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Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?

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  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited April 2010
    theres low levels. and then theres the basement. somehow i dont think he wants to go down there!!

  • Root_KunalRoot_Kunal Member Posts: 714
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    theres low levels. and then theres the basement. somehow i dont think he wants to go down there!!
    Posted by pod1
    I am usally found in the basemnt or the gutter with a bottle of JD stuck to my arm and dribbling with half bent needle in me.........NOW thats basment
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited April 2010
    ROFLMFAO ........ great thread, not sure who's taking the 'p' out of who.

    (DTW ....don't ask)
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    theres low levels. and then theres the basement. somehow i dont think he wants to go down there!!
    Posted by pod1
    pod have you ever tried to sit with 6 of the best free play players on sky? i dont think you have, i think you would be way out of your depth!!! tikay is always banging on about how poker is all about enjoyment and that is what i am doing just plying my trade on the free play tables, fair enough its not a massive income but i am slowly earning a lot more points than i used to, my poker play balance is now at 1460, no matter what level your playing at thats pretty impressive stuff. you and free chips clearly dont want to play on the free play tables do you? so my question to you is. your not playing poker for enjoyment you are playing for the money is this true?

    tikay what do you think of these guys just playing to lay money in their pockets? you have always stated that you should play to enjoy but clearly these are not they are playing to win money and if they lose they dont enjoy it!! where as if i lose a buy in of my free play balance i just chill out have a dairy lea dunkster and reload another 1000 , is this a good strategy or maybe switch to wispa gold's cos the dunksters take ages to eat?
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    Hi porkerman please do not listen to this lot i think they know nowt about poker.I would like to sponsor you to play against all of the big boys on this site.I will finance this by selling my house,car and all of my possessions as i feel i can trust you to succeed.I will pm you with details of when i will be able to hand over all of my cash to you.Now all you lot out there please do not comment or call me a fool as i know what i am doing and i know a good investment when i see one,cmon i mean this guy has been cleaning up on the free money tables so if this aint worth a bet then i dont know what is.dav
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    dav i am enjoying the free play tables so much i dont think i can leave them now, but i thankyou for your support and loyalty and if in the future i decide to play for real cash then i will contact you first, thanks once again mate
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,831
    edited April 2010
    porkerman your a legend...lmao
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    thanks mate, on a table right now if anyone wants a game, table is mogadishu, hurry up though cos when word gets about that i have seated it will fill up quickly
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    easy peasy lemon squeezy!!!!!

    just sat on the table for 2 hands and won a buy in so stood up straight away, i had a great read on my opponent in the first hand as i sat down, i just knew that my second pair was good and i took 100 off him, he had bottom pair with queen kicker, he shud have laid it down and will probably be kicking himself all night over that one now, what has probably made him more angry is that i stood up and said "thanks for the game" fair enough it was a short game but i am not letting him win it back, i have got his 100 and that will get me a game tomoro, its fair enough, no rules state that i have to play for a certain period of time do they?
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    WP you are da man i know for sure.Please do not let anyone else sponsor you if you do decide that free play is no longer for you.GL m8 dav
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    thanks dav, appreciate the comments mate, just sat down for a quick game just now and managed to get a fifth of a buy in after 1 hand so thought i will stand up straight away and take the profit while i still can, i will post the hand and tell me what you guys think of my play, now the low bet of £1 after flop is just trying to induce him to re raise me as i had an excellent read on him and knew i was infront. gl guys
    yates04 Small blind
    £0.50 £0.50 £221.00
    roadkill70 Big blind   £1.00 £1.50 £158.50
    Stribble Big blind   £1.00 £2.50 £99.00
    porkerman Big blind   £1.00 £3.50 £99.00
      Your hole cards
    • 4
    • 4
         
    Stribble Check        
    porkerman Raise   £14.00 £17.50 £85.00
    yates04 Fold        
    roadkill70 Call   £14.00 £31.50 £144.50
    Stribble Fold        
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • 6
    • 7
         
    roadkill70 Check        
    porkerman Bet   £1.00 £32.50 £84.00
    roadkill70 Call   £1.00 £33.50 £143.50
    Turn
       
    • A
         
    roadkill70 Check        
    porkerman Bet   £1.00 £34.50 £83.00
    roadkill70 Call   £1.00 £35.50 £142.50
    River
       
    • 7
         
    roadkill70 Check        
    porkerman Bet   £44.00 £79.50 £39.00
    roadkill70 Fold        
    porkerman Show
    • 4
    • 4
         
    porkerman Win   £79.50   £118.50
  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited April 2010
    cant see anything wrong with your play there lool, phil helmuth would be proud of your play there
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    You are a poker pro my friend keep up the good work and if you do go into a bad varience patch do not tilt just take a few days break and come back refreshed.All the best dav
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    yes dav you are correct once again my friend, if i do happen to get a bad beat, i always find that a dairy lea dunkable just relaxes me for my next session, if no dunkers left in the fridge then a wispa gold or kit kat chunky calms me down, i knw the sessions havent been too long today (2 hands then 1 hand) but any profit is always good, the good thing for me is they dont charge any rake to play on the free play tables.
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    Well done my friend you seem to have everything under control.Keep up the good work dav
  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited April 2010
    i feel i might be missing out on something here, cant remember the last time i hand a dunker. ps i dont play for the  money  i to play for fun. but i do feel the better players do tend to play for wonga. you might be the next durrrr my friend and i hope you do end up as good as him, but it does change your play when you play for hard earned cash and not for monopoly money. if you want a real game look me up on facebook they got a real good set up there
  • ACESOVER8sACESOVER8s Member Posts: 1,307
    edited April 2010
    im sorry, im lost - is this play chips? why does that HH have £ signs on it??? is this the same guy that wanted us to pay for him to play for us???? WHAT THE H E L L ????? my world has turned upside down, black is white, up is down and i don't have a scooby doo whats going on

    I may be being thick here but...... is this a joke??
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    im sorry, im lost - is this play chips? why does that HH have £ signs on it??? is this the same guy that wanted us to pay for him to play for us???? WHAT THE H E L L ????? my world has turned upside down, black is white, up is down and i don't have a scooby doo whats going on I may be being thick here but...... is this a joke??
    Posted by ACESOVER8s
    Hi acesover8s my friend,no this is a very serious thread this guy is summin else im tellin ya just look him up on the freeplay tables he is well worth a look.PS do not try to poach this man as i have first dibs on him when he quits freeplay and lets me sponsor him for real.dav
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    i feel i might be missing out on something here, cant remember the last time i hand a dunker. ps i dont play for the  money  i to play for fun. but i do feel the better players do tend to play for wonga. you might be the next durrrr my friend and i hope you do end up as good as him, but it does change your play when you play for hard earned cash and not for monopoly money. if you want a real game look me up on facebook they got a real good set up there
    Posted by pod1
    pod this is just for you my friend, i know just looking at it will make you play so much better in the future


    please feel free to pinch my technique on the tables guys, if it works for me i am sure it can work for you too
  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2010
    Anyone seen bryan lately?
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