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The lighter side of the General Election

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,053
    Never get wet before Election.....


  • green_beergreen_beer Member Posts: 1,936
    edited May 26
    lucy4 said:

    goldon said:

    As Labour Leader I'm Preparing for Office.





    That made me laugh more than it should've. Nice one @goldon .


    nothing to do on a sunday ;)
  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,933
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,053
    Here we have your Labour & Tory Election candidates 2024



  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,147
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,395
    Replacing Rishi with Starmer is like being a kid in hospital in the 70's and being told the Jimmy Saville visit has been cancelled only to hear the sound of a didgeridoo coming down the corridor.....
  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,518
    VespaPX said:

    Replacing Rishi with Starmer is like being a kid in hospital in the 70's and being told the Jimmy Saville visit has been cancelled only to hear the sound of a didgeridoo coming down the corridor.....

    ...and that Gary Glitter will be having a sing along with the kids in the afternoon.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,053
    Rushi tex'ed Ursula Von Der Leyen and asked for her advice on how to get re-elected when nobody likes you.

    She said, l found lying with Members helped but bending backwards did the trick.
  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,686
    MAXALLY said:



    More like changing your shirt when you've just shat yer keks.
  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,933
  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,933
    Would You...?




  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,395
    lucy4 said:

    Would You...?




    Both full of wind, but yeh i would >:)
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 7,997
    Both.
  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,395
    Stick a pr1ck in one and it'll go down on you......... :#
  • tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,688
    LIVE. Nigel Farage to stand in election and become leader of Reform UK


    Nows there's a joke for you.
  • EssexphilEssexphil Member Posts: 8,771
    So-why Clacton?

    Speaking as someone who lived in that constituency for 20 years until 2 years ago. Lots of reasons. From Clacton being a major Leave voting area.

    To having a former UKIP MP who hated Farage's guts (Douglas Carswell). They fell out when Carswell refused to back Farage's bid for a Peerage

    To having a thoroughly decent Tory MP-Giles Watling.

    Here's hoping he fails-for the 8th time-to be elected as an MP. The serial loser.
  • DoublemeDoubleme Member Posts: 2,147
    edited June 3
    my girlfriend met Nigel Farage once she said he was a racist peice of ****

    he is an entertaining charecter though, I guess he is kind of like trump you like him been around for the entertainment value but dont want him been anywhere near power.
  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,618
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