very good morning, one and all. If you want, my only & best bet of the day, here it is. Hottest race of the day Sandown 15.42 (skybet monies back if 2nd / 3rd) dead 8 left, each way punters kinda race, hot or not. And, 8/1 fifth 1 2 3 in two books at 09.50 am. Its the top weighted ONCE MORE FOR LUCK gonna get maximum saddle assistance (Benoit) 1 point each way 8/1 Lets see, if one can be on best behaviour, and get a real old durasic fellas punting (day) diary to convey.Puffs out cheeks, reflects on last 24 / 48 hours & week. extraordinary weather, my locale, last 7 days.Biblical rain & Tropical heat. Because of historic & severe drainage issues,a circumference of ten miles around, many places (roads) imitating a version of Thames tidal estuary,severely dangerous when driving,suddenly facing a 2 foot sea of water,same thing multiple places.Worse,much worse, exiting the northbound Hindhead tunnel A3,the volume of water 'swelling like the sea' seemed almost gravity defying,hit that at 70pmh (or faster) in the dark,you wouldn't choose to,goodness knows if that section of road got closed, it was a, horrid accident waiting to happen. Moving On, even yesterday, the heat & humidity quite extraordinary, 07.00 am, central heating on full 'crispy chilly' but very nice & fresh.Funny old life, weather, punting,went to one of the best value restaurants yday eve,then absorbed (all of us,men & women) in one of the best ten heavyweight 12 rounders I have ever been privalidged to see, Usyk extraordinarily talented,think of the last time the losers 'boxing stock' actually rose? just rewatched the bout & especially the 03.00 am press conference (link below) just watch the five minutes from exact 04.00 minutes in, very very well said Mr Edward Hearn,quality intelligent words.Enough of that, tis another day. Think on this! In ten days time, will be September 1st! 'summer'! where it go!! 'betting' what a month. Been on plenty plenty punts, where price collapsed,not landed hardly one, in months.been on plenty, insane drifters, beat noses heads necks. Said it before, saying it again, majority of time, a, grind, when one gets a 'result' enjoy it to the maximum, you never know when you are going to get it mildly right, rarely know when spectacularly right. Not happened for me yet, in over 5 & 1/2 months, closest? the ew double Lusail 40/1 & Saga 16/1 both 2nd,both beat inches! When I post my bets,usually a combo of, fancy em strong on form/video study & left field lateral thinking.Said it before, saying it again,set myself mountains to climb, by posting 12 hours / 24 hours / days in advance (part ego!) much more so though, because I would be mortified, if for example one of my bets was same as, price wise / name any high profile tipster / and or tipped up on racing channel or opening show.In the future, if I give this my full attention, will have to do it 'real time' ie up to and including post a bet (s) even a minute pre off, but still including quality bets, days weeks, months! in advance. Saturday, concisely as I able. Day start, down on August, minus 7 betting points. Oneforsue, the E Alston horse, bet it because; once raced,showed ample ability its only ever lifetime run, word pre debut, from Alstons, its got ability, even bet it & posted it, here, debut at 50/1,it led a good quality field 4 & 1/2 furlongs,nominal improve, run 1 to run 2,Chester,5 runners 20/1 every sound reason for the bet. It got beat, lose 5 points betting a 20/1 shot. Jumby from hero to zero in weeks, lose 6 points betting a 15/2 shot that won like Gorytus 2 week ago, and ran Yday like I walk! painfully. Had 24 points bet on Ebor, lose 4 points combi fcast & 2 tricast lose 4 points Gaassee, bet at 9/1 went off 4/1 fav tailed off, stone bonking last! lose 7 points Euchen Glen bet at 16/1 god awful ride, really was Euchen Glen 'nearest finish' running on / staying on beat a short head a nose a head for 4th.* note, horse is fit & healthy,hadicap mark is 'rude' Goldie will win with it somewhere soon by November,let Ghiani or Hogan ride it! the two Marco G J Jenkins horses, went off 33s & 11s both still running, way it goes, 6 points in the ceramic thing. Add that up, 32 +7=39 Franny Norton! Lingfield,rides winners at 10/3 & 7/2 for Mick Channon & Hughie Morrison,he was at Lingers for the two M Johnson horses, they pulled the good thing in the last out, leaving Franny on Johnsons debutent,the horse 'whispered' for days, and punted,total robbery down to a clueless ride, that track Lingfield horses need to be in certain places (lanes) to best advantage, Hogan knows exactly where, Ghiani knows exactly where,Norton last night like a friggin 7lb penalty on the horses back, threw the race away, really did,Fkn 4s On in running,done a nose,thankfully my lot all on it fivers tenners each way at top of market,quite amusing actually, me spitting venomous tacks at the ride,others delighted at thrill of monies back! bar a tiny fraction.9/2 a fifth. The ride Frankie gave Trawlerman was outstanding (my opinion) in another place, remarkably a gaggle of armchair pilots & finger tapping warriors gave Dettori stick! brain dead. That ride reminded me of Willie Carson at Goodwood decades ago, from memory on Bayar (wide solo under the trees) if anyone remembers that. Big fair play to John Gosden pre race live told the audience 'do not think the tack has broken' gave away the tactics in plaine site,Trawlerman 16/1 into 9/1 sp pray to God that 'tipster' I despise didn't put that up! easy for me to find out, don't want to at moment. Trawlerman; Bet at, 16/1 & 14/1 & 14/1 point ew point ew 2 point ew. Profit 71.00 betting points, less 39 = 32 points, less the one last live bet I am on. ten Hag tin tack 5 points at 5/1 (come on Pool, Rinse em!) August with huge personal punting brains deep fryed.. Up, plus 27 betting points as we stand. And my Poker brain! Please enjoy the intended humour, and from way back, just to prove, not cherry picking from multi tabling 6 mtts at a time, as I was out on the razz, celebrating Trawlerman,not knowing I was about to watch one of the best heavyweight bouts ever,I recommend whole heartedly this resteraunt,crackerjack value. Do watch below, especially from 4 minutes in, if you enjoy, genuine real raw deep adrenalin filled human emotion, Mr Anthony Joshua went way up, way way up in my eyes, Mr Edward Hearn, very well said Sir, especially referencing your children, re Anthony Joshua 👏👏👏👏👏👏 https://youtu.be/VD_eQbqncdw Poker, this fella,not talking days or weeks, it's hand on heart, Fkn years. this is 'he' & I in the 06.00 am £5.50 today not kidding,not jokin play 'him' off the table every time and impossible to beat the bloke! Gwan, price up the hand, on the Flop!!!
