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Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread)

LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
edited June 2010 in Poker Chat
Good afternoon all!!  Or as we Poker players say at this time of the day 'Good Morning'!

Well so far today has been eventful. I woke up.. rolled over..stretched and CLICK! My neck Popped off. Not literally you understand. That would be MOST unfortunate, somewhat messy and not just a little inconvenient in light of my presenting tonight's live show with the fantastic Mr James Hartigan.

So I am currently sitting here with Percy Spencer strapped to my neck.. Cunningly attached by use of a scarf. This sounds a trifle odd, I agree. However, said Mr Spencer is actually a small teddy Bear..an old Christmas present from my mother that heats up in the microwave to keep me toasty through the cold winter nights... and as such comes in handy for pulled muscles, sore tummies and FREAK neck mishaps such as my current predicament.




So.. For this weeks show thread topic I would like to know of the most ridiculous injury you have managed to cause yourself AND/OR DIY 'treatments' of said injuries!

Of course this evening we shall also be traversing the Mastercash highways in search of action hands and entertainment but I'll leave that for Mr Hartigan to shed some light on.

Right now I'm in pain, can't turn my head and have to go Microwave Mr Spencer again.

Ps. Feel free to google Percy Spencer and compliment me on my ingenuity ;)




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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited June 2010
    You put a teddy bear in a microwave???
    I'm going to report you to the RSPCA.

    Don't try this at home, kids.
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited June 2010
    Have a great show lisa and james, will try watch the repeat later as gotta be at my sisters tonight stupid internet not working at home xxx
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    You put a teddy bear in a microwave??? I'm going to report you to the RSPCA. Don't try this at home, kids.
    Posted by MereNovice
    He was asking for it VInce. (Stuffed toys are EVIL). This one is filled with grains or something.. He loves it.

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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    Have a great show lisa and james, will try watch the repeat later as gotta be at my sisters tonight stupid internet not working at home xxx
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAEGER!!!!
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited June 2010
    don't know whether to say 'poor' teddy or 'lucky' teddy.
    i guess 'lucky' teddy wins...could stand a little heating up to spend so much time so close to LML.

    good luck for the show
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  • LMLLML Member Posts: 1,708
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    don't know whether to say 'poor' teddy or 'lucky' teddy. i guess 'lucky' teddy wins...could stand a little heating up to spend so much time so close to LML. good luck for the show
    Posted by lozgo
    LOL Cheers Laurie.


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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited June 2010
    Sigh, Oh to be small and warm just like that teddy, think I would have died and gone to heaven ;), oh and ouchie :(, and for your neck XXXXXXX, hope those make it feel better :)

    How about breaking my big toe caused by a sack trolley, I put my foot behind it to stop it rolling backwards, unfortunately it decided it would be fun to roll backward anyway and bent my big toe backward breaking it.
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAEGER!!!!
    Posted by LML
    Thanks Princess Plop  , And no birthday kiss?? :(:(:(:(

    hmmm maybe get 1 tonight lol ;) x

    HINT!!!
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  • dylan12dylan12 Member Posts: 2,343
    edited June 2010
    Gl to you both tonight - what levels will be on tonight mainly?
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited June 2010
    HERE`S AN INJURY 4 YOU, A FEW YEARS AGO I WAS A WAITER IN A HOTEL AN HOUR AFTER SERVICE A GUEST WAS STILL PECKISH,( NOW THEY HAD A 3 COURSE MEAL AND THE MAIN WAS  A BIG MEAL NOTHING LIKE THESE POSH ONE CARROT MEALS ) ANYWAY I MADE THEM A SANDWICH, UNFORTUNATLY I SLICED THE TOP OFF MY THUMB OFF CUTTING LETTUCE, 2 HRS LATER I WAS STILL WORKING AND THUMB STILL BLEEDING , SO TOLD BOSS REALLY NEED TO GO HOSPITAL ( I`M A HEAMOPHILIAC ) TOLD THE RECEPTION WHAT HAPPENED, WHEN AND MY CONDITION, AN HOUR AND HALF LATER I WAS SEEN. I ( HATE ) NEEDLES THE NURSE ASKED IF I WANTED A LOCAL ANI,( NEEDLE ) NO THANKS, THE FIRST STITCH WAS FINE NO PAIN BUT THE SECOND STRATE DOWN INTO THE BONE ( ENDED UP LEAVING A HOLE IN THE WALL ). HAVE A COUPLE MORE OR DOZEN IF INTERESTED ?
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  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : Thanks Princess Plop  , And no birthday kiss?? :(:(:(:( hmmm maybe get 1 tonight lol ;) x HINT!!!
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB
    As a reward for MereNovice Final Tabling four Omaha Hi/Lo tournies in one night I think James should blow him a kiss.
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited June 2010
    id love to see acebarry live on mastercash giving lml a neck massage!!!

