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December 1st 2023 > December 31st 2024 Bakers Dozen (13 full months) 250 point betting Bank

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  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    information purposes only.
    last at Sandown, down to 7!
    skybet go 1 2 3 a fifth.
    was 1 2 3 4 a fifth banjaxxed by non runner.
    what they mean to say is ;
    we are now paying ew a fifth 1 2 3 rather than quarter 1 2
    typo error top of market.


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    not forgetting 25p rule 4 if nada else is non runner
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    little very cheeky 1.
    cant resist.
    Egg & Spoon 5f sprint.
    first run, new yard, off 122 days.
    Actually won a Beverly sprint, May this year.
    17.00 Dundalk.
    IMPERIAL KHAN
    0.50 points each way fifth 1 2 3.
    erm,cough 100/1 with BOG at 16.49 pm.



  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Newcastle 17.45
    PALLAS LORD
    1.25 points each way 9/1 fifth 1 2 3 4 with bog

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    two each way placed 2day.
    2nd 8/1 4th 9/1
    running all bets + 4.75
    paid on staked bets for Sat
    Highland Hunter 11/1
    Richmond Lake 9/2
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Indulge yourself.
    Be, a track bookmaker, heading to the Historic Esher.
    Sandown 15.00 the equally historic Tingle Creek (was a phenom of a Hoss)
    5 runners, quarter ew.
    I remember, when Skelton, got this, from...
    10/10 if you know.
    SPAIN.
    first run, it won a distance, 33/1.
    5 run 2day.Sandown,you gotta ping jump.
    Cannot, cannot go off 100,66,50 etc.
    1 point each way, quarter 1 2.. the
    Nube Negra 40/1

    Poker?
    Same bakers dozen 13 month principal.
    Made me chuckle!

    This, didn't!!!
    Still, LARFIN.. but. Lol.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    william169Small blind15.0015.00843.75
    VegasChasBig blind30.0045.004107.50
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • K
    misterpjRaise90.00135.001810.00
    Woo4490Fold
    AK994Fold
    william169Call75.00210.00768.75
    VegasChasRaise120.00330.003987.50
    misterpjCall60.00390.001750.00
    william169Call60.00450.00708.75
    Flop
    • A
    • K
    • 10
    william169All-in708.751158.750.00
    VegasChasRaise1417.502576.252570.00
    misterpjAll-in1750.004326.250.00
    VegasChasCall332.504658.752237.50
    william169Show
    • 7
    • A
    VegasChasShow
    • Q
    • Q
    misterpjShow
    • 10
    • K
    Turn
    • Q
    River
    • 8
    VegasChasWinThree Queens4658.756896.25
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Skeltons BARN.
    last full week.
    11 runners
    This, is what you have 2 SCOOBY Doo
    Winners (sp) from eon's bigger.
    6/1
    11/2
    9/1
    28/1
    3rd each way placed 50/1
    10/1 poke bang there when it fell
    2nds
    2/1
    2/1
    From 11 runners.
    'lay' the Skelton barn? this weekend?
    No thanks.
    PS, have we got Sensai Channigs, 12 (bakers) days, of punting XMAS this year?
    Please tell BENJAMIN, I will do it Gratis,full on here & uchooby
    min bet 9/2 😊👌👍