Player
Action
Cards
Amount
Pot
Balance
jedinemo
Small blind
200.00
200.00
22860.00
misterpj
Big blind
400.00
600.00
2540.00
Your hole cards
A
A
jedinemo
Raise
1000.00
1600.00
21860.00
misterpj
Raise
1600.00
3200.00
940.00
jedinemo
Raise
1600.00
4800.00
20260.00
misterpj
All-in
940.00
5740.00
0.00
jedinemo
Call
140.00
5880.00
20120.00
jedinemo
Show
K
8
misterpj
Show
A
A
Flop
Q
6
7
Turn
9
River
5
jedinemo
Win
Straight to the 9
5880.00
26000.00
Wowza! 10.00 am on a Sunday Latest in decades I still horizontal pon my scratcher! my 'old head' fuzzy my old body! acheeee worst bit immenently! first few steps, every day, pain due to leg injuries beyond insane,but,I have to be A1 by 11.00 am, so rocket inbound now, up my HEINY, going for a cheeky Sunday likkle (short session) at The Grumpy Mole! the fact that 'Grace' happens to be one of the funniest best looking most gorgeous sexiest women you could ever meet, has absolutely zero, zero I say! to do with my desire to attend a farewell shindig! A Taste Of Honey were a brilliant 70s 80's soul funk female trio below, what pj doing all day.... Boogie Oogie Oogie (remixed, brilliantly) https://youtu.be/8lP8qPOv_aU
Remember that Bahri ride very well! That was due to the rain but yesterday was just mesmerising.
Frankie was brilliant yesterday he traded at a 1000 in running albeit to just a tenner.
As for Franny last night what a mess!
Pleasure reading your column dude it's all about opinions and utmost respect to you.
Ive loved punting since I was 8 and started with the Sporting Chronicle then the Life. Not a massive fan of the Racing Post you ought to get a column though it needs some humour.
back to; & ps.. I scribe off cuff, dictated by mood! below inspired by a poker hand! 05.00 am likkle poker & lotta racing / form study. Just the two Tungsten 22mm Arra's zoned at the 'treb' twennie. Remeniscent early 1980's thoughts of the broadsheet Sporting Life (& Chronicle & Thursday published Weekender) By time the choo choo pulled in Charing Cross every column inch consumed. Everyone I knew Poland Street Brewer Street Soho Covent Garden, all punters. from market traders outside Raymond Revue Bar, Ron & The Hatman Hatman owned a tailors,landlords (& landlady's) multiple on my girls lives Mr Polly,millionaire and to whom I became 'my son' Polly was what I wanted to be, MINTED, IMMACULATE when Polly won his staff friends all got treated (well) when Polly lost the air was peppered; for 5 full minutes every expletive & more, try imagine; broken English heavy Greek accent.... 'I never see, my flkin life' that Piggott a see you next Tuesday in tendem with the world's best worry beads getting fired at each other with every increasing Venom,usually, three minutes of this I couldn't surpress laughter tears any more.. I would 'crack' Polly would smile `coming for a drink, my son'? Almost always Yes! and the world would be good again.All that played out around Margaret Street where Polly had his clothing Empire, just off Oxford St. my small world then, entire world punted,except for, me personally, my other 'life' Nightime trade! no one punted! like my guilty secret!! music / club /bar dj. Ron was a, tailor, worked for Hatman who got red hot Intel, Ron had big bets for that time relevent to income,Hatman maybe twice a month bet size huge 'we wanted the intel' Hat would get on,no drama,never shorties ever, with a strike rate to 'die for' remember so well, as every single time,I both passed on & backed em to the old man 'dad, quick, go William Hill or Ladbrokes or on the Guntrips account try get me a score ew 7/1' Rarcey Arskel' Paul, that can't win! really? Well Hat just had £350 ew.. Memories can be sketchy, not this one although the horses name escapes me,this is over 35 years ago! was a very rare Saturday of leisure,on rare occasion one could be in possession of a piece of punting Intel that, can only speak for myself, made 'one' so cocky confident! This one of those rare occasions,was,with a punting buddy Terry,same age, gone on to be monumentally successful! I taught him! driving to shop after shop this is v early 80s,tinternet! jus a scratch in inventors panty. Horse was a hurdler,race early afternoon either bbc1 or Itv remember 9/2 down to 9/4 sp, as race starts Terry blurts to my old man (what I didn't wish him to know!) how much I had on this thing, a lot for a 19 yo in 1989,2 out its 20 lengths clear, popped the last two unextended, best bit, a neatly fold betting slip 'there are Dad' that's for you. August 27.6 points UP, yip flkn E. Brighton 16.10 this never run the track,always a concern,then again S Williams trained M Ghiani ridden,factor in a very workable handicap mark with a Very First Time Visor. dead 8 run 6/1 a fifth 1 2 3 with that essential boggy,you (my world) have to bet this. I invest 1.3 betting points each way. I also invest 1 betting point each way a 10/1 poke Clairfontaine 16.18 ADJALI Skybet fifth odds enhanced places 1 2 3 4 for a full 60 seconds early morning, did my best ever Mr Polly impression in over 35 years, why? Below is why! Big stack v Small stack
suddenly! Adjali runs a race! 2nd of 11 sp 11/1 beat 1 & 3/4 s by a 12/1 poke that remarkable Leech barn! cheers anyways Sophie,a full single 1 betting point (feels like a triumph) Marco Ghiani waxed lyrical about this fella,relentlessly. Put him on anything that's trying, he is a WONDER jockey (minimal mistakes) MONUMENTAL assistance from the saddle, deserves (and will get, nailed on) A big stable gig, he has earned it, tis comin soon. STATE SECRETARY essential boggy Won 10/1 profit 12 betting points, 13 on day August + 40.60 now then, punters perspective! I would rather like, Yanited 0 the Pool 13!
