Ha!!! U gotta stand out from the crowd aint ya! but...Golf balls??? ....Apologise to your good lady for me, and get her an account so she can join team DOHHHH. I really don't know where the golf ball thing came from though, the other bit makes sense, but not the golf balls!! Posted by DOHHHHHHH
How about a tennis ball, im sure it was either that or a golf ball but im not 100% as i did have afew drinks by then..not as much as you mind! lol
Look mate, your a long time dead, so you need to enjoy yourself while your here. We all know what women are like, they aint happy if they aint moaning about something, if it aint the poker, it would be something else. Remember, there's plenty more fish in the sea, what you need to do is forget about her, paint the town red, and move someone else in that doesn't mind doing the housework, cooking your dinner, and handing you the beers, while your hard at it on the poker table, whilst watching the footy, form an orderly queue ladies!!
Look mate, your a long time dead, so you need to enjoy yourself while your here. We all know what women are like, they aint happy if they aint moaning about something, if it aint the poker, it would be something else. Remember, there's plenty more fish in the sea, what you need to do is forget about her, paint the town red, and move someone else in that doesn't mind doing the housework, cooking your dinner, and handing you the beers, while your hard at it on the poker table, whilst watching the footy, form an orderly queue ladies!! Posted by loonytoons
In Response to Re: Not on tilt but a Wreck : How about a tennis ball, im sure it was either that or a golf ball but im not 100% as i did have afew drinks by then..not as much as you mind! lol Posted by DeuceAK-47
Probably a ping pong ball. There's a famous scene in Candy Goes to Hollywood involving a ping pong ball!
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Ha!!! U gotta stand out from the crowd aint ya! but...Golf balls???
....Apologise to your good lady for me, and get her an account so she can join team DOHHHH.
I really don't know where the golf ball thing came from though, the other bit makes sense, but not the golf balls!!