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Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion

Sarah_CSarah_C Member Posts: 263
edited August 2010 in Poker Chat
Hello!  I'm not Johnny Gould.  Sorry about that.  It's me you've got alongside the brilliant Trevor Harris with Mastercash action all the way until midnight!  We'll be starting with Mastercash table's 5 and 6 that's 15p/30p and we'll be working our way up from there...

On to tonight's hot topic!:

Bluff:  A type of deception meant to mislead

Of course as poker enthusiasts bluffing is all part of the fun and if that makes us a bunch of filthy rotten liars at least we can now blame our parents:  Following the news that the average child is told at least a hundred lies by their parents per year I thought we'd talk fibs tonight!  Bluffing on the poker table and off, best fibs, worst fibs, really got you into trouble fibs, the lies your parents told you as a child.... 

For instance:  my good friend Nick spent the best part of his childhood believing that when the icecream van played music it meant they'd run out of icecream. 

Cruel and brilliant at the same time.

Sarah xx

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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    i remember my mum told me if i didnt blow my nose properly its turn green.
  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited August 2010
     My mum told me their was a monster that hate children called Ginny Green Teeth in the local lodges. I spent a great deal of my childhood looking for it. Do you think she might have told me this to keep me away from the lodges? :) If so it didnt work!
     P.s. I never found it.
  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    my mum always told me if i broke my leg, don`t come running to her
  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion:
    my mum always told me if i broke my leg, don`t come running to her
    Posted by spornybol
    LOL!!!!!!!!

    my mum used to say that if i used swear words my teeth would all fall out!  i guess that was why she had false teeth!
  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    Hello, I'm not Johnny Gould either.

    I started a thread in The Shed called "The Outrageous Lie Thread" where you had to write an outrageous lie about the previous person to have posted.

    On a forum full of poker players it is currently 11 pages long. Who'd have thunk?

    Good luck with the show. If you're showing The Open final table I'll see you there.
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion:
    In Response to Re: Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion : LOL!!!!!!!! my mum used to say that if i used swear words my teeth would all fall out!  i guess that was why she had false teeth!
    Posted by lozgo
    I was told id get my mouth washed out with soap. Yuk, that was my auntie that said that. Ive still never swore infront of her.
  • Sarah_CSarah_C Member Posts: 263
    edited August 2010

    Fantastic one liner!  Which as luck would have it is right up Trevors street having just told me the one liner voted the best at this years Edinburgh fringe festival:

    'Just got back from the holiday of a lifetime.  Never again'

    Top that!?


    Sx

    In Response to Re: Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion:

    my mum always told me if i broke my leg, don`t come running to her
    Posted by spornybol
  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited August 2010
    In Response to Re: Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion:
    Fantastic one liner!  Which as luck would have it is right up Trevors street having just told me the one liner voted the best at this years Edinburgh fringe festival: 'Just got back from the holiday of a lifetime.  Never again' Top that!? Sx In Response to Re: Tonights show with Trevor Harris and Sarah Champion :
    Posted by Sarah_C
    I think the one that was 6th was better.

    What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,814
    edited August 2010
    Hi not sure if this is place to ask, this happened on master cash 6, just woundering how i played it.

    #285012723
  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    OK SARAH THIS IS ONE OFF MY MUMS, ME AND MY DAD WATCHIIN A FOREIGN FILM, AND OFF COURSE IT WAS SUBTITLED, EVEN THOUGHT WHERE READING THE SUBTITLE IT WAS A GOOD FILM TO WATCH, TILL THEY LAUGHED, THEN MY MUM CAME OUT WITH AT LEAST THERE LAUGHING IN ENGLISH, THAT WAS IT WE COULDN`T WATCH NO MORE TO BUSY WETTIN OURSELFS
  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,623
    edited August 2010


    Quick question for Trevor. (not a cash one though)

    Do you think the 1st hour of any big MTT is just a gamblers paradise where calls are very wide and position, raises, bet sizes etc serves very little or no purpose. I have often heard this hour refered to as 'survival hour' and I can see why just recently.

    This is my exit hand from the open - 0285012811.

  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited August 2010
    I was walking down the road the other day and I saw this advert in the window that said "Television For Sale - £1 - Volume Stuck On Full."  I thought: "I can't turn that down".
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited August 2010
    Police arrested two kids yesterday.  One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one and let the other one off.
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited August 2010
    I went to buy a watch and the man in the shop said "Analogue?"  I said "No, just a watch."
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited August 2010
    How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?  Juan.
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited August 2010
    I'm here all week, folks!
  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    MOTHER INLAW ? INSTEAD OFF SAYING DON`T SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL( FOOD ) SHE CAME OUT WITH DON`T SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN, SHAME IT DOES NOT WORK FOR HER SHE`S A CHELSEA SUPPORTER ( TREVOR )
  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited August 2010
    2 buckets of sick are walking down the street and 1 points to the pub and says thats were I was brought up.

  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited August 2010
    as the saying goes....'if you can't beat them......shoot em'!!!
  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited August 2010
    GOING PASS A GRAVE YARD MY DAD TURNS ROUND AND SAY`S PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET IN THEIR
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