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The lighter side of the General Election

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  • lucy4lucy4 Member Posts: 7,933
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,598


    Oh my oh my, so so good.
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  • tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,688
    edited June 15
    HAYSIE said:



    How do Thames Water people find their way around?

    Of course they use What3Turds.
  • tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,688
    Ditto for the Houses of Parliament I believe.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 169,598
    tai-gar said:

    HAYSIE said:



    How do Thames Water people find their way around?

    Of course they use What3Turds.

    @tai-gar



    Oh, that's excellent, WP WP

  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,837
    Tony Blair statue in Kosovo mocked for resembling Jason Donovan


    https://uk.yahoo.com/news/tony-blair-statue-kosovo-mocked-192313103.html
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    BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024.



    **** LOYAL TO WHEREVER I’M STANDING FOR ELECTION.

    1 all Water bosses to take a dip in british rivers, to see how they like it

    2 national service to be introduced for all former prime ministers

    3 wifi on trains that works

    4 trains that work

    5 the reintroduction of ceefax

    6 children in need to finally get round to fixing pudsey’s eye

    7 traffic on northallerton high street to be fixed by a new space bridge, bypassing both level crossings

    8 european countries to be invited to join the uk, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will

    9 wallace and gromit to be knighted, for services to wensleydale

    10 I pledge to build at least one affordable house

    11 croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p

    12 national yorkshire pudding day to be a bank holiday (except for banks)

    13 loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres

    14 pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side

    15 claudia winkleman’s fringe to be grade 1-listed

    16 a new series of gladiators to feature ’90s gladiators against age-appropriate contenders

    17 minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years

    18 shops that play christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries

    19 to combat the uk’s increasingly wet climate, all british citizens to be offered stilts

    20 a ban on speakerphones on public transport. offenders to be forced to live with matt hancock for a year

    21 the mini golf course at richmond swimming pool to host the open championship

    22 mps to live in the area they wish to serve for 4 years before election, to improve local representation

    23 the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the crown & treaty, uxbridge to be moved to a more sensible position.

    24 count binface to represent the uk at eurovision

    WHOEVER YOU VOTE FOR, MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT!
  • HAYSIEHAYSIE Member Posts: 35,837
    edited June 21
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