That rubber toe joke was the only one in my repertoire and you ruined it.
They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.
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Rub-ber-toe.
my misses hand multi liners, oh no that was malti or gasms,
That rubber toe joke was the only one in my repertoire and you ruined it.
They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.
rich-orford has loads off one liners, oh no there wrinkles
What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph?
The photograph is fully developed!
Got a few 1 liners for you, hope you enjoy
1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. I asked God for a bike, but as i know God doesn't work that way. I stole a bike and asked for his forgiveness.
3. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Not sure you can do the next on but here goes
4. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
5. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
LOL
Gary