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Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?

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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    Anyone seen bryan lately?
    Posted by Machka
    I think you'll find him on tip 4...

    x
  • What_ifWhat_if Member Posts: 141
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    yes dav you are correct once again my friend, if i do happen to get a bad beat, i always find that a dairy lea dunkable just relaxes me for my next session, if no dunkers left in the fridge then a wispa gold or kit kat chunky calms me downPosted by porkerman

    How much weight do you put on during a down-swing?
  • scrumdownscrumdown Member Posts: 1,609
    edited April 2010
    the thing here pokerman play money is a total differnt ball game to real money and once u make the move u will know what i am talking about
  • agboyagboy Member Posts: 110
    edited April 2010
    this thread has got to be a pi..s take! one way of the other pokerman is winding us up cos a month ago he was asking for sponsorship and saying he guarenteed us double our money! what a comic!
  • 35suited35suited Member Posts: 2,332
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    this thread has got to be a pi..s take! one way of the other pokerman is winding us up cos a month ago he was asking for sponsorship and saying he guarenteed us double our money! what a comic!
    Posted by agboy
    Havent you read all the posts??? the standard of play on the free tables is far higher than the real cash tables, so if hes winning in the play tables hes bound to win on the real money tables, I bet he could more than double our money!!!!
  • agboyagboy Member Posts: 110
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table? : Havent you read all the posts??? the standard of play on the free tables is far higher than the real cash tables, so if hes winning in the play tables hes bound to win on the real money tables, I bet he could more than double our money!!!!
    Posted by 35suited
    oh **** whats his bank account details, im gonna transfer him my bankroll, he will probably do better than i am. what a fool i am!
  • TORTUS007TORTUS007 Member Posts: 456
    edited April 2010
    Don't want to tred on any toes, but once dav1964 has sponsored porkerman and made his money.Is it a free for all for who gets porkerman next. Or is their a waiting list.
  • BradnockBradnock Member Posts: 88
    edited April 2010
    Anyone watch the YouTube videos by gder01 that give excellent advice on poker, do feel this is like the forum/post version.

    Gder01 also gives dietary advice and also i believe he enjoys dunkers or the american version whatever that is.

    If i seem to of waffled and made no sense just youtube and search gder01 should make sense-ish
  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited April 2010
    what time does asada open, im gonna get me some dunkers!!!!
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    Don't want to tred on any toes, but once dav1964 has sponsored porkerman and made his money.Is it a free for all for who gets porkerman next. Or is their a waiting list.
    Posted by TORTUS007
    Hi TORTUS007 me and porkerman have worked out that we can comfortably make £2 million in the first year which we will split 50/50.I am not a greedy person as this sort of opportunity comes only once in a lifetime so after 1 year he will be available to others.All the best mate i hope this info is helpful.dav
  • TORTUS007TORTUS007 Member Posts: 456
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table? : Hi TORTUS007 me and porkerman have worked out that we can comfortably make £2 million in the first year which we will split 50/50.I am not a greedy person as this sort of opportunity comes only once in a lifetime so after 1 year he will be available to others.All the best mate i hope this info is helpful.dav
    Posted by dav1964
    THANKS.  I hate greedy people, you're O.K.
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010

    would just like to confirm i have signed no contracts as of yet and will continue to plug away on the free play tables where i am making my profits, if its not broke dont fix it hey!!!

    agboy my potential on the poker table is very frightening, i am not saying i could play and win at the bigger stakes but my style and charisma will take me far if i ever did, imagine how phill hellmuth would feel if i sat down at the side of him with a 4 pack of dairy lea dunkables? that would give me the advantage straight away as he would be thinking "what is this english dude doing?"

    its not good just sitting down and hoping to get lucky, you have to have a great plan and i have plan A plan B and plan C all in operation when i sit down on a poker table

  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    A true champion in the making,this is a CERT.dav
  • porkermanporkerman Member Posts: 286
    edited April 2010
    just when you think it cant get any better!!!!!!!!!!! i only sat down for 2 hands but just knew for a fact i had my opponent beaten, he was just too shaky. he accused me of a slowroll on the river because i didnt call untill the last second, it was a tough decision for me, if i lost the pot then i had no poker play chips left, but i know what i am doing and i made the call, for the 2 hands we had a great game and hopefully we can have a game later.
    porkerman Small blind   £100.00 £100.00 £6542.00
    hazza58 Big blind   £200.00 £300.00 £20000.00
      Your hole cards
    • 5
    • A
         
    porkerman Raise   £700.00 £1000.00 £5842.00
    hazza58 Call   £600.00 £1600.00 £19400.00
    Flop
       
    • 10
    • 3
    • J
         
    hazza58 Check        
    porkerman Check        
    Turn
       
    • 4
         
    hazza58 Bet   £1600.00 £3200.00 £17800.00
    porkerman Call   £1600.00 £4800.00 £4242.00
    River
       
    • 2
         
    hazza58 Bet   £4800.00 £9600.00 £13000.00
    porkerman All-in   £4242.00 £13842.00 £0.00
    hazza58 Unmatched bet   £558.00 £13284.00 £13558.00
    porkerman Show
    • 5
    • A
         
    hazza58 Show
    • J
    • 9
         
    porkerman Win Straight to the 5 £13284.00   £13284.00



  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited April 2010
    Another unbelievable play of brilliance there porkerman, do you ever put a foot wrong? you must be second sighted, you know like that John Edwards fellow, keep it up, you will soon be holding your own with the likes of lolufold, sparce and james, they must be quaking in their boots right now.
  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,831
    edited April 2010
    this thread is the nutz keep em coming porkerman
  • dav1964dav1964 Member Posts: 2,526
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: Correct Amount To Bring To A Cash Table?:
    Another unbelievable play of brilliance there porkerman, do you ever put a foot wrong? you must be second sighted, you know like that John Edwards fellow, keep it up, you will soon be holding your own with the likes of lolufold, sparce and james, they must be quaking in their boots right now.
    Posted by loonytoons
    +1 loony mate this man is pure genius.dav
  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited April 2010
    listened to your comment on the vegas final last night pokerman, and i thought some top advice was given to you. never played free money myself but i would be willing to give  an hr of my time and give you a game just to see if there is any difference in play. did check you out on sc mind and i see you have played 1 scheduled game for proper money before. with your confidence you should play for cash, it is possible to play for cash and still enjoy the game for the games sake. pm if you want a game
  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited April 2010


       pokerman i wish to sponsor you for the wsop freeplay money main event,

       now only fair  i am  putting up 10k play money chips,

       so i get 50 o/o  of any play money chips you win .

       take no offer from dav1964,

       he/she hasn't even decided what  s ex he/she is yet .

       where as i am 100o/o  all man ,

        no underline plans here m8y.

       the offer stands for 24 hours,

       i am presently monitoring the free money tables

       for another suitable player to endorse ,

       just incase you decide to go with the **** dav1964.

  • pod1pod1 Member Posts: 4,377
    edited April 2010
    10k of playmoney on an un known rover, that i believe is a risky business in vestment. surly pokerman you dont want to get in to bed with  a fly by night rogue rover for 50% of your hard earned cash. after playing you later and finding out you are as good as you say you are, i might be prepared to give you  5k , but for only 10%. ditch the dave, roll over the rover and come and play in the pod team. i will look after you , honest 
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