Ooohoo Babi, if Master Bates, ran like MasterPJ

misterpj

Be Skinto Toe.
It.
Is.
HilariouAss

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
LuckyLoki	Small blind		40.00	40.00	3880.00
patrick179	Big blind		80.00	120.00	11140.00
	Your hole cards	A K
The_Chris	Fold
misterpj	Raise		320.00	440.00	10590.00
THE-STIG	Call		320.00	760.00	3060.00
ohbolox	Fold
LuckyLoki	Fold
patrick179	Fold
Flop
		7 3 10
misterpj	All-in		10590.00	11350.00	0.00
THE-STIG	All-in		3060.00	14410.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		7530.00	6880.00	7530.00
misterpj	Show	A K
THE-STIG	Show	J A
Turn
		J
River
		6
THE-STIG	Win	Pair of Jacks	6880.00		6880.00

misterpj

Price Yourself Up..
At, about a Million.

If?!?
MISTERPJ, was Master(great Arrows name, outlawed)
Bates.. Be SKINT..
TIS HILL. Harry ions. & a BILLION.. ROFL

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		2000.00	2000.00	44090.00
jcon1112	Big blind		4000.00	6000.00	48810.00
	Your hole cards	K K
ROUTY76	Raise		14000.00	20000.00	61835.00
-lady-love	Fold
misterpj	All-in		44090.00	64090.00	0.00
jcon1112	Fold
ROUTY76	Call		32090.00	96180.00	29745.00
misterpj	Show	K K
ROUTY76	Show	9 A
Flop
		Q 3 A
Turn
		3
River
		8
ROUTY76	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 3s	96180.00		125925.00

misterpj

£5.50 B. H.
3 way pot, 2 heads (up) 4 grabski.
For the chip lead and 3 runners left.
Tis 'inspired'

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
FRANK100	Small blind		30.00	30.00	3775.00
GunRood1	Big blind		60.00	90.00	3165.00
	Your hole cards	9 9
Richrash93	Raise		120.00	210.00	3570.00
Ribzy86	All-in		620.00	830.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		620.00	1450.00	2040.00
FRANK100	Call		590.00	2040.00	3185.00
GunRood1	Fold
Richrash93	Call		500.00	2540.00	3070.00
Flop
		4 6 2
FRANK100	Check
Richrash93	Check
misterpj	All-in		2040.00	4580.00	0.00
FRANK100	Call		2040.00	6620.00	1145.00
Richrash93	Fold
FRANK100	Show	8 7
Ribzy86	Show	Q J
misterpj	Show	9 9
Turn
		A
River
		5
FRANK100	Win	Straight to the 8	6620.00		7765.00

misterpj

When 'you' Know.. Rofl..
500/1..too streak week (rofl) too, two (yes 2) £5.50 dym Streaks
CrackerJacks me up
Lolly.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
bigfatfish	Small blind		300.00	300.00	1350.00
misterpj	Big blind		600.00	900.00	695.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
Lacrease	Fold
Robbo671	Fold
bigfatfish	All-in		1350.00	2250.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		695.00	2945.00	0.00
bigfatfish	Unmatched bet		355.00	2590.00	355.00
bigfatfish	Show	A 7
misterpj	Show	Q Q
Flop
		7 A 8
Turn
		J
River
		4
bigfatfish	Win	Two Pairs, Aces and 7s	2590.00		2945.00

misterpj

Would Be Skint.! Lolly.
Not another, not even Jean Roberte Ballande..
Tis the 6 handed no limit COOLER OF THE DECADE.... (sky) GUVNOR..!
Not, repeat.. Not the hand..
The Decade, of These... Lolly..
Hours Deep . 9 left.
A Decade, OF THIS.. LOLLY...
When.. Rofl.... The HEATER ARRIVES..
Do not Expect APOLOGIES!!!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Chipsjb	Small blind		500.00	500.00	20900.00
Snowski	Big blind		1000.00	1500.00	23200.00
	Your hole cards	A A
Baldeag1e	Fold
misterpj	Raise		3500.00	5000.00	40630.00
Denise53	Fold
Chipsjb	Fold
Snowski	Call		2500.00	7500.00	20700.00
Flop
		10 5 K
Snowski	Check
misterpj	Bet		7500.00	15000.00	33130.00
Snowski	All-in		20700.00	35700.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		13200.00	48900.00	19930.00
Snowski	Show	10 10
misterpj	Show	A A
Turn
		2
River
		Q
Snowski	Win	Three 10s	48900.00		48900.00

