@TheEdge949 I'm sure every bloke who read that has every sympathy for you and not a little relief that we are (hopefully) not having to endure such a process.
OK, Your not impressed, but remember some men pay lots of money for this service.
You get it free on the N.H.S.
You can become a masochist overnight a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation. "the roles of masochist and mistress" (Nurse)
When you are discharged from Hospital buy the wife a nurses uniform for Christmas and continue the pleasure well into the New Year.....
Ok once again the date has been moved. It's now January 10th and if they shuffle it again then I'll not bother. Life's to short to pickle an albatross etc and I have this fkn challenge to finish so come h3ll or highwater I will be resuming on Jan 13th.
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Ok once again the date has been moved. It's now January 10th and if they shuffle it again then I'll not bother. Life's too short to pickle an albatross etc and I have this fkn challenge to finish so come h3ll or highwater I will be resuming on Jan 13th.
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Have a banging New Year.
Never heard that saying before, & seemingly nor has google. I liked it though & snap knew the meaning.
Is it a locally derived thing? I know Stoke folk can sometimes be a bit strange & plough their own furrow.
Albatrosses – some of the largest seabirds on the planet – were believed to carry the souls of dead sailors. If you saw one it was considered good luck, but that luck would flip if the bird was killed ( or pickled ) by a member of the crew.
Ok once again the date has been moved. It's now January 10th and if they shuffle it again then I'll not bother. Life's too short to pickle an albatross etc and I have this fkn challenge to finish so come h3ll or highwater I will be resuming on Jan 13th.
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Have a banging New Year.
Never heard that saying before, & seemingly nor has google. I liked it though & snap knew the meaning.
Is it a locally derived thing? I know Stoke folk can sometimes be a bit strange & plough their own furrow.
Just something popped into my head that amused me. I have dozens of such silly expressions for pretty much the same thing. Whichever I choose to use simply depends on what grooves my truffles at that particular moment in time.
Ok once again the date has been moved. It's now January 10th and if they shuffle it again then I'll not bother. Life's too short to pickle an albatross etc and I have this fkn challenge to finish so come h3ll or highwater I will be resuming on Jan 13th.
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Have a banging New Year.
Never heard that saying before, & seemingly nor has google. I liked it though & snap knew the meaning.
Is it a locally derived thing? I know Stoke folk can sometimes be a bit strange & plough their own furrow.
Just something popped into my head that amused me. I have dozens of such silly expressions for pretty much the same thing. Whichever I choose to use simply depends on what grooves my truffles at that particular moment in time.
I do like to see inventive writing, writing which has been given a little thought rather than just typing out the easy/obvious option.
Time, of course, is always the enemy & so many of us, certainly me, don't take as much care as we ought.
I'm not a grammar snob, or I hope I'm not, but when I see a post completely devoid of punctuation & paragraphs, littered with spelling mistakes, I definitely sigh audibly. It's nothing to do with illiteracy, I completely understand & sympathise with that, but failing to even use basic punctuation & paras is just sheer ignorance & laziness.
Ok once again the date has been moved. It's now January 10th and if they shuffle it again then I'll not bother. Life's too short to pickle an albatross etc and I have this fkn challenge to finish so come h3ll or highwater I will be resuming on Jan 13th.
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Have a banging New Year.
Never heard that saying before, & seemingly nor has google. I liked it though & snap knew the meaning.
Is it a locally derived thing? I know Stoke folk can sometimes be a bit strange & plough their own furrow.
Just something popped into my head that amused me. I have dozens of such silly expressions for pretty much the same thing. Whichever I choose to use simply depends on what grooves my truffles at that particular moment in time.
I do like to see inventive writing, writing which has been given a little thought rather than just typing out the easy/obvious option.
Time, of course, is always the enemy & so many of us, certainly me, don't take as much care as we ought.
I'm not a grammar snob, or I hope I'm not, but when I see a post completely devoid of punctuation & paragraphs, littered with spelling mistakes, I definitely sigh audibly. It's nothing to do with illiteracy, I completely understand & sympathise with that, but failing to even use basic punctuation & paras is just sheer ignorance & laziness.
If a could go back in time the main thing ah would do is stick in at school, ah worked " on the milk " when ah was 11/12 years old so ah wasn't at school much. Ah don't know if am just daft or got mental problems, ma spelling is terrible at times, and if ah was asked to say the alphabet quickly ah will get to o or p then ah get mixed up.
