when i was 16 i loved to bomb around on my bicycle, especially downhill. one day i tried it through my local town centre, which was relatively quiet at the time. just as i was about to make a sharp turn, a blooming great dog ran out in front of me. doing what came naturally, i swerved out of the way and straight into a giant concrete flowerpot. there was a huge crash and scream as i went sailing over the top to land in a heap at the feet of a couple of very nice young ladies. embarassment to injury!! luckilly for me one of them took pity on the groaning lump at her feet and helped me to recover. and to later become my girlfriend!!! what a lucky injury that was!! well for me anyway. my bike sadly was totaly ruined!
One of the most redonkulous injuries I remember getting, was when I went 'Base Over Apex' (my maths teacher's phrase), over the handlebars of a BMX, in a forest in Walthamstow. My head hit the floor first, my jaw snapped open – and immediately locked – as I slid across the forest floor.
I received temporary lockjaw, and in a state of panic, jumped up and tried to shout to a mate for help... except of course my jaw was locked, and my mouth was full of leaves and slugs. I couldn't even swear properly.
Please don't read this out on TV. But if you do, can I just take this opportunity to say hello to anyone that knows me... just like they do on the radio?
I must confess I had an even more embarrassing injury than that, but some people seem sensitive about stories concerning gerbils and vacuum cleaners, so I'll just keep that to myself for now.
Hi James and Lisa Lovely to see you doing master cash, great show as usual! Blatant brag to start as I took down another live tournament on Thursday night, Lisa mention your win at this point and take the plaudits! For James - I went to see Streetdance at the movies today, went because the 11 year old was desperate to see it and I enjoyed it more than him! James - Comment? Dave Posted by SolarCarro
NOOOOOOO!! WE got told this one just as we went on a break and promptly forgot it
Hilarious that you got groovy with 3D street dance!! Count yourself lucky though Dave, I could have got a fair bit of mileage with that.. Mind you, it's just as well.. I'm pretty sure I was pushing my luck as it is!
I blame the Pain killers.. At least that's what James said they were I have to admit I wasn't expecting him to run away and leave me to analyse a hand all on my lonesome! EEEK! I was SO nervous I forgot to click the hand on.. It's certainly nowhere near as easy as our amazing analysts make it look!!
Thanks for all your stories guys n gals.. Sorry we didn't get time to go through them all. But I've had a thorough read of all of them and feel much better about it now.. Slugs in the mouth and such. Nasty business that!!
In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : NOOOOOOO!! WE got told this one just as we went on a break and promptly forgot it Hilarious that you got groovy with 3D street dance!! Count yourself lucky though Dave, I could have got a fair bit of mileage with that.. Mind you, it's just as well.. I'm pretty sure I was pushing my luck as it is! I blame the Pain killers.. At least that's what James said they were I have to admit I wasn't expecting him to run away and leave me to analyse a hand all on my lonesome! EEEK! I was SO nervous I forgot to click the hand on.. It's certainly nowhere near as easy as our amazing analysts make it look!! Thanks for all your stories guys n gals.. Sorry we didn't get time to go through them all. But I've had a thorough read of all of them and feel much better about it now.. Slugs in the mouth and such. Nasty business that!! Seriously. Your input makes the show. Sweet dreams all xxx Posted by LML
LOL It was a great show as usual, your hand analysis was great and he knew it!!!
In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : LOL It was a great show as usual, your hand analysis was great and he knew it!!! Dave Posted by SolarCarro
Good afternoon all!! Or as we Poker players say at this time of the day 'Good Morning'! Well so far today has been eventful. I woke up.. rolled over..stretched and CLICK! My neck Popped off. Not literally you understand. That would be MOST unfortunate, somewhat messy and not just a little inconvenient in light of my presenting tonight's live show with the fantastic Mr James Hartigan. So I am currently sitting here with Percy Spencer strapped to my neck.. Cunningly attached by use of a scarf. This sounds a trifle odd, I agree. However, said Mr Spencer is actually a small teddy Bear..an old Christmas present from my mother that heats up in the microwave to keep me toasty through the cold winter nights... and as such comes in handy for pulled muscles, sore tummies and FREAK neck mishaps such as my current predicament. So.. For this weeks show thread topic I would like to know of the most ridiculous injury you have managed to cause yourself AND/OR DIY 'treatments' of said injuries! Of course this evening we shall also be traversing the Mastercash highways in search of action hands and entertainment but I'll leave that for Mr Hartigan to shed some light on. Right now I'm in pain, can't turn my head and have to go Microwave Mr Spencer again. Ps. Feel free to google Percy Spencer and compliment me on my ingenuity Posted by LML
In Response to Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : HAHA I have one of these LML It's a small world..really it is...lol x Posted by TRIP5
LOL Irene!! Do you also have bright pink marks on your neck where you thought it would be a great idea to place it roasting hot onto bare skin
In Response to Re: Mastering of Cash and Topping of Pots (Show thread) : LOL Irene!! Do you also have bright pink marks on your neck where you thought it would be a great idea to place it roasting hot onto bare skin Yep... I did. *sigh* x Posted by LML
There just seems something quite sinister about microwaving a beany bear! You can freeze it too and use it as an ice pack....might help with the burns!
James did appear to cringe when Lisa decided to tell my story, with a look of
"I cant believe she is going to read this"
Was a great show
Lisa hand analayis, James telling her to press the button, Lisa saying dont be silly it doesnt do anything anyways, James with his great run of easy predictions in top of the pops, oh and there was some poker shown too
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looking good as always (well Lisa-Marie anyway).
when i was 16 i loved to bomb around on my bicycle, especially downhill.
one day i tried it through my local town centre, which was relatively quiet at the time. just as i was about to make a sharp turn, a blooming great dog ran out in front of me. doing what came naturally, i swerved out of the way and straight into a giant concrete flowerpot. there was a huge crash and scream as i went sailing over the top to land in a heap at the feet of a couple of very nice young ladies. embarassment to injury!!
luckilly for me one of them took pity on the groaning lump at her feet and helped me to recover. and to later become my girlfriend!!!
what a lucky injury that was!! well for me anyway. my bike sadly was totaly ruined!
A QUESTION FOR MR HARTIGHAN IS HE RIDING THE BULL AGIAN IN VAGAS /??
Dave
I have one of these LML
It's a small world..really it is...lol
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"I cant believe she is going to read this"
Was a great show
Lisa hand analayis, James telling her to press the button, Lisa saying dont be silly it doesnt do anything anyways, James with his great run of easy predictions in top of the pops, oh and there was some poker shown too
What more could you want on a Saturday night
Aski