misterpj

Full Value..
Could? Would? Did you..
Put (riviera) on a Jack?..
No, me neither, guess what, TWAS correct..
Or pocket 55? Me neither Twas correct..
Full Value (EntainTerTainment)
For Information Purposes, those Melons are for display purposes, ONLY..
HUGE HEADS UP HAND..
that, is the flopped BOAT.. ski!
Only a 250,000 Pot ski!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		3000.00	3000.00	112845.00
dubara	Big blind		6000.00	9000.00	117155.00
	Your hole cards	3 3
misterpj	Call		3000.00	12000.00	109845.00
dubara	Check
Flop
		J J 3
dubara	Check
misterpj	Check
Turn
		5
dubara	Bet		6000.00	18000.00	111155.00
misterpj	Raise		12000.00	30000.00	97845.00
dubara	Call		6000.00	36000.00	105155.00
River
		4
dubara	Bet		18000.00	54000.00	87155.00
misterpj	Raise		36000.00	90000.00	61845.00
dubara	Raise		36000.00	126000.00	51155.00
misterpj	Raise		36000.00	162000.00	25845.00
dubara	Raise		36000.00	198000.00	15155.00
misterpj	All-in		25845.00	223845.00	0.00
dubara	Call		7845.00	231690.00	7310.00
misterpj	Show	3 3
dubara	Show	4 4
dubara	Win	Full House, 4s and Jacks	231690.00		239000.00

misterpj

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Nonye	Small blind		600.00	600.00	17420.00
JK_REACHER	Big blind		1200.00	1800.00	23410.00
	Your hole cards	K K
ruislip	Raise		2400.00	4200.00	17700.00
PJLAAA	Fold
misterpj	All-in		19482.50	23682.50	0.00
Nonye	Fold
JK_REACHER	Fold
ruislip	All-in		17700.00	41382.50	0.00
ruislip	Unmatched bet		617.50	40765.00	617.50
ruislip	Show	10 10
misterpj	Show	K K
Flop
		8 Q 5
Turn
		10
River
		10
ruislip	Win	Four 10s	40765.00		41382.50

misterpj

It's Poker INSPIRATION

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
sabre74	Small blind		15.00	15.00	895.00
freebet223	Big blind		30.00	45.00	940.00
	Your hole cards	K A
Rafa888	Fold
goldenb238	Raise		150.00	195.00	985.00
misterpj	All-in		1000.00	1195.00	0.00
allymo20	Fold
sabre74	Fold
freebet223	Fold
goldenb238	Call		850.00	2045.00	135.00
goldenb238	Show	A J
misterpj	Show	K A
Flop
		5 8 Q
Turn
		10
River
		9
goldenb238	Win	Straight to the Queen	2045.00		2180.00

misterpj

!
"oh Dear"
Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear.
Ran like POT TRIPPER for 25 minutes..
And then??!!!!
Timmy Raa Raa ROFL..

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
hashy	Small blind		20.00	20.00	4230.00
misterpj	Big blind		40.00	60.00	8210.00
	Your hole cards	5 6
Thommo122	Fold
GREENMA390	Raise		240.00	300.00	16625.00
briann	Fold
prince03	Call		240.00	540.00	2490.00
hashy	Fold
misterpj	Call		200.00	740.00	8010.00
Flop
		5 8 8
misterpj	Bet		370.00	1110.00	7640.00
GREENMA390	All-in		16625.00	17735.00	0.00
prince03	All-in		2490.00	20225.00	0.00
misterpj	Fold
GREENMA390	Unmatched bet		14135.00	6090.00	14135.00
GREENMA390	Show	K K
prince03	Show	5 8
Turn
		K
River
		A
GREENMA390	Win	Full House, Kings and 8s	6090.00		20225.00

misterpj

HottA, than a ALABHAMA tick, wiv DOUBLES TOURETTES!