    Come On Neil!
    Ben Keith met me, knows me from Eon's ago.
    12 days of Xmas star Channing sports.
    Is it 'On' this year!
    How it gwan? Prior years 😊
    Les, do it. Your terms, not mine 👍👌🤔😜👉👉❤️
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Ti's the season, 2 B JOLLY.
    on an 11/1 shot that's 11/2 and mite bite go off Jolly.
    On a naughty 40/1 poke each way, now! All On To Win!!
    No runner, 4 run, no blinking Captain! woulda give the Bon Jon a race!
    (reminds me, early manual settling days!, no OTT allowed)
    Crash block manually wiv Adolf as a 'boss'!
    Naturally, all equally divided...
    But, ask lbo managers, my Era, OTT settler = commodore 64..
    And,it had, errors, particularly perm 3 woofer combo ttc fcssts. Halcyon Days.
    carnage, kept my Hat, well under sleeve, Billy's, Hyde Park Corner.
    Security, used to 'collect the readies, multi, daily in shoe boxes.
    That's, 1000 slips, all the carp, no' easy singles'
    Manager, the, circa 83 was.. Paul, my namesake..
    Wet him panties, when dawned, Toffee, how much smoke you blow Paul?
    was misterpj's proper buddy SHRUNK..
    Toffee, Jimmy White Et Al punted large, then.
    Toffe El Ali, gee gees Brian Ellison, Woofers, SIGNAL SPARK..
    DERBY winner 'Oh What A Night' one of top 5 best life experiences.
    3/1 against in foto.
    Won sh.
    Champion Marathon Dog.
    ROLL OF FAME, won half track early, lumped on Findlay style.
    Wimbledon jammed, you could not move an inch.
    What has happened / gone wrong?
    2 the dogs!
    Plus a thieving 9/2 poke, I thought would be Jolly, drifted like Kontiki!
    Would not change a thing. Lol.
    Be lucky be winning, be luvin.
    Xxx
    mega punter, big owner, to his buddies, TOFFEE. Jimmy W's big pal, ask him😉
    More strokes, than the Boat Race!!!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    'a real bone fide grinding punters life'
    When, you have bet, the first four winners:
    On the Sandown Card, and not put one up!!!
    Won 5/6 single pick.
    Won 3/1 single pick.
    Won 5/2 single pick.
    Lol, all good GWAN SLEEPY!! In the Shankin PlacePot!!
    Won 9/1.
    3x3 last two races. Yep, 10p lines.
    Tote PLACEPOT is my personal Bridge Jumper Bet!!
    Get me a result, last 2 races TK & Neil 😉👍👌

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Oi Oi Oi Brian Hughes you SUPREME JOCK.
    SCINTILLATING ride
    COMMENTATOR awful.
    3 out 'going Ok' it was SWINGING..
    getting tired!
    20 clear..
    9/2 how far it BOLT UP?
    I live this, real 4 my life.
    Wanna get it RIGHT, massive,for the Forum
    bust my Moulah ~Benji's for next 13 months
    Xxx x
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Do Forgive.
    when it go wrong, AGONIES.
    when Correct, CELEBRATE every single one.
    9/2 by half the Track. 😉👍👌
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Lol, and good, 16/1 'rag' how the 2nd gwan off Jolly. Lol.
    Good Job.
    If I was 5 for 5, place pot AGONIES when 6 for 6 lands tote JackPot!
    Come on Paddy, let's be avin your A game.. 11/1... 😉👍
    Single bet advised prior 11/1 😉
    going off jolly?!?
    Lurve you all
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    While Paddy was doing a Paddy.
    here is me, Final Table, Fiddy runners.
    Do, pray tell.
    They can't play this CHRONIC..
    and suck it? All the time, for the next 13 months? can they. Lol
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Kawaii420Small blind1500.001500.00172279.00
    misterpjBig blind3000.004500.0014822.00
    Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 10
    soula91Fold
    keith1950Fold
    CallmeregFold
    hogan02Fold
    Kawaii420All-in172279.00176779.000.00
    misterpjAll-in14822.00191601.000.00
    Kawaii420Unmatched bet155957.0035644.00155957.00
    Kawaii420Show
    • 7
    • J
    misterpjShow
    • 10
    • 10
    Flop
    • 9
    • 6
    • A
    Turn
    • 2
    River
    • 5
    Kawaii420WinFlush to the Ace35644.00191601.00
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    day start, with running + 4.75 points.
    Burned 2.00 betting points, not 'paid on' Nube Negra..
    If you do not bet 40/1 pokes, 100/1 pokes
    your never going to bet long odds winners!
    % in your favour, only got to get it correct.. Not very Often!
    Burned another 2.50 betting points an 11/1 shot, that was paid on!
    That went orf arf those odds, near Jolly, ta Paddy.
    Not Power, Brennan.. Fell! but those 2.50 points, already paid on.
    Back down to + 2.75
    However.
    the brilliant horseman Brian Hughes, was riding Richmond Lake.
    What a scintillating ride, outstanding, the horse didn't know, it was in race.
    'switched off, covered up' Swinging and Balanced, take note Mr. Brennan!
    put up 2 days in advance.
    Only 'just' WON, by half the Track!
    Another WINNER 9/2 get in you Beauty.
    Takes running PROFIT to exactly 13.00 points All Bets.
    Inc ante post Paid On. Still to run. 😉
    Had a dabble, Sandown PlacePot.
    bet paid on with skybet.
    36 lines at 10p.
    First 4 winners, Inc had to win 1st (3 runners) and had to win 4th (4 runners)
    get in Sleepy, you 9/1 Beauty.
    Got dividend for 20 of your pence!
    Very nice, ta very much.
    Sandown tote PlacePot dividend
    £1074.26 very handsome!

