Well, the appointment has been moved again to the 17th. In the words of Oasis "Definitely Maybe". Whatever, I've not got the patience to give it much thought other than at 10.30 on Friday morning 2 female nurses are going to be spending about 30 minutes with hands on my genitals.
What could possibly go wrong.
In other and more important news, the Everest anywhere challenge recommenced this morning with a session on the climb master, and boy you could tell it had been a while as my carcass struggled Jabba the Hutt like through 60 floors of sweaty, panting, joint protesting exercise.
To be fair I always knew the first one back was going to be difficult, still it's all downhill from here. Well actually it isn't, it's still uphill so lets crack on.
So Thursday saw only 40 floors completed as I was knackered from the C 2 5K session. Note to self, you are a fkn moron you aint built to run / jog / amble/ trot etc.
On the medical side I attended on Friday to be taught intermittent self catheterisation and as expected it WAS a game of pen1s battleships as due to the fact that I am overweight, the ability to manipulate the tubes, bags and organ into the right positions, at the right time in the right sequence, was, problematic.
The upshot is that the missus has been taught and so now she's in charge of the whole thing. It proves the trust element of a relationship when somebody else is responsible for inserting 18 inches of tube down you most sensitive spot.
Anyway that's not why you are here so back to the challenge
"On the medical side I attended on Friday to be taught intermittent self catheterisation and as expected it WAS a game of pen1s battleships as due to the fact that I am overweight, the ability to manipulate the tubes, bags and organ into the right positions, at the right time in the right sequence, was, problematic.
The upshot is that the missus has been taught and so now she's in charge of the whole thing. It proves the trust element of a relationship when somebody else is responsible for inserting 18 inches of tube down you most sensitive spot."
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What could possibly go wrong.
In other and more important news, the Everest anywhere challenge recommenced this morning with a session on the climb master, and boy you could tell it had been a while as my carcass struggled Jabba the Hutt like through 60 floors of sweaty, panting, joint protesting exercise.
To be fair I always knew the first one back was going to be difficult, still it's all downhill from here. Well actually it isn't, it's still uphill so lets crack on.
60 floors = 600ft
Total ascent so far 15,957ft
Ascent remaining 13,077ft
Total ascent so far 16,457ft
Ascent remaining 12,577ft
Wednesday will probably be a blank due to the inaugural C25K session. Right I'm off to bed, everything hurts.
So Thursday saw only 40 floors completed as I was knackered from the C 2 5K session. Note to self, you are a fkn moron you aint built to run / jog / amble/ trot etc.
On the medical side I attended on Friday to be taught intermittent self catheterisation and as expected it WAS a game of pen1s battleships as due to the fact that I am overweight, the ability to manipulate the tubes, bags and organ into the right positions, at the right time in the right sequence, was, problematic.
The upshot is that the missus has been taught and so now she's in charge of the whole thing. It proves the trust element of a relationship when somebody else is responsible for inserting 18 inches of tube down you most sensitive spot.
Anyway that's not why you are here so back to the challenge
40 floors = 400ft of ascent
Total ascent so far = 16,857ft
Ascent remaining = 12,177ft.
Hvae a great weekend people.
"On the medical side I attended on Friday to be taught intermittent self catheterisation and as expected it WAS a game of pen1s battleships as due to the fact that I am overweight, the ability to manipulate the tubes, bags and organ into the right positions, at the right time in the right sequence, was, problematic.
The upshot is that the missus has been taught and so now she's in charge of the whole thing. It proves the trust element of a relationship when somebody else is responsible for inserting 18 inches of tube down you most sensitive spot."
>shudder<