!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
briann	Small blind		40.00	40.00	1720.00
mainspring	Big blind		80.00	120.00	1920.00
	Your hole cards	K Q
hashy	Fold
misterpj	Raise		240.00	360.00	8985.00
alemao	Fold
GREENMA390	Call		240.00	600.00	19990.00
briann	Call		200.00	800.00	1520.00
mainspring	Fold
Flop
		8 10 5
briann	Check
misterpj	Bet		240.00	1040.00	8745.00
GREENMA390	Call		240.00	1280.00	19750.00
briann	Fold
Turn
		A
misterpj	Bet		640.00	1920.00	8105.00
GREENMA390	Call		640.00	2560.00	19110.00
River
		Q
misterpj	Bet		80.00	2640.00	8025.00
GREENMA390	Call		80.00	2720.00	19030.00
misterpj	Show	K Q
GREENMA390	Show	Q 10
GREENMA390	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 10s	2720.00		21750.00

misterpj

'when you NO'
(know!)
Poker CLASS..
&"they R"
2 (too) the.. GILL'Zzz!?!

Rofl

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
alemao	Small blind		150.00	150.00	2545.00
GREENMA390	Big blind		300.00	450.00	25592.50
	Your hole cards	K Q
_SHAMROCK_	Fold
mainspring	Fold
hashy	Call		300.00	750.00	18137.50
misterpj	Raise		600.00	1350.00	11187.50
alemao	Fold
GREENMA390	Call		300.00	1650.00	25292.50
hashy	Call		300.00	1950.00	17837.50
Flop
		3 2 J
GREENMA390	Bet		900.00	2850.00	24392.50
hashy	Fold
misterpj	Call		900.00	3750.00	10287.50
Turn
		A
GREENMA390	Bet		1200.00	4950.00	23192.50
misterpj	Call		1200.00	6150.00	9087.50
River
		3
GREENMA390	Bet		2100.00	8250.00	21092.50
misterpj	Fold
GREENMA390	Muck
GREENMA390	Win		6150.00		27242.50
GREENMA390	Return		2100.00	0.00	29342.50

misterpj

6 handed no limit hold Em.
52 cards, DEALT PURE..

Pocket AA
Pocket QQ
Pocket 99
(do them MATH, on that Alone!

Gwess, whom got THE LOT. 😂
not me, not AA, but. Rofl.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
bazb	Small blind		30.00	30.00	2150.00
keith1950	Big blind		60.00	90.00	4290.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
FUNKYB31	Fold
misterpj	Raise		120.00	210.00	16000.00
Pendulum	Fold
Reynold	Fold
bazb	Raise		330.00	540.00	1820.00
keith1950	All-in		4290.00	4830.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		16000.00	20830.00	0.00
bazb	All-in		1820.00	22650.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		11770.00	10880.00	11770.00
bazb	Show	A A
keith1950	Show	9 9
misterpj	Show	Q Q
Flop
		5 9 6
Turn
		K
River
		7
keith1950	Win	Three 9s	10880.00		10880.00

misterpj

So.
Poke. Her. Random.
Afficienados..
Step Up.
Xx. XXxx. Plain. My Babi's..
Rofl.
52 cards, Pure Deck, Shuffled.
6 Handed. No limit. Dealt.