zero idea anyone else's genuine punting aspirations. me,got a few. Bucket list very very tiny (life,not punting) only total 6, 1 2 3 of 6,life, all happen pre end 2022. Punting, GENUINE. not playing at present Tote placepot want (go all out from Nov 1st) a real bone fide £10,000 return, from a max slip perm of total stake £50, ie 5p / 10p lines. Done it, once, in a lifetime,Richard Hannon senior, maiden winner 33/1 drifter from tissue 10s,3 places and two 50/1 rags.In a permio. Same week; same lbo (betting shop) West Sussex 5 shop chain owned by Lady Herries former work rider 😉 Don't worry about him, became worth millions,really did, and deserved, clever fella,got monies, bred horses That week,had the Hove trained Derby winner (cherries) plus the cast,25/1 & 16/1 track sp, insanity,and remember it like yesterday, the cherrie? Allen Gift. Why we do it?!?! not better than sex.i. dead heat 😉👍😇🐴💋 Leaves, two bucket list, one of two poker related, not telling! And,on gee gees front a 'facespitter' bet, four gee gees (prices, no favs carp) same day (or same bet) poss ante post. Dilly Ding Dong Dong Dong £€$¥ To inspire that, enjoy below (Mahoosive Financial Gains, every single one); Pat Eddery (own words) Dancing Brave 1986 King George Pat Eddery 1986 Arc Dancing Brave Sam Thomas Denman 2008 Gold Cup (just 5 seconds pre off, Alistair Downs words, etc,my own whotsitz on Denman collosal) just 5 seconds of the below, pre off, every hair every emotion tingles, for real, as a punter, getting it right, better than any narcotic! And ps Mark thefall top top bloke.better than humble me. I knew the Carson ride, 5 letters, and a, B! Proper Punters, know and remember Google not required, it locked in mind, like a DVD (pronounced) DuveDe Fone jacker. pj Bayir, thefall correct Bahri. I got the recording, not got the nouse (a proud tech imbecile!) know how to post.VHS. Someone make my **** day. Find, post hurdler FLOWING RIVER B.STOREY (jockey) biggest NON JIGGER in racing history. Spectacular, I promise 💋 https://youtu.be/XmGmMr93L_M https://youtu.be/oy1U6zBlmK0 https://youtu.be/ACQIu0czzk0
Proper day at Lingers races,on me First Forum member, post this race recording. Forum hardcore punters, HAVE TO SEE IT.. or, educate me, how? I post it, from a VHS tape? If I likes ya, room at either or; Marriott next to track Top two centre, are suites, azzkika view or The Star Inn, few minutes walk. Yes, I know the Owners. Paul.
Listen up As is obvious, me not really got the Articulation, gwan near 57 years without it Zero improvement coming any time soon. Got a (bit of a brain) two things work! Brain & thankfully, don't need Numan! Rocket still has 'lift off' launches A ok 😘 Forget that flim flam. When,like now,I pass on this.. It don't,never will mean nailed,they go zoomin in half the track. I done this, every day for life,really have and,no one ever saying it a Breeze, u kidding me! Quite the opposite. Ammo needed (Mark) tell forum,your words, your place bout Ammo racing. Shrewd fellas, with MONIES and they are getting Outrro UK racing. das a fact. Why? blinking obvious. Saturday. (don't mean fiddly like it win half the track) But,yard in awesome nick. The 3 yo filly ain't seen a track, in a year! Word is (I listen & believe) it ripped pinged fit for Saturday. WIN, lose, draw, that enough for me. That a bet, 4 days in advance, on a filly not seen a racecourse, in a year. My awful Dyslexic plaque scribe, says ROUF & ARF 9/2 fifth 1 2 3 'they'fancy her LARGE. Simple As. 1.3 betting points each way 9/2 fifth 1 2 3 Runs Sat the filly DANEH Newmarket 15.15 Crisford yard.
