A bit over the top ?.

rabdeniro

Can you not just keep them in the house ?. Who writes this drivel.

Tikay10

Ha, incred. Cats are OK though?

MISTY4ME

Tikay10 said:

Ha, incred. Cats are OK though?

It's because Cats have 9 lives

rabdeniro

Ah think in Australia they tie their Kangeroos down .

HAYSIE

rabdeniro said:

Ah think in Australia they tie their Kangeroos down .

I think they do, sport.

JammyFker

tai-gar

The Retrievers can always be found but the Shih Tzu's could be gone in a flash.

rabdeniro

Trains are cancelled for the whole of Scotland.
Schools closed.
Bus company's are making a decision later today.
Could be a day for the pub and hopefully get locked in.

rabdeniro

They papers show the same picture of Saltcoats every year ....

rabdeniro

Doctors closed except for emergencies tomorrow

Enut

rabdeniro said:

Doctors closed except for emergencies tomorrow

Down here it would be tough to tell the difference.

rabdeniro

A 50 ft tree blown over outside ma hoose, if it fell over the other way it would have landed on ma hoose .

Essexphil

There was a rumour that a hurricane had hit a large part of Dundee.

And caused £20 million of improvement

Enut

I was driving back from an appointment earlier today and listening to Jeremy Vine on the radio (not intentionally, but had forgotten to switch stations when he came on). Anyway he had a caller from Scotland who had explained that the chimney stack on her house had come crashing down at 3 am and that a little later on, when she was outside feeding her chickens, the rest of the roof had come off and landed in her garden. The poor lady was obviously devastated, as you would expect. Jeremy's response? I presume he was trying to be witty, 'well at least you know where your roof is!' I've never heard tumbleweed on a phone in but pretty sure that's what followed. What a **** that man is.

Essexphil

Enut said:

I was driving back from an appointment earlier today and listening to Jeremy Vine on the radio (not intentionally, but had forgotten to switch stations when he came on). Anyway he had a caller from Scotland who had explained that the chimney stack on her house had come crashing down at 3 am and that a little later on, when she was outside feeding her chickens, the rest of the roof had come off and landed in her garden. The poor lady was obviously devastated, as you would expect. Jeremy's response? I presume he was trying to be witty, 'well at least you know where your roof is!' I've never heard tumbleweed on a phone in but pretty sure that's what followed. What a **** that man is.

The World has gone mad.

The permanently irritating Jeremy Vine gets absolutely everywhere.
Whereas his enormously entertaining brother, Tim Vine, seems to have disappeared.

waller02

I was today years old when I found out Tim Vine was Jeremy Vine's brother.

Enut

waller02 said:

I was today years old when I found out Tim Vine was Jeremy Vine's brother.

Difficult to comprehend isn't it? One is a quite amusing comedian who appears to be quite intelligent and charismatic, whilst the other is a ****.

HAYSIE

Tikay10

Enut said:

I was driving back from an appointment earlier today and listening to Jeremy Vine on the radio (not intentionally, but had forgotten to switch stations when he came on). Anyway he had a caller from Scotland who had explained that the chimney stack on her house had come crashing down at 3 am and that a little later on, when she was outside feeding her chickens, the rest of the roof had come off and landed in her garden. The poor lady was obviously devastated, as you would expect. Jeremy's response? I presume he was trying to be witty, 'well at least you know where your roof is!' I've never heard tumbleweed on a phone in but pretty sure that's what followed. What a **** that man is.

I don't know what the **** represented, but I'm pretty sure I agree.

A horrible small-minded little man with not an ounce of self-awareness.

Tikay10

This is the sort of stuff he puts on Twitter almost daily.

Imagine having him as a next-door neighbour.



https://x.com/theJeremyVine/status/1882559688119914815?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet


https://x.com/theJeremyVine/status/1883038576285524402




https://x.com/theJeremyVine/status/1882927224497881189


https://x.com/theJeremyVine/status/1882133208084656568

Enut

Tikay10 said:

Enut said:

I was driving back from an appointment earlier today and listening to Jeremy Vine on the radio (not intentionally, but had forgotten to switch stations when he came on). Anyway he had a caller from Scotland who had explained that the chimney stack on her house had come crashing down at 3 am and that a little later on, when she was outside feeding her chickens, the rest of the roof had come off and landed in her garden. The poor lady was obviously devastated, as you would expect. Jeremy's response? I presume he was trying to be witty, 'well at least you know where your roof is!' I've never heard tumbleweed on a phone in but pretty sure that's what followed. What a **** that man is.

I don't know what the **** represented, but I'm pretty sure I agree.

A horrible small-minded little man with not an ounce of self-awareness.

I heard it described the other as a member of the Cambridge University Netball Team, which I found quite an amusing way of putting it across.