Now then
I might be this
I might be that
Million % lifetime hardcore punter
the IRISH (cherries) Greyhound Derby, used to be, still is massive (to the few of us that care)
the / that £125,000 to the winner is tonight
Shelbourne Park 21.24
All well & good.
I will even tell you & (Skybet) what to back!
Drawn in the coffin (t4) BALLYMAC FIN 7/2 is obscene value £400 win paddy's at 17.40 pm
Drawn inside it (t3) MARIE'S WEDDING 9/1 each way is rude enough, 1 2 quarter £100 ew 17.40 pm
nifty rev cast those two
total £€$ is Neves invested,.. £700
Win Lose Draw.. Bet them, your ON VALUE.
But please, PLEASE, advise me, what / which Betting Einstein?
scripted (employed to) write this tripe?
please all and every God.
Please tell me, tell us, whom? exactly who scripted this?!
And, wtF it means?!?!?!?!
Talk about complete Ambiguous Carp!
Verbatim 'opt in and bet £10 on any Irish Derby Race today'
Repeat. 'on any Irish Derby Race'
Well!!! it's the **** FINAL!!! so there is only ONE 'Irish Derby Race'
No doubt, up the blind ally will be the first!!!
To explain to the entire forum, what that Ambiguous Nonsence e en means?!?!?!
(before you do Maxxy Babi) assumptions,very dangerous tings,especially betting assumptions!!!
As it is the Irish Derby Greyhound FINAL (there is only.... Fkn one)
should the Skybet Einstein have possibly written...???
Dare Me..
Bet £10 on the Irish Derby Final and get a £10 free bet to use on any of tonight's greyhound racing.
In betting parlance & ambiguity it don't get much worse!
Me, grammar appalling / chronic dyslexic..
So I wouldn't get the job! (but then neither?) would / should a chronic dyslexic get the job?
Or, maybe, I be NAILED ON 1/999 in wolly /woke / 2022!
Larf My Heiny Orff
Whoever wrote /approved that
It's inexcusable!
To conclude.. the word ANY!!! needs replacing with THE!!!
not pedantic, this is betting / punting / so have a tenner on the FINAL! get a 'free £10' Irish cherries only
paul
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Bet £10 on the Irish Greyhound Derby and get a £10 free bet on greyhounds.
No expiry on the free bet by the way. It doesn't have to be on greyhounds tonight.
it don't Say That AT FKN TALL
AT ALL
it says.. VERBATIM ambiguous
On Any IRISH DERBY RACE today
(think hard, terms / conditions / hardcore punting)
'any Irish Derby Race'
Think HARD, real Hard, wording is RANCID / ROTTEN
sanity SAVER
hosses 2 aqua, can't make Em drink the stuff
PUNTING sick...
But.. You know, way, Way WAYVWAY more than I ever Will
It looks to me like there were three Irish Derby races tonight.