On Occasion, really doo's Bang Me Ed. Best Bet the Lingfield card. Tis trained by S WILLIAMS Tis ridden by M GHIANI Tis sporting.. 1st time Cheek Pieces Tis Rockin Rude lto C&D form. eight too shankin one a fifth four places FOR MADOX BROWN Lingers 15.10 Hoss, bets itself. In English 1.5 points each way 8/1 four places A LABOTOMIZED Luton Keyboard Warrior Could work that BET out, maybe 💋🐴😇👍👏 Got someone you love? On pj 💋 https://youtu.be/dgtguUDjbvw
'best bet on the Lingers card' shame 8/1 > opened 11/2 > sp 9/2. bang trier, ridden to beat (and had covered) what was in front of it. Zero complaints got chinned by the come from behind 10/1 poke. Remeniscent!!! Of the Roland O'Sullivan strokes relentlessly pulled at the track, back in the day! `pj' what the...? that winner, that race today. Take an educated Guess.. where were the winners, prior 6 runs? Factor in, a Lingers class 5 CAP. the winner George Morland, prior 6 runs ; Deauville Lyon-Parilly Compiegne Saint Cloud Saint Cloud Chantilly parachutes into a Lingers class 5 worth 4k! Hisses In!!! Ford Madox Brown 2nd (monies) (profit!) ew 1.30 points fifth 8/1 > 9/2 sp All Mojo, Av me last.... ROLLO 💋 be a very long time, waiting for the next Lingers class 5 Cap winner that enters a race, with a similar prior profile! The Mr J Butler barn Butler yard ran an exact BAKERS Dozen runners (13,total stable runners, last 7 days) Result (S) 17/8 DESIGNER WON 14/1 19/8 FARHAN WON 20/1 21/8 SPLIT ELEVENS WON 11/2 22/8 HAVE ONE YOURSELF WON 10/1 & Control 2nd 6/1 & 24/8 Breach 3rd of ten sp 5/2 24/8 JACK SPAROWE 3rd of ten.... sp........ 125/1 I follow the yard and did not 'sus' a single one! pj the PUTZ! think the last 13 J Butler horses I have bet, all been beat! Thursday August 25th Newcastle 19.15 'tapeta' debut why you can bet it at 11/1 horse is GUMDROP had 1 point each way 11/1 fifth odds 1 2 3 4 not bog or the enhanced place, you can have 10s 5 places if wanted. and,right down the bottom off 8st 7lb is BOND POWER 28/1 a fifth 1 2 3 4, a horse in decent nick off bottom weight, went off a 5/1 chance lto, staying on & only beat 3 & 1/2. I bet half a point (0.5) points each way Bond Power. can't not have a coconut shigh at the cast.0.45 points rev fcast. 1 pt ew 11/1 Gumdrop 1/2 pt ew 28/1 Bond Power 0.45 pt rev fcast total bet 3.9 betting points. next bet a horse I have punted 7 runs on the spin,I saw it at Windsor back in April Its placed for me twice, had one nice priced win, should have been two! Anyways, today Newcastle 17.45. Even the 'haters' lol PIN BACK YOUR LUG HOLES. this race is a 10 runner egg & spoon. my horse, my bet, never in a Million years, is it a 40/1 33/1 poke, and it still won't be a 40/1 poke if it is tailed off last. Why? The track could 'spark' this right up The track & trip could 'spark' this right up The track, trip, & first time visor could 'spark this right up' The track trip first time visor & first run for a new yard could 'spark this right up' 10 runners Newcastle egg n spoon race and you can back it at 40s! Yes please, all day everyday, wish I could find ten exact replica bets every day! It left Hannons and gone to the F Harris yard, horse is Cabrakan. 1/2 point ew 40/1 fifth 1 2 3 & 1/2 point ew 33/1 a fifth 1 2 3 4 same race, can't not bet this at the price. 15/2 Emaraty Hero no bog no enhanced straight 1 point ew 15/2 fifth 1 2 3
what a shame that wasn't 1m 5f rather than 1 mile 4 furlongs & 98 yards. 1m 5f and that's another 122 yards to run,Cabrakan, how close would that have got to the winner? (very!) with another 122 yards to run.(very)! bet it at 40s & 33s sp 14/1 done half a length for place, monies at 33s. Staying On very strong Race reader comment that causes puntergestion; 'nearest finish' bet Emaraty at 15/2 sp 13/2 a staying on 3rd (place monies) Shame,real shame, Cabrakan mine,blinding obvious what track / trip / grade it wants If 'no bounce'? for all the factors it had its favour today,won't ever be a 40/1 poke (trip/ grade) on any all weather surface, anytime soon. always look at an actual race, rather than 'bare result' Bond Power 28/1 & Gumdrop 11/1 sps 22s & 9s ran relative v good runs. when the Gumdrop pinged the lids & got on the bunny (led) felt we might be allright for three quarters of that race,no sort of bad run from Bond either. That was today, tomorrow is tomorrow! one bet only, nada else and it is 25/1 (5 places) Friday, only bet Skybet can have this one. Thirsk 15.30 SOAR ABOVE 25/1 fifth 1 2 3 4 5 compared to 25/1 VC 1 2 3 0.75 points each way please (total bet 1.5 pts)
Hill Billies can have a likkle bit monies at 09.50 am 1/2 point each way a fifth 1 2 3 4 Soar Above 66/1 Thirsk 15.30 & How can I not bet a horse,4 runner race that ran INSPIRAL to 5 lengths!?!?! Yes,needs a leap of faith,then again only 3 to beat,Marco Ghiani in the saddle. Newmarket 16.54 ROLLING THE DICE 1 point WIN 28/1 Skybet at 09.58 am.