    now that would be great tv!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : As a reward for MereNovice Final Tabling four Omaha Hi/Lo tournies in one night I think James should blow him a kiss.
    Posted by TommyD
    ARE YOU TRYIN TO GIVE UM NITEMARES ???
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  • robcrobc Member Posts: 521
    edited June 2010
    I've had exactly the same thing happen as you lisa, wake up, stretched and my neck spasmed  and i could no longer turn my neck to the right, after a week of this and the doctor just suggesting resting it. A old family friend lent me a similar thing as your teddy bear, but was more like a big bean bag which you heated in the microwave after a day it had already started getting better. So you should be fine soon :) 

     Good luck both with the show tonight.
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : As a reward for MereNovice Final Tabling four Omaha Hi/Lo tournies in one night I think James should blow him a kiss.
    Posted by TommyD
    I wasn't planning to watch anyway so boo sucks to you.
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice Member Posts: 4,364
    edited June 2010
    ... and if I do happen to watch, I'll fast forward through the bits with James on (like I always do!).
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  • AskiAski Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2010
    unfortunately I think If I described my injury in detail I would be banned from the forum.

    So in Tikayesc style we will try to describe in cryptically.

    As a teenager, I was getting up to things that teenagers do with members of the opposite sex, whilst parents were out. My g/f at that time had heard that certain sensations could be heightened if certain skin was folded back.

    Unfortunately later on said skin could not be returned to its natural position.

    As body parts swelled a lot more than they should, I ended up having to go to A & E, and I havesince  been asked by  by other g/f's if I am of the Jewish faith

    A legged crossed Aski :)



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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    unfortunately I think If I described my injury in detail I would be banned from the forum. So in Tikayesc style we will try to describe in cryptically. As a teenager, I was getting up to things that teenagers do with members of the opposite sex, whilst parents were out. My g/f at that time had heard that certain sensations could be heightened if certain skin was folded back. Unfortunately later on said skin could not be returned to its natural position. As body parts swelled a lot more than they should, I ended up having to go to A & E, and I havesince  been asked by  by other g/f's if I am of the Jewish faith A legged crossed Aski :)
    Posted by Aski
    ouchie!

    cleaverly put, although i doubt that is broadcastable... If Rich was doing the show youd have a fighthing chance!
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  • AskiAski Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : ouchie! cleaverly put, although i doubt that is broadcastable... If Rich was doing the show youd have a fighthing chance!
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    Probably not Greg, altho if everyone kept messaging the show tonight about the story I bet Lisa would be in fits of laughter, even more so if James had no idea what the sotry was and kept asking Lisa about it :D

    Aski :)



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  • robcrobc Member Posts: 521
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread):
    unfortunately I think If I described my injury in detail I would be banned from the forum. So in Tikayesc style we will try to describe in cryptically. As a teenager, I was getting up to things that teenagers do with members of the opposite sex, whilst parents were out. My g/f at that time had heard that certain sensations could be heightened if certain skin was folded back. Unfortunately later on said skin could not be returned to its natural position. As body parts swelled a lot more than they should, I ended up having to go to A & E, and I havesince  been asked by  by other g/f's if I am of the Jewish faith A legged crossed Aski :)
    Posted by Aski
    Wow. i wish i didnt read this just as i sat down with my lunch! 

    I feel like i no abit to much about you now lol
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