlimShortie
Adam Shortall 69 249
9
Donny Dales
Dale Rowe 70 248
10
Saka Potatoes
Ben Marshall 61 246
11
Viva La Revolukeshaw
Darshan Shamla 65 244
12
WernerWinButKante
James Cranmer 47 238
13
Fodennis the menace
Paul Garner 29 230
14
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Rory Corden 78 228
15
The Dennis System
Andy Hedderman 64 226
16
TOEPOKERS XI
Dave Williams 61 218
17
Ell's men x2
Elliott Miller 51 209
18
Garryowen Boys Club
Terry Dadds 79 207
19
Crystal Phallus
Ben Mayhew 60 192
20
Ally's All Stars
alistair brown 11 153
21
Sid's Super Spurs
Andy Shotton 16 138
"ONE MO' TIME"
You just cant stop SALAH 15 as he is the top premier points scorer and with being so popular our biggest scorer as well. How many more times!!!!
Our top scorer of the week was DALE-DONNY DALES with 83 points thanks to SALAH (C) 30, RONALDO 13, REGUILON 12 AND MADDISON 10.
Closely followed in second place by ADAM - THEREALSLIMSHORTIE with 82 including SALAH (C), RONALDO , WILSON AND SAMEDO 9. 3RD Place was taken by AARON-FENTONS PIES with 77 points with , you've guessed it SALAH (C), REGUILON and a good smattering of high single figure scorers.
Special mention this week to ALISTAIR-ALLYS ALL STARS who was unlucky last week but hit back with 67 points even though again he had DENNIS 9 left on his bench. Wooden Spoonist was ANDY- SIDS SUPER SPURS who took no notice of my wake up call last week and scored 26 points. He continues to save me from the spoon.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 73 958
2 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 72 916
3 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 71 912
4 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 74 911
5 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 77 905
6 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 66 904
7 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 64 904
8 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 63 902
9 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 67 897
10 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 82 882
11 Camie Luck = Paul Campbell 75 882
12 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 83 868
13 The Dennis System -Andy Hedderman 64 866
14 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 65 865
15 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 56 859
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 63 817
17 Crystal Phallus -Ben Mayhew 48 721
18 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 52 708
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 47 664
20 Ally's All Stars -alistair brown 67 617
21 Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 26 521
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The Cup is scheduled to start in GW34
Fixtures will be determined at the end of Gameweek 33.If there are 32 teams in the associated league, then each team will have an opponent in Gameweek 34. If there are between 17 and 31 teams in the league, some teams will receive a bye in Gameweek 34 based on their score in Gameweek 33.
The starting round of the cup is determined by the number of teams in the associated league and the final will be contested in Gameweek 38.
You will not be entered into the cup if you have joined the league after the Gameweek prior to the cup starting.
How the cup works
Each team will be randomly drawn against another unless they have received a bye. The winner (the team with the highest Gameweek score minus any transfer points), will progress to the next round and another random draw, the losers are out! This process continues until the final round when the two remaining teams contest the cup final. If a cup match is drawn, then the following tie-breaks will be applied until a winner is found:
Most goals scored in the Gameweek
Fewest goals conceded in the Gameweek
Virtual coin toss
"HI HO SILVA LINING"
Congratulations to PAUL-CAMIE LUCK for including our two highest scoring players in his team so I could use one of my favourite songs
"Hi ho SILVA lining, and away you go now baby, I see your SON is shining"
and being our team of the week with 68 points. His big men were BERNARDO SILVA 15, SON 13, SALAH (C) 12 . In second place with 66 points was DAVE-TOEPOKERS X1 thanks to SON (C) 26 and MOUNT 13.
We had a tie for 3rd place on 59 points with ASH-BORUSSIA TEETH , SON (C) and PAUL-PEPE SHOW , MOUNT AND SALAH (C).
Our Wooden Spoonist was TERRY- GARRYOWEN BOYS CLUB with 30, only he could make two transfers bringing in CORNET and REGUILON only for them to last a few minutes each . DOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
By the way our thread is now in COMPETITION CORNER following the Forum update on Monday.
1 NoEasyMane - Peter F 58 1016
2 Kindergarden Klopp - Cieran Dadds 58 970
3 Tempo energy - Mark Allan 52 968
4 M3 Milan - MATTHEW HALLGALLEY 52 963
5 Borussia Teeth - Ash H 59 963
6 Saka Potatoes - Ben Marshall 56 953
7 Camie Luck - Paul Campbell 68 950
7 Fenton’s Pies - aaron fenton 45 950
9 FULL STOP - Rory Corden 41 945
10 WernerWinButKante - James Cranmer 37 939
11 TheRealSlimShortie - Adam Shortall 49 931
12 Ell's men x2 - Elliott Miller 58 923
13 The Dennis System - Andy Hedderman 48 914
14 Donny Dales - Dale Rowe 41 909
15 Viva La Revolukeshaw - Darshan Shamla 45 904
16 Pépé Show - Paul Garner 59 876
17 TOEPOKERS XI - Dave Williams 66 774
18 Crystal Phallus - Ben Mayhew 44 765
19 Garryowen Boys Club - Terry Dadds 30 690
20 Ally's All Stars - alistair brown 33 650
21 - Sid's Super Spurs - Andy Shotton 43 564
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