Pure.
Off
Top.
6 Handed.Poker,Being a Math (not, Chaa, Chaa, Chaa, chance, ran, Domky, Ting.
Pocket..?
Pair?
Pocket.. 2 pair..
Rofl..
Pocket.. (6 handed, Tree, Pair)
Oohh, please,RATTLE, my Bates, Poker,Matty, CAGE.. ROFL. LOLLY.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
moffat08	Small blind		500.00	500.00	27175.00
misterpj	Big blind		1000.00	1500.00	1000.00
	Your hole cards	5 5
craigyb22	Fold
chrisjota	Fold
Baldeag1e	Fold
Rudenski	Call		1000.00	2500.00	6400.00
moffat08	Call		500.00	3000.00	26675.00
misterpj	All-in		1000.00	4000.00	0.00
Rudenski	Call		1000.00	5000.00	5400.00
moffat08	Call		1000.00	6000.00	25675.00
Flop
		J 2 7
moffat08	Check
Rudenski	All-in		5400.00	11400.00	0.00
moffat08	Call		5400.00	16800.00	20275.00
moffat08	Show	8 8
misterpj	Show	5 5
Rudenski	Show	9 9
Turn
		3
River
		7
Rudenski	Win	Two Pairs, 9s and 7s	16800.00		16800.00

misterpj

an annual 'tradition' around this time of year.
take an off grid full week's break.
no fones allowed,no internet,no nothing.
(Save for the lady whom runs the retreat)
Elf & Safe_Tea legal requirements etc,medical emergencies etc.
No utilities,a camp and 'camping' back to Ray Mears esq,basics.
Yoga, meditation, foraging,catch ya suppa (trout) etc.
No unatural lighting
twas a boon for star gazing,starlink,space station observing;
shooting stars,meteorites, tic-tacs,and of course,off world craft.
Those that mocked,I reference what commences stateside,this week.
https://defensescoop.com/2024/11/06/former-naval-commander-timothy-gallaudet-agrees-testify-uap-hearing/

Anyways,place is down around the New Forest,highly recommended.
Runs bi_monthly,lovely lady.
ease back into the land of the livingup the road is,Sandy Balls for a 2night stay.
https://www.awayresorts.co.uk/parks/hampshire/sandy-balls/

Defragmented and rebooted,all thoughts of variance cleansed away.

Never mind poker aspirational thoughts of being Moulah_Benji $¥€ monies
Or even the phenom,Young Pike
The nifty to ten gees in a year,the 2025 poker resolution.

Be tuff,if misterpj run like this.
1st £5.50 mtt after full 9 day break,yday Sat.
&
1st (only £5.50 Mtt) Sunday.
Want the hand equity's when the lot went in the middle?
8 runners left,from 51 starters,when looking down at pocket QQ
Today,I looked down at pocket KK,the later is a variance EXTRA SPECIAL!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
misterpj	Small blind		75.00	75.00	6873.75
MiniGears	Big blind		150.00	225.00	5950.00
	Your hole cards	Q Q
blackace23	Fold
OYSTASUSHI	Call		150.00	375.00	12761.25
Richrash93	All-in		3165.00	3540.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		3090.00	6630.00	3783.75
MiniGears	Fold
OYSTASUSHI	Fold
misterpj	Show	Q Q
Richrash93	Show	6 6
Flop
		9 6 10
Turn
		10
River
		3
Richrash93	Win	Full House, 6s and 10s	6630.00		6630.00

misterpj

While I remember,for the racing folk.

Il Est Fracais,the next Arkle.
it's in the grade 1 at Haydock,Nov 23rd.
Will WIN the King George,then all roads to the Gold Cup.
Most exciting,young,front running slick jumping chaser,seen for years.
James Reveley rides.
Go check,full career record.
Phenomenal young chaser.
Get back,on the Poker Hoss,below?Gee up pj

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Melling	Small blind		300.00	300.00	12700.00
misterpj	Big blind		600.00	900.00	4400.00
	Your hole cards	K K
Melling	All-in		12700.00	13600.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		4400.00	18000.00	0.00
Melling	Unmatched bet		8000.00	10000.00	8000.00
Melling	Show	8 K
misterpj	Show	K K
Flop
		9 2 7
Turn
		8
River
		6
Melling	Win	Flush to the King	10000.00		18000.00

misterpj

the 24 CARAT.gift,that gives & gives
A Random/Variance,Thing, Relentlessly Giving.
Tis, MARVELLOUS..
Of The,cleese Esq Hilarious..
3 & Arf ( hours,Deep)
Hand4Hand..
Too,Final Table..