    No 'mentions' or 'fancies' real Bets
    way markets are, huge late (minutes) movements.
    Solid form horse, 9/2 out 7/1 in under 2 minutes other day.
    One of my winning bets.
    For a fact.
    Uess wanting thousands, on filthy ew races.
    is utter clap trap, the can't get on Merchants.
    Everyone can get on, mix it up, shops, online etcetera..
    Fact, around here (Kent) shops,
    Joe's, a breeze, Fred's always,Laddies, cash in shop ok just don't take ps.
    Hill Billies. Once, the best, eh Mr. Graham PR Sharp (halcyon days)
    breaks my heart, then, hard for most, Lingers, on course, as much as you want!
    Relatively... a discretion thing, ie...
    Don't march up to the books yourself, treat friends to lunch..
    And, can you go place this bet for me.
    In a nutshell, if your a shrewdie punter, clever books, utilise you as a Mark.
    If, your perceived as Mrs / Miss /Mr. / Gaylord Bimbo.
    Hissed, out the Star Inn Lingers
    You can get on, naughty ew races.
    You have to be ubba shrewd, could not live, without my betting, or Poker!
    13 month monumental effort, both fronts,owe it to myself.
    Always been 'read wrong'
    A short head losing bet, about 30 seconds expletives!
    A 90 % equity losing hand (in a tournament defining Pot)
    About 60 seconds tirade expletives!
    Bets, or Poker, within 60 seconds, over it...
    Think? every BET, ever proves that.
    Poker, been a very very very long 'downswing'
    But, misterpj comin out Poker Swinging..
    👍👌❤️👉😉


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    19.45 Newc
    HOLBACHE
    0.50 point each way
    14/1 fifth 1 2 3 4 BOG
    Joe's 16s,free places!

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    Sundee
    15.25 Huntingdon
    'remember?'
    Ex D Pipe horse 2 follow...
    ANGLERS CRAG.
    1.00 point each way quarter 1 2
    9/2 freely available.
    Off 8 months, new yard Mr Ellison.
    Cobden booked, class pilot.
    Be luckiski
    with Cragski

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    A very good, easy on a Sunday morning all.
    not vaguely attempting to teach anyone how too suck a egg.!
    whether in 'teampj' numbers very skinny (I think) or agin!
    Probably Army lol, this, is bang real.
    2023 & bamboozled Woke God awful world, it is, isn't it!
    Take it, from a very 'old man'

    Only applicable to those of my Vintage!
    World grinds on, getting closer to 'self ahnilationl.
    A VILE moral Vacuum that is RANCID, heartbreaking.
    If, and I can't, would wave a Magic Wand and no human or animal would suffer.

    Anyways, if 'the Yoof' labotomised to WW2, way it is.
    It happened, it vivid real.
    Doodlebugs dropping all over South, cross channel, into Sussex, then Surrey
    Then the target.London.
    Air Raid Shelters, for God's Sake.
    Children, all, very little ones,like my Mum ' no idea how to spell it' EVACUATED away from WAR.
    But children, all evacuated ripped away from mums, dads, families,
    My old man was RAF, so his brother & my uncle.
    Beaufighters, the Feral filth got zero idea, ZERO Moral Compass.

    Anyways, I not got Crystal Ball.!
    the Post War' working class, we're all Punters, yes they were...
    24 points on LITTLEWOODS POOLS, VERNONS if skint!
    was what entire UK punted.
    Bsck then, my old fella, let me PUNT 'spot the ball'
    Tony, you 'tell them' what that was, and what a National Obsession it was.
    And, what a RACKET! it really was!
    And Cherry Hogs, every tracked packed.

    Anyways, a bone fide committed 13 months, betting Poker.. By me.
    Laid my cards out, if I dissappear suddenly, will have been 'my calling'
    If not, catch up January 2025!

    On punting, laid my cards out, clear, concise..
    Every day, presents opportunities.
    Gee gees, easy. Mark the cards, pick the races, naughty or best, punter friendly.. Etc.
    Scrap, the rest.Evey freaking bet, dictated by PRICE.
    simple, innit, start, with 'rags' long odds, and Bet Em if sliver of value.

