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Donkey Orford's PTP Thread

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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited April 2011
    Rich to finish 44th

    and

    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

    Go for someone your own age :)
  • billybootsbillyboots Member Posts: 1,197
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat. ;)
    Posted by Tikay10
    Richard, it seems you haven't got much going for you but you are amongst friends and that is priceless, therefore, treat yourself and your beloved Tikay to a 'once in a lifetime' train journey across Siberia, that way he will get plenty of quality time to impart his poker knowledge into that wonderful skull of yours...........:)-  It's a win win no brainer imo.
  • kennybadkennybad Member Posts: 777
    edited April 2011
    rich to finish 67th
  • scouse_redscouse_red Member Posts: 5,968
    edited April 2011
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

    Rich take him on a trip on the orient express and arrange for a 10 seat SnG in da pokerz and
    donk him all your chips and of course wear that famous blue hoody

  • callumtrescallumtres Member Posts: 45
    edited April 2011
    51st
  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited April 2011
    Rich to finish 18th

    Well Rich, learn the names of all of the train stations, learn which chimneys are the best, travel the length, and bredth of the UK on the trains so you can tell tikay all of the best stations, pylons, bridges and JCB, are ;)
  • EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited April 2011
    13th (JJ v A4 - trip 4s).

    In the second part.

    Start off talking to the subject of your desires. Don't be too forward to begin with, and see if you get any encouraging responses. 
    Generally, if the person repeatedly belittles you, it's a sign of love, at which point consider a date - perhaps a meal, the cinema, or (if your loved one is in the same line of work) consider trying to get on the same "gig" as them - for instance, if you present a minority interest TV programme, try and get them to sit alongside you as often as possible. If they accept..... lube!
  • DannyMcsDannyMcs Member Posts: 471
    edited April 2011
    I've gone for out early or well deep the last two weeks so right in the middle today: out 90th.
  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited April 2011
    9th I reckon plz.

    If thats taken, 109th.
  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,650
    edited April 2011


    11th.

    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?......


    Just go for it...........ONE TIME!
  • splashiessplashies Member Posts: 3,680
    edited April 2011
    Orford 31st
  • shovemonkishovemonki Member Posts: 25
    edited April 2011
    rich to finish 100th
  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited April 2011

    Q1, 37th

     

    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

     

    What you need to do is read a book, there are several on this subject but the best one is written by Dr Woowoo  entitled “How to woo the man of your dreams”

     

    As for the poker part I’d recommend you take up dominoes as you’ve got no hope if you stick with poker.


    Hope this advice helps.


  • kaymackaymac Member Posts: 1,437
    edited April 2011


    Rich to finish 57th

    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

    I'm afraid it not advice you need, it's therapy......
  • MP33MP33 Member Posts: 6,308
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat. ;)
    Posted by Tikay10
    Depends on  who,s judging this - If its tikay : Hi Rich, try a little footsie under the desk and see what response you get?

    If its rich :  Hi Rich - Get yourself down to specsavers sharpish :)

    In the TSP classic I,ll go for an all time record of 33rd

    GL with it
     
  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat. ;)
    Posted by Tikay10

    Q1. 123rd

    Q2. Go with the Bromance, but stop referring to Tikay as "boy"!
  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u Member Posts: 3,830
    edited April 2011
    1)Rich to finish 45th

    2) Rich, I am afraid you are out of luck everyone knows that Tikay has a crush on Sky_Mandy
  • jackdajackda Member Posts: 501
    edited April 2011
    rich to finish 33rd
  • SolarCarroSolarCarro Member Posts: 2,273
    edited April 2011
    32nd

    A very very very very cold shower!

    Dave
  • Any2SuitedAny2Suited Member Posts: 1,240
    edited April 2011
    Question 1 : 22nd place

    Q2:
    "My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

    "We are now an advanced race and we have the technology to rebuild your body Mr Orford, but the mind is a strange animal, and with that in your mind, may i offer you the latest catalogue of "Dolce and Gabana" man bags for the new season and point to you the his lovely matching  man bag with red matching scarf for him and him, just don't fight your true feelings."

    Dave ,feelings awareness councillor (probably an actual job on £50,000 a year for some london borough!)
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