So my girlfriend sometimes gets a little wound up with the constant Winni sillies. It started of as a joke with a sexual inuendo which I dont think I can mention on the forums about Winni the pooh. Then we won a Winni in an arcade and then more came in from other places and are given their own wacky personalities.
I kind of think if other lifes were a thing I would be Jeff Dunham.
anyway some people were wondering what the for the Winnis was in chat. Well it so happens I saw a toy bundle that had over 50 Winnis in it on ebay and had to bid. My girlfriend said if I get those I am paying for them from poker winnings and it so happened I ran well recently so welcome the Winnis.
of course one thing that happens with my sillies is they normally follow world events. So the Winnis coming in will be Ukrainian refugee Winnis. naturally this will cause tensions in the teddy and toy community (my girlfriends teddys and toys all given wacky personalities by me) with the Winnis proposing to welcome the refugees and a racist zenophobic community among teddys (the TTT the teedy and toy version of the KKK) chanting they shall not replace us, my girlfriend remains adament I will not make Pinky bear part of the TTT but I have decided her Pinky bear will be part of the TTT.
Anyway this is why I wanted Ukraine vs Russia in the world cup obviously the Winnis would be passionately rooting for Ukraine but there is a spy amongst them (as luck would have it there is a Russian Winni in the bundle!!)
I mean seriously what even are the odds of that?