💋💋💋😂😂😂😁😁😁😀😀

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
keith1950	Small blind		3000.00	3000.00	47465.00
misterpj	Big blind		6000.00	9000.00	7200.00
	Your hole cards	8 8
Mustang41	Fold
montydave	All-in		14875.00	23875.00	0.00
keith1950	Fold
misterpj	All-in		7200.00	31075.00	0.00
montydave	Unmatched bet		1675.00	29400.00	1675.00
misterpj	Show	8 8
montydave	Show	7 7
Flop
		7 4 5
Turn
		K
River
		K
montydave	Win	Full House, 7s and Kings	29400.00		31075.00

misterpj

Superb.Inspiring.Motivating.

misterpj

May misterpj;
Be the First ?
( Christmas Fever)
is alive,well & kicking,at least in EDENBRIDGE..TN8..
& glory Be,Starmer,Boot'zz, the Chemist,do well,Take Note.

Defacto,Happy Healthy, Distinctly Quantom Enjoyable,Christmas 2024,..
All,Everyone,..cept,REEEVES,RAYNOR,STAR.cough Lord Ali,Mer.
wot a Get Up..fkn Racket.
Got.A million,of these,up ( him sleeve)
B.Coz, simplicity HisSelf,make MUSICAL MEDICINE..
HALL & OAT's..your Poker INTOUCH,Babi..the Gurls,Remix..

https://youtu.be/WYxU9z8MHuI?si=ZFjBsLAlIKXPMRxr

Remember ARROGANT!?.??.!!.
they,Woop & Cheer..
Arro,I take ya MANTLE.
THEY,go Bananas..Every misterpj time,..
And, Variance REGULAR..DEEP TOURNii Babi..
Again..lolly.
Love You All,really DooSkii.

The funneyy Ting..
table..
Fink.
Bad call ..raw raw ROFL..well asho28, believes in self contained Isuldar1,loll.y.ee

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
snakebit18	Small blind		75.00	75.00	13985.00
misterpj	Big blind		150.00	225.00	5150.00
	Your hole cards	6 Q
Callmereg	Fold
Asho28	Raise		300.00	525.00	11475.00
lulue91	Fold
snakebit18	Fold
misterpj	Call		150.00	675.00	5000.00
Flop
		7 5 Q
misterpj	Bet		675.00	1350.00	4325.00
Asho28	All-in		11475.00	12825.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		4325.00	17150.00	0.00
Asho28	Unmatched bet		6475.00	10675.00	6475.00
misterpj	Show	6 Q
Asho28	Show	8 5
Turn
		8
River
		3
Asho28	Win	Two Pairs, 8s and 5s	10675.00		17150.00

https://youtu.be/WYxU9z8MHuI?si=ZFjBsLAlIKXPMRxr

misterpj

Only.
&.
Exclusively4.
Moulah~Benji
Young.Pike.
One.Two.
Tee.Vernon.Kay.
Moniesss £€¥$¢>
https://youtu.be/OZU7M0UKNSI?si=yJJ5PXFPvnfhse9Z

misterpj

3,yes OneTwo Three,late sadly missed Genius GREATS .

IF,your Intellocturer,can't Chuckle,belly Larf..At this..
Hope,Left The Building..

https://youtu.be/wGTQ5c0a7zU?si=FyfZLrWjduBEHdxP

misterpj

Standard Issue
Prison Tissue
When pure Larf,Comedy,was Innofesive @ Gilded GOLD
Ruffa,than Grade 100 sandpaper

https://youtu.be/wGTQ5c0a7zU?si=FyfZLrWjduBEHdxP