Comments
oioi, Ebor winner, well done Paul.
Put;
Ghiani, Plannas, Hogan, Saffie Osborne..
That WINS, not beat a nose, cheers Franny
If you want, my only & best bet of the day, here it is.
Hottest race of the day
Sandown 15.42 (skybet monies back if 2nd / 3rd)
dead 8 left, each way punters kinda race, hot or not.
And, 8/1 fifth 1 2 3 in two books at 09.50 am.
Its the top weighted ONCE MORE FOR LUCK
gonna get maximum saddle assistance (Benoit)
1 point each way 8/1
Lets see, if one can be on best behaviour, and get a real old durasic fellas punting (day) diary to convey.Puffs out cheeks, reflects on last 24 / 48 hours & week.
extraordinary weather, my locale, last 7 days.Biblical rain & Tropical heat.
Because of historic & severe drainage issues,a circumference of ten miles around, many places (roads) imitating a version of Thames tidal estuary,severely dangerous when driving,suddenly facing a 2 foot sea of water,same thing multiple places.Worse,much worse, exiting the northbound Hindhead tunnel A3,the volume of water 'swelling like the sea' seemed almost gravity defying,hit that at 70pmh (or faster) in the dark,you wouldn't choose to,goodness knows if that section of road got closed, it was a, horrid accident waiting to happen.
Moving On, even yesterday, the heat & humidity quite extraordinary, 07.00 am, central heating on full 'crispy chilly' but very nice & fresh.Funny old life, weather, punting,went to one of the best value restaurants yday eve,then absorbed (all of us,men & women) in one of the best ten heavyweight 12 rounders I have ever been privalidged to see, Usyk extraordinarily talented,think of the last time the losers 'boxing stock' actually rose?
just rewatched the bout & especially the 03.00 am press conference (link below) just watch the five minutes from exact 04.00 minutes in, very very well said
Mr Edward Hearn,quality intelligent words.Enough of that, tis another day.
Think on this! In ten days time, will be September 1st! 'summer'! where it go!!
'betting' what a month.
Been on plenty plenty punts, where price collapsed,not landed hardly one, in months.been on plenty, insane drifters, beat noses heads necks.
Said it before, saying it again, majority of time, a, grind, when one gets a 'result' enjoy it to the maximum, you never know when you are going to get it mildly right, rarely know when spectacularly right.
Not happened for me yet, in over 5 & 1/2 months, closest? the ew double
Lusail 40/1 & Saga 16/1 both 2nd,both beat inches!
When I post my bets,usually a combo of, fancy em strong on form/video study & left field lateral thinking.Said it before, saying it again,set myself mountains to climb, by posting 12 hours / 24 hours / days in advance (part ego!) much more so though, because I would be mortified, if for example one of my bets was same as, price wise / name any high profile tipster / and or tipped up on racing channel or opening show.In the future, if I give this my full attention, will have to do it 'real time' ie up to and including post a bet (s) even a minute pre off, but still including quality bets, days weeks, months! in advance.
Saturday, concisely as I able.
Day start, down on August, minus 7 betting points.
Oneforsue, the E Alston horse, bet it because;
once raced,showed ample ability its only ever lifetime run, word pre debut, from Alstons, its got ability, even bet it & posted it, here, debut at 50/1,it led a good quality field 4 & 1/2 furlongs,nominal improve, run 1 to run 2,Chester,5 runners 20/1 every sound reason for the bet.
It got beat, lose 5 points betting a 20/1 shot.
Jumby from hero to zero in weeks, lose 6 points betting a 15/2 shot that won like Gorytus 2 week ago, and ran Yday like I walk! painfully.
Had 24 points bet on Ebor,
lose 4 points combi fcast & 2 tricast
lose 4 points Gaassee, bet at 9/1 went off 4/1 fav tailed off, stone bonking last!
lose 7 points Euchen Glen bet at 16/1 god awful ride, really was
Euchen Glen 'nearest finish' running on / staying on beat a short head a nose a head for 4th.* note, horse is fit & healthy,hadicap mark is 'rude'
Goldie will win with it somewhere soon by November,let Ghiani or Hogan ride it!
the two Marco G J Jenkins horses, went off 33s & 11s both still running, way it goes, 6 points in the ceramic thing.
Add that up, 32 +7=39
Franny Norton!
Lingfield,rides winners at 10/3 & 7/2 for Mick Channon & Hughie Morrison,he was at Lingers for the two M Johnson horses, they pulled the good thing in the last out, leaving Franny on Johnsons debutent,the horse 'whispered' for days, and punted,total robbery down to a clueless ride, that track Lingfield horses need to be in certain places (lanes) to best advantage, Hogan knows exactly where, Ghiani knows exactly where,Norton last night like a friggin 7lb penalty on the horses back, threw the race away, really did,Fkn 4s On in running,done a nose,thankfully my lot all on it fivers tenners each way at top of market,quite amusing actually, me spitting venomous tacks at the ride,others delighted at thrill of monies back! bar a tiny fraction.9/2 a fifth.
The ride Frankie gave Trawlerman was outstanding (my opinion)
in another place, remarkably a gaggle of armchair pilots & finger tapping warriors gave Dettori stick! brain dead.
That ride reminded me of Willie Carson at Goodwood decades ago, from memory on Bayar (wide solo under the trees) if anyone remembers that.
