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Donkey Orford's PTP Thread

Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
edited April 2011 in Poker Chat

Can't believe I have sunk so low, but it seems I am now Orford's Personal Assistant, & he's asked me to start his PTP Thread for tonight, as he's "busy".

On Sunday, Orford was late for his call-time, so I had to do his Show Thread then, too. It got 17 zillion replies, & he threw a mardy strop, because his Thrreads usually only get 2 replies.

Now, he has been on the phone begging me to do his PTP thread for tonight.

"Go on tikay, you do it so well, & you know I love & adore you. And I'm soooo busy".

Pfft.

So, here comes Orford's PTP Thread.......

  
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011

    There will be TWO TSP Classic Seats up for grabs tonight.

    The FIRST of them will go to whoever correctly gueses Orrible Orford's finishing position in tonight's TSP Classic.

    Hopefully, you will all say something like "plumb last", that's today's Nap selection.

    So, guess Orford's finishing position in tonight's TSP Classic, & the correct answer (CORRECT, not nearest) will get a seat in the TSP Classic for any night you so desire.

    Fair enough.

    Now for the second FREE TSP Classic seat.......
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  • billybootsbillyboots Member Posts: 1,197
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:



    ..........................49th......................
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  • JohnConnorJohnConnor Member Posts: 1,160
    edited April 2011
    83rd please.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011


    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

    BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat. ;)
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  • shazallinshazallin Member Posts: 558
    edited April 2011
    69th please

    Shaz
    xxxx
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited April 2011
    44 if he's lucky - but judjing on last weeks fom, its very doubtful lol
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited April 2011
    1st Q 89
    2nd Q 69
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011

    SOLLY!

    Behave, please.  
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  • JohnConnorJohnConnor Member Posts: 1,160
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat. ;)
    Posted by Tikay10
    "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."  --  Douglas Adams

    Just go for it mate, life is too short not to ;-)
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  • hawk7112hawk7112 Member Posts: 3,627
    edited April 2011
    63rd IF he plays well
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ENTRY wins a TSP Classic Seat.
    Posted by Tikay10
    Dear Richard.
    I have tried many things to please women that I have been in love with, but I found what really keeps them happy is a nice cup of Tea and some Buscuits. Maybe if you were to make Tikay Tea & Buscuits everyday he would love you back and may even help you out with some advice regarding you being "hopeless & hapless at da pokers" too. Good Luck

    Regards
    Pokertrev.
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited April 2011
    Hi Tikay
    You playing the sleepstack tonight sir?
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited April 2011
    I`LL GO RICH WILL FINISH 38TH
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  • TheDartTheDart Member Posts: 1,581
    edited April 2011

    Orford to finish 20th!

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  • TalonTalon Member Posts: 1,621
    edited April 2011
     a respectable 53rd
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  • scouse_redscouse_red Member Posts: 5,968
    edited April 2011
    I'll go for rich to finish 24th
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  • hawk7112hawk7112 Member Posts: 3,627
    edited April 2011
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

    It could be worse you could be Welsh as well.

    ;)))))))))))
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited April 2011
    75th, and in response to the other question, "For goodness' sake, please just concentrate on da pokerz".
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat. ;)
    Posted by Tikay10
    IF YOU THINK YOUR IN LOVE, THEN BUY SAID LITTLE GIFTS, EG EYELINER, BLUSHER FOR THE MAN BAG, EVEN OFFER TO GET HIM A COFFEE`S EVERY DAY, I`M SURE THERE`LL RETURN THE LOVE AND EVEN SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY POKERZ PROPERLYZ
           
           GOOD LUCK IN YOUR LOVE QUEST
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,187
    edited April 2011

    Don't forget - there are TWO DIFFERENT Fun Comps in this Thread. The second one is the one you should major on.

    I just texted Orford, "done your thread again mate, said you were a top bloke".

    He replied "you are a legend, you are too kind".

    Bless him.

    RAISE      
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