Ok once again the date has been moved. It's now January 10th and if they shuffle it again then I'll not bother. Life's too short to pickle an albatross etc and I have this fkn challenge to finish so come h3ll or highwater I will be resuming on Jan 13th.
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Have a banging New Year.
Never heard that saying before, & seemingly nor has google. I liked it though & snap knew the meaning.
Is it a locally derived thing? I know Stoke folk can sometimes be a bit strange & plough their own furrow.
Just something popped into my head that amused me. I have dozens of such silly expressions for pretty much the same thing. Whichever I choose to use simply depends on what grooves my truffles at that particular moment in time.
I do like to see inventive writing, writing which has been given a little thought rather than just typing out the easy/obvious option.
Time, of course, is always the enemy & so many of us, certainly me, don't take as much care as we ought.
I'm not a grammar snob, or I hope I'm not, but when I see a post completely devoid of punctuation & paragraphs, littered with spelling mistakes, I definitely sigh audibly. It's nothing to do with illiteracy, I completely understand & sympathise with that, but failing to even use basic punctuation & paras is just sheer ignorance & laziness.
I just find "Floats your boat" or "Takes your fancy" to be dull and mundane. Better to use "Sprags your cordwangles" or " Riffles your chips", or some other made up version.
It keeps the mind active and energised. Remember, if life gives you lemons, slice them up and combine with copious quantities of G n T.
Unless of course you are now almost 10 weeks without alcohol in which case suck on the mothers until you gag and curse the gods of addiction and dependency.
Actually, that last bit is tongue in cheek, I'm loving being sober. In fact N.Y.E. as the ball dropped I was given a small whisky to toast the New Year, I took a sip and found that the taste offended my senses. I put it aside, picked up my can of alcohol free Punk and drank that in peaceful contentment.
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Wishing you good lucky and a steady hand.
The more I think about this, the more it scares me. It's like some sort of medieval torture.
Attractive Young Nurse:-"Looks like a pen1s. Only smaller"
Good luck
You get it free on the N.H.S.
You can become a masochist overnight a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation.
"the roles of masochist and mistress" (Nurse)
When you are discharged from Hospital buy the wife a nurses uniform for Christmas and continue the pleasure well into the New Year.....
We are all extremely jealous. Hic!
You're scared !!
GOOD LUCK mate ......hopefully it will be better than having 'the CLAP' yourself
Hope it soon turns around sir and you can have a lovely Christmas - ps well done on staying somewhat sane
Also I have signed up with a local athletic club to do a 16 week couch to 5k course. The first session is Jan 8th and I've had to pay so I am not missing those. Details in a seperate thread.
Have a banging New Year.
Never heard that saying before, & seemingly nor has google. I liked it though & snap knew the meaning.
Is it a locally derived thing? I know Stoke folk can sometimes be a bit strange & plough their own furrow.
Just something popped into my head that amused me. I have dozens of such silly expressions for pretty much the same thing. Whichever I choose to use simply depends on what grooves my truffles at that particular moment in time.
@TheEdge949
I do like to see inventive writing, writing which has been given a little thought rather than just typing out the easy/obvious option.
Time, of course, is always the enemy & so many of us, certainly me, don't take as much care as we ought.
I'm not a grammar snob, or I hope I'm not, but when I see a post completely devoid of punctuation & paragraphs, littered with spelling mistakes, I definitely sigh audibly. It's nothing to do with illiteracy, I completely understand & sympathise with that, but failing to even use basic punctuation & paras is just sheer ignorance & laziness.
Doesn't groove my truffles
Ah don't know if am just daft or got mental problems, ma spelling is terrible at times, and if ah was asked to say the alphabet quickly ah will get to o or p then ah get mixed up.
I just find "Floats your boat" or "Takes your fancy" to be dull and mundane. Better to use "Sprags your cordwangles" or " Riffles your chips", or some other made up version.
It keeps the mind active and energised. Remember, if life gives you lemons, slice them up and combine with copious quantities of G n T.
Unless of course you are now almost 10 weeks without alcohol in which case suck on the mothers until you gag and curse the gods of addiction and dependency.
Actually, that last bit is tongue in cheek, I'm loving being sober. In fact N.Y.E. as the ball dropped I was given a small whisky to toast the New Year, I took a sip and found that the taste offended my senses. I put it aside, picked up my can of alcohol free Punk and drank that in peaceful contentment.