Big fair play to John Gosden
pre race live told the audience 'do not think the tack has broken'
gave away the tactics in plaine site,Trawlerman 16/1 into 9/1 sp
pray to God that 'tipster' I despise didn't put that up!
easy for me to find out, don't want to at moment.
Trawlerman;
Bet at, 16/1 & 14/1 & 14/1 point ew point ew 2 point ew.
Profit 71.00 betting points, less 39 = 32 points, less the one last live bet I am on.
ten Hag tin tack 5 points at 5/1 (come on Pool, Rinse em!)
August with huge personal punting brains deep fryed..
Up, plus 27 betting points as we stand.
And my Poker brain!
Please enjoy the intended humour, and from way back, just to prove, not cherry picking from multi tabling 6 mtts at a time, as I was out on the razz, celebrating Trawlerman,not knowing I was about to watch one of the best heavyweight bouts ever,I recommend whole heartedly this resteraunt,crackerjack value.
Do watch below, especially from 4 minutes in, if you enjoy, genuine real raw deep adrenalin filled human emotion, Mr Anthony Joshua went way up, way way up in my eyes, Mr Edward Hearn, very well said Sir, especially referencing your children, re Anthony Joshua 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Poker, this fella,not talking days or weeks, it's hand on heart, Fkn years.
this is 'he' & I in the 06.00 am £5.50 today
not kidding,not jokin
play 'him' off the table every time and impossible to beat the bloke!
Gwan, price up the hand, on the Flop!!!
Latest in decades I still horizontal pon my scratcher!
my 'old head' fuzzy my old body! acheeee
worst bit immenently! first few steps, every day, pain due to leg injuries beyond insane,but,I have to be A1 by 11.00 am, so rocket inbound now, up my HEINY, going for a cheeky Sunday likkle (short session) at The Grumpy Mole! the fact that 'Grace' happens to be one of the funniest best looking most gorgeous sexiest women you could ever meet, has absolutely zero, zero I say! to do with my desire to attend a farewell shindig!
A Taste Of Honey were a brilliant 70s 80's soul funk female trio
below, what pj doing all day....
Boogie Oogie Oogie (remixed, brilliantly)
Frankie was brilliant yesterday he traded at a 1000 in running albeit to just a tenner.
As for Franny last night what a mess!
Pleasure reading your column dude it's all about opinions and utmost respect to you.
Ive loved punting since I was 8 and started with the Sporting Chronicle then the Life. Not a massive fan of the Racing Post you ought to get a column though it needs some humour.
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Paul.
& ps.. I scribe off cuff, dictated by mood! below inspired by a poker hand!
05.00 am likkle poker & lotta racing / form study.
Just the two Tungsten 22mm Arra's zoned at the 'treb' twennie.
Remeniscent early 1980's thoughts of the broadsheet Sporting Life
(& Chronicle & Thursday published Weekender)
By time the choo choo pulled in Charing Cross every column inch consumed.
Everyone I knew Poland Street Brewer Street Soho Covent Garden, all punters.
from market traders outside Raymond Revue Bar, Ron & The Hatman
Hatman owned a tailors,landlords (& landlady's) multiple
on my girls lives Mr Polly,millionaire and to whom I became 'my son'
Polly was what I wanted to be, MINTED, IMMACULATE when Polly won his staff friends all got treated (well) when Polly lost the air was peppered;
for 5 full minutes every expletive & more, try imagine;
broken English heavy Greek accent....
'I never see, my flkin life' that Piggott a see you next Tuesday
in tendem with the world's best worry beads getting fired at each other with every increasing Venom,usually, three minutes of this I couldn't surpress laughter tears any more.. I would 'crack' Polly would smile `coming for a drink, my son'?
Almost always Yes! and the world would be good again.All that played out around Margaret Street where Polly had his clothing Empire, just off Oxford St.
my small world then, entire world punted,except for, me personally, my other 'life'
Nightime trade! no one punted! like my guilty secret!! music / club /bar dj.
Ron was a, tailor, worked for Hatman who got red hot Intel, Ron had big bets for that time relevent to income,Hatman maybe twice a month bet size huge
'we wanted the intel' Hat would get on,no drama,never shorties ever, with a strike rate to 'die for' remember so well, as every single time,I both passed on & backed em to the old man 'dad, quick, go William Hill or Ladbrokes or on the Guntrips account try get me a score ew 7/1' Rarcey Arskel'
Paul, that can't win! really? Well Hat just had £350 ew..
Memories can be sketchy, not this one although the horses name escapes me,this is over 35 years ago! was a very rare Saturday of leisure,on rare occasion one could be in possession of a piece of punting Intel that, can only speak for myself, made 'one' so cocky confident!
This one of those rare occasions,was,with a punting buddy Terry,same age, gone on to be monumentally successful! I taught him! driving to shop after shop
this is v early 80s,tinternet! jus a scratch in inventors panty.
Horse was a hurdler,race early afternoon either bbc1 or Itv
remember 9/2 down to 9/4 sp, as race starts Terry blurts to my old man
(what I didn't wish him to know!) how much I had on this thing, a lot for a 19 yo in 1989,2 out its 20 lengths clear, popped the last two unextended, best bit, a neatly fold betting slip 'there are Dad' that's for you.
August 27.6 points UP, yip flkn E.
Brighton 16.10
this never run the track,always a concern,then again S Williams trained M Ghiani ridden,factor in a very workable handicap mark with a Very First Time Visor.
dead 8 run 6/1 a fifth 1 2 3 with that essential boggy,you (my world) have to bet this. I invest 1.3 betting points each way.
