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Football chants
I have always loved the best football chants. No, not records featuring footballers, they are usually excruciatingly bad. Proper, fan chants that make me smile. Some examples:-
Ralphy Ralphy Coates. Ralphy Ralphy Coates. He's got no hair, we don't care, Ralphy Ralphy Coates
He's French, he's quick, his name's a p0rno flick, Emanuel (Petit)
(At Colchester's terrible old Layer Road ground) WBA fans chant of "My shed's bigger than this"
PS. Trivia question of the day:-
Which famous footballer appeared twice singing separate songs on the same episode of Top if the Pops?
Ralphy Ralphy Coates. Ralphy Ralphy Coates. He's got no hair, we don't care, Ralphy Ralphy Coates
He's French, he's quick, his name's a p0rno flick, Emanuel (Petit)
(At Colchester's terrible old Layer Road ground) WBA fans chant of "My shed's bigger than this"
PS. Trivia question of the day:-
Which famous footballer appeared twice singing separate songs on the same episode of Top if the Pops?
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But you did say Chants. ?
Clue:-he is Scottish
when we had the rivalry with Vale and John Rudge was Vales manager
"He's bald he's b ent his ar$e is up for rent Johnny Rudge Johnny Rudge" echoing around the ground
Ironically Johnny Rudge went on to work with Stoke for a good years and was well respected
Cod, Mackerel, Haddock, Plaice, your ground’s an effin disgrace .
Once at Sheffield United I was unfortunate enough to be stationed near John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood , after being warned, on numerous occasions, by a local member of the constabulary , regarding his swearing, John was about to explode, when the man in black gave yet another decision against his beloved team. He reared to his full height and yelled...
The referee is a self pleasurer, the referee is a self pleasurer.
Cue raucous laughter not only from the fans but also from the men in uniform.
And you’re sat in row z
That’s Zamora la la la la la la la la la
Good lads/lasses the Pompey fans to be fair, had a good drink with them last time they came to our place a few seasons back
Had a drink with him once-jeez that man could put a few away.
"Kenwynne is a Stokie.
He hails from Tinidad
He looks like Whoopi Goldberg
His hair is fkn mad
He came to Stoke from Sunderland
This is what he said
Steve Bruce is a w@nker
With a big fat fkn head"
I remember at the Vic another John Rudge song being sung loud
Johnny Rudge is illegitimate
He aint got no birth certificate
Johnny Rudge is illegitimate
He's a Vale ba$tard
With the ba$tard bit going on and on
"We have a dream" by B A Robertson was 1 of the 2 songs...
"On your own, on your own, on your own"