Snooker Caption Comp

Tikay10

MAXALLY

Heat maps added to snooker games.

goldon

Come back when your " Balls have Dropped "

pompeynic

How many points is it for the orange ball?

pompeynic

After overdoing the free salad bar at teatime, this man found the Crucible’s antique bathroom facilities full and launched a gas attack in protest.

stokefc

Here's the vid , they tried and failed to do the other table...Eegits

https://twitter.com/CuePowerBlog/status/1648029262622932992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1648029262622932992%7Ctwgr%5Efb0738907fef855f0324f6d331f3d6073a43c5f5%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Foatcakefanzine.proboards.com%2Fthread%2F308418%2Fsnooker-loons

JammyFker

Aye, snooker me whatever way u like, fluke a brown right down that crown but fight and you may die and help those who come to the felt and take me down. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying on this great battlefield of the crucible many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here, conquer the greatest ever Mr O'Sullivan whilst sticking his head in the corner pocket, and tell our enemies that they may take me off this snooker table, but they’ll never take our freedom!

goldon

You've been " Tango'd "

goldon

Tikay10 said:

The Future is Orange...

Tikay10

JammyFker said:

Aye, snooker me whatever way u like, fluke a brown right down that crown but fight and you may die and help those who come to the felt and take me down. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying on this great battlefield of the crucible many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here, conquer the greatest ever Mr O'Sullivan whilst sticking his head in the corner pocket, and tell our enemies that they may take me off this snooker table, but they’ll never take our freedom!

@JammyFker


Ha, very good.

MISTY4ME

New Curry Powder now in use in Sheffield.......that shows exactly who FAR TED

tai-gar

Dan Druff makes his first appearance at the Crucible.

Bean81

New London musical receives mixed reviews.

For those of you watching at home on a black and white TV, the green ball is just next to the orange.

VespaPX

If you know
You know

goldon

" Must Stop " putting to much Chalk on my Cue.

Tikay10 said:

goldon

I'm not Scotch Mist... hic!

goldon

Protest ..... Cazoo you can.

goldon

It's " THEWADDY " letting off steam .... hissssss

goldon

Drug smuggler made to reveal where he'd hidden them.

stokefc

Tangerine Dream,s latest album cover

Enut

And today's entry for the Turner Prize is 'Portrait of an Idiot'.