I also invest 1 betting point each way a 10/1 poke
Clairfontaine 16.18 ADJALI
Skybet fifth odds enhanced places 1 2 3 4
for a full 60 seconds early morning, did my best ever Mr Polly impression in over 35 years, why? Below is why! Big stack v Small stack
Matched at 10.5 4 places
I OWE YOU A BOTTLE DUDE!!
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2nd of 11 sp 11/1 beat 1 & 3/4 s by a 12/1 poke
that remarkable Leech barn!
cheers anyways Sophie,a full single 1 betting point (feels like a triumph)
Marco Ghiani
waxed lyrical about this fella,relentlessly.
Put him on anything that's trying, he is a WONDER jockey (minimal mistakes)
MONUMENTAL assistance from the saddle, deserves (and will get, nailed on)
A big stable gig, he has earned it, tis comin soon.
STATE SECRETARY essential boggy
Won 10/1 profit 12 betting points, 13 on day
August + 40.60
now then, punters perspective!
I would rather like, Yanited 0 the Pool 13!
for brave Souls, skybet tops 66/1 Man Utd win Prem! (no thanks)
little Arb but means monies locked up a while!
me,got a few.
Bucket list very very tiny
(life,not punting) only total 6, 1 2 3 of 6,life, all happen pre end 2022.
Punting, GENUINE.
not playing at present Tote placepot
want (go all out from Nov 1st) a real bone fide £10,000 return, from a max slip perm of total stake £50, ie 5p / 10p lines.
Done it, once, in a lifetime,Richard Hannon senior, maiden winner 33/1 drifter from tissue 10s,3 places and two 50/1 rags.In a permio.
Same week;
same lbo (betting shop) West Sussex
5 shop chain owned by Lady Herries former work rider 😉
Don't worry about him, became worth millions,really did, and deserved, clever fella,got monies, bred horses
That week,had the Hove trained Derby winner (cherries) plus the cast,25/1 & 16/1 track sp, insanity,and remember it like yesterday, the cherrie? Allen Gift.
Why we do it?!?! not better than sex.i. dead heat 😉👍😇🐴💋
Leaves, two bucket list, one of two poker related, not telling!
And,on gee gees front
a 'facespitter' bet, four gee gees (prices, no favs carp)
same day (or same bet) poss ante post.
Dilly Ding Dong Dong Dong £€$¥
To inspire that, enjoy below (Mahoosive Financial Gains, every single one);
Pat Eddery (own words) Dancing Brave 1986 King George
Pat Eddery 1986 Arc Dancing Brave
Sam Thomas Denman 2008 Gold Cup (just 5 seconds pre off, Alistair Downs words, etc,my own whotsitz on Denman collosal) just 5 seconds of the below, pre off, every hair every emotion tingles, for real, as a punter, getting it right, better than any narcotic!
And ps
Mark thefall top top bloke.better than humble me.
I knew the Carson ride, 5 letters, and a, B!
Proper Punters, know and remember
Google not required, it locked in mind, like a DVD (pronounced) DuveDe
Fone jacker.
pj Bayir, thefall correct Bahri.
I got the recording, not got the nouse
(a proud tech imbecile!) know how to post.VHS.
Someone make my **** day.
Find, post hurdler FLOWING RIVER
B.STOREY (jockey) biggest NON JIGGER in racing history.
Spectacular, I promise 💋
First Forum member, post this race recording.
Forum hardcore punters, HAVE TO SEE IT..
or, educate me, how? I post it, from a VHS tape?
If I likes ya, room at either or;
Marriott next to track
Top two centre, are suites, azzkika view
or The Star Inn, few minutes walk.
Yes, I know the Owners.
Paul.
As is obvious, me not really got the Articulation, gwan near 57 years without it
Zero improvement coming any time soon.
Got a (bit of a brain) two things work!
Brain & thankfully, don't need Numan!
Rocket still has 'lift off' launches A ok 😘
Forget that flim flam.
When,like now,I pass on this..
It don't,never will mean nailed,they go zoomin in half the track.
I done this, every day for life,really have
and,no one ever saying it a Breeze, u kidding me!
Quite the opposite.
Ammo needed (Mark) tell forum,your words, your place bout Ammo racing.
Shrewd fellas, with MONIES
and they are getting Outrro UK racing.
das a fact.
Why? blinking obvious.
Saturday. (don't mean fiddly like it win half the track)
But,yard in awesome nick.
The 3 yo filly ain't seen a track, in a year!
Word is (I listen & believe) it ripped pinged fit for Saturday.
WIN, lose, draw, that enough for me.
That a bet, 4 days in advance, on a filly not seen a racecourse, in a year.
My awful Dyslexic plaque scribe, says ROUF & ARF 9/2 fifth 1 2 3
'they'fancy her LARGE.
Simple As.
1.3 betting points each way 9/2 fifth 1 2 3
Runs Sat the filly DANEH
Newmarket 15.15 Crisford yard.
Bang Me Ed.
Best Bet the Lingfield card.
Tis trained by S WILLIAMS
Tis ridden by M GHIANI
Tis sporting.. 1st time Cheek Pieces
Tis Rockin Rude lto C&D form.
eight too shankin one a fifth four places
FOR MADOX BROWN Lingers 15.10
Hoss, bets itself.
In English
1.5 points each way 8/1 four places
A LABOTOMIZED Luton Keyboard Warrior
Could work that BET out, maybe
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Got someone you love?