    Decided, because it is an intellectual bet, to Inc only PLACEPOTS, in this.
    World pool etc.
    But, seperate from my 250 punting bank.
    Every time I bet a place pot, I will share.
    Almost self defeating! Because anyone following! Will shrink divi!
    Unless, of course, off course, not into POOL, but them days gwan.
    It was, once, a PHENOMINAL VALUE BET, lbo, slips, not into pool.
    I could write a book, on placepot SHINNINANIGANS! back, in the day.

    Anyway, 10p lines, perms, yesterday best divi I had in ages, £1000 plus divi
    mainly thanks to Sleepy, bolting up, 9/1 four runners. Etc.
    I will post my PLACEPOTS, for 13 months, 10p perm lines, just before OFF
    because late no runners, are critical to placepot VALUE.

    reiterate my punting phylosophy, min price 9/2,bigger the better, have it on;
    100/1 80/1 66/1 pokes..etc,when applicable.
    Belive me, or don't, last week, one horse, I know owner, they fancied it.
    Monster triple figure price, and ran a screamer,.
    placed equivalent to 30/1 full odds winner.
    Didn't post, because I didn't have 1p on it, and kicked my KEISTER, all week!

    Poker, going to play my brains out, higher level, for 13 months
    Reset sharky, yday, for reference.

    Wishing every single friend or foe.
    the most special Christmas & prosperous, 2024.

    1.by a MILE, your HEALTH.
    2.simple genuine life contentment, being happy, being joyous.
    3.after,only after the above duece, then, MOULAH ~Benji and plenty of it!
    Spent all (most) yesterday with my God Son, not 3 until June.
    Ronan, and his ACE DAD, exactly what I jammed into his father yday..
    Burning into 'Jacks' eyes, you should be very very proud.
    Your Son is phenomenal, 2 & 3/4s,sharp, natural intelligence.
    Sport, this little fella's way.
    not even 3 till June, already training, with me & his Dad.
    Gym, swimming, martial Arts, football.
    Remember the name. Ronan Keily, yep Irish & next George Best.

    One time only, my poker sharky.
    Absolute not littering this, with poker. My word, infront of GOD.
    the odd poker reference, when I 'dish out' a Savage beat 'my favour'!
    I play, quality hands, in position, and 'fire it in' relentless. Enough.
    That Sharky Target, is minimum £10,000 13 months time.
    Last 6 years, dropped 7 large first 3 years, playing like a Ghumbass.!
    Last 3 years, up, just! Break even, Rake.
    Next 13 months, watch this space.
    Plus, my minimum target, punting, is 500 points, bank double in 13 months.
    Dedicated to my punting mad old man, rip Dad.
    Total honesty, to get 'life level' £250,000 behind, is what it is.
    Had it, earned it, could afford it. Always.

    Huntingdon off 2 day, all bets only 1 week, stand us 12.00 betting points.
    Decent week, I think? At least 4 big priced outright winners, 2 big priced placed.

    I be punting 2day,at least 4 got my Hawk Eye on.

    Cheers, misterpj Paul Jordan.
    Xxx.



    2day,if the price is right, I will punting EYE on 4 races.

    God Bless, all. Much bone fide lurve my only Christmas message!

    paul

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,330
    just like to share this
    When I posted above, was ft deep in multi runner £5.50..
    All good, All gravy.
    Fold 2 ladder, or go 4 glory?


    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    wigwam760Small blind1000.001000.00490.00
    redsaw34Big blind2000.003000.00510.00
    Your hole cards
    • A
    • 6
    misterpjCall2000.005000.003365.00
    SHENNY75All-in74635.0079635.000.00
    wigwam760All-in490.0080125.000.00
    redsaw34All-in510.0080635.000.00
    misterpjAll-in3365.0084000.000.00
    SHENNY75Unmatched bet69270.0014730.0069270.00
    wigwam760Show
    • 7
    • 6
    redsaw34Show
    • J
    • Q
    misterpjShow
    • A
    • 6
    SHENNY75Show
    • K
    • 2
    Flop
    • K
    • K
    • 9
    Turn
    • 4
    River
    • 10
    redsaw34WinStraight to the King9020.009020.00
    SHENNY75WinThree Kings5710.0074980.00

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