On pj 💋
I'm on 'tour in the poor north' only read the racecard review.
Keep banging them dude 😉
shame
8/1 > opened 11/2 > sp 9/2.
bang trier, ridden to beat (and had covered) what was in front of it.
Zero complaints
got chinned by the come from behind 10/1 poke.
Remeniscent!!!
Of the Roland O'Sullivan strokes relentlessly pulled at the track, back in the day!
`pj' what the...?
that winner, that race today.
Take an educated Guess..
where were the winners, prior 6 runs?
Factor in, a Lingers class 5 CAP.
the winner George Morland, prior 6 runs ;
Deauville
Lyon-Parilly
Compiegne
Saint Cloud
Saint Cloud
Chantilly
parachutes into a Lingers class 5 worth 4k! Hisses In!!!
Ford Madox Brown 2nd (monies) (profit!)
ew 1.30 points fifth 8/1 > 9/2 sp
All Mojo, Av me last.... ROLLO 💋
be a very long time, waiting for the next Lingers class 5 Cap winner that enters a race, with a similar prior profile!
The Mr J Butler barn
Butler yard ran an exact BAKERS Dozen runners
(13,total stable runners, last 7 days)
Result (S)
17/8 DESIGNER WON 14/1
19/8 FARHAN WON 20/1
21/8 SPLIT ELEVENS WON 11/2
22/8 HAVE ONE YOURSELF WON 10/1
&
Control 2nd 6/1
&
24/8 Breach 3rd of ten sp 5/2
24/8 JACK SPAROWE 3rd of ten....
sp........ 125/1
I follow the yard and did not 'sus' a single one! pj the PUTZ!
think the last 13 J Butler horses I have bet, all been beat!
Thursday August 25th
Newcastle 19.15
'tapeta' debut why you can bet it at 11/1
horse is GUMDROP had 1 point each way 11/1 fifth odds 1 2 3 4
not bog or the enhanced place, you can have 10s 5 places if wanted.
and,right down the bottom off 8st 7lb is BOND POWER
28/1 a fifth 1 2 3 4, a horse in decent nick off bottom weight, went off a 5/1 chance lto, staying on & only beat 3 & 1/2.
I bet half a point (0.5) points each way Bond Power.
can't not have a coconut shigh at the cast.0.45 points rev fcast.
1 pt ew 11/1 Gumdrop
1/2 pt ew 28/1 Bond Power
0.45 pt rev fcast
total bet 3.9 betting points.
next bet a horse I have punted 7 runs on the spin,I saw it at Windsor back in April
Its placed for me twice, had one nice priced win, should have been two!
Anyways, today Newcastle 17.45.
Even the 'haters' lol PIN BACK YOUR LUG HOLES.
this race is a 10 runner egg & spoon.
my horse, my bet, never in a Million years, is it a 40/1 33/1 poke, and it still won't be a 40/1 poke if it is tailed off last.
Why?
The track could 'spark' this right up
The track & trip could 'spark' this right up
The track, trip, & first time visor could 'spark this right up'
The track trip first time visor & first run for a new yard could 'spark this right up'
10 runners Newcastle egg n spoon race and you can back it at 40s!
Yes please, all day everyday, wish I could find ten exact replica bets every day!
It left Hannons and gone to the F Harris yard, horse is Cabrakan.
1/2 point ew 40/1 fifth 1 2 3 & 1/2 point ew 33/1 a fifth 1 2 3 4
same race, can't not bet this at the price.
15/2 Emaraty Hero no bog no enhanced straight 1 point ew 15/2 fifth 1 2 3
1m 5f and that's another 122 yards to run,Cabrakan, how close would that have got to the winner? (very!) with another 122 yards to run.(very)!
bet it at 40s & 33s sp 14/1 done half a length for place, monies at 33s.
Staying On very strong
Race reader comment that causes puntergestion;
'nearest finish'
bet Emaraty at 15/2 sp 13/2 a staying on 3rd (place monies)
Shame,real shame,
Cabrakan mine,blinding obvious what track / trip / grade it wants
If 'no bounce'?
for all the factors it had its favour today,won't ever be a 40/1 poke (trip/ grade) on any all weather surface, anytime soon.
always look at an actual race, rather than 'bare result'
Bond Power 28/1 & Gumdrop 11/1 sps 22s & 9s ran relative v good runs.
when the Gumdrop pinged the lids & got on the bunny (led) felt we might be allright for three quarters of that race,no sort of bad run from Bond either.
That was today, tomorrow is tomorrow!
one bet only, nada else and it is 25/1 (5 places)
Friday, only bet
Skybet can have this one.
Thirsk 15.30
SOAR ABOVE 25/1 fifth 1 2 3 4 5 compared to 25/1 VC 1 2 3
0.75 points each way please (total bet 1.5 pts)
1/2 point each way a fifth 1 2 3 4
Soar Above 66/1
Thirsk 15.30
&
How can I not bet a horse,4 runner race that ran INSPIRAL to 5 lengths!?!?!
Yes,needs a leap of faith,then again only 3 to beat,Marco Ghiani in the saddle.
Newmarket 16.54
ROLLING THE DICE
1 point WIN 28/1 Skybet at 09.58 am.
The sheer enthusiasm shines through, as a seasoned gambler I'm in awe at your forum postings.
Of course we don't bet them all and I lost touch with the gaff track flat meetings many moons ago, but the pluses far outweigh the minuses.
Will be a quieter place after the November handicap but we'll done Paul.
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