Big one, monday evening, packed gym. TIME FOR SQUATS!
Do my usual weights, all good, no problems.
....
Load 180kg on the bar, strap my knees, wrap my belt.
Seize the weight, step back into position...OOPS CLUNKCRASHBANGWOLLOPOHHSHITT!!!!
Before the entire gym, i fell back after catching my foot sending my backwards dropping the bar onto the safetys on the squat rack. Never heard such a sound.
A few bert stares and giggles later, i bag up and leave, and now work out at a new gym!
ive got too many gym stories!! Im a bodybuilder! Big one, monday evening, packed gym. TIME FOR SQUATS! Do my usual weights, all good, no problems. .... Load 180kg on the bar, strap my knees, wrap my belt. Seize the weight, step back into position...OOPS CLUNKCRASHBANGWOLLOPOHHSHITT!!!! Before the entire gym, i fell back after catching my foot sending my backwards dropping the bar onto the safetys on the squat rack. Never heard such a sound. A few bert stares and giggles later, i bag up and leave, and now work out at a new gym! Posted by Scottomus0
Ive been told that all bodybuilders have small willies - even the women!
try and keep clean as i`m off to guys hospital weds, 17yrs ago had my hip done but rather than replacement they broke my leg from thigh to hip and turned bone around so backside is now at front ( somethin to do with roundness of hip ? and last longer) anyway i was not aloud out off bed 4 four days so they brought a machine to keep my leg mussle going, so all i did was lay there ( bet dohhh has one off these), after 4 days i was aloud out off bed but the one thing i did not do was empty my bowls ( who would with hospital food ), so lookin forward to crutches/ wheelchair i want to go, when nurse came in and said we have supprise for you, me thinking i can sit on loo ( whoopy ) nope enima, so more exercise with monkey bars pulling myself on one leg and letting rip in bed pan, what was worse with the curtains closed and the button out off reach i had to shout out to other patients on ward to call the nurse for me as they forgot loo roll.
A few years ago i played a lot of football and did a lot o running, my work mate who was a few years older than me was a good runner and had represented the army at long distance running, he had also done some gymnastics. It was him that got me into running and that had helped me with my fitness for football. So when he asked if he could come to football training I could not really refuse although slightly embarassing as the guy was old enough to be my dad. At the hall where we trained he spotted a small trampoline--the type gymnasts use when taking a run up to vault over the horse thing, he asked if he could have a go I thought no harm go ahead. Well he sort of preaned himself pushed up on to his tip toes arms up in the air (at this point i am thinking well impressive go on mate He made his run at quite a speed hit the trampoline and took off and went face first straight into the wallbars and landed in a crumpled heap on the floor everyone rushed to his aid except me, I couldnt as I was lying in a crumpled heap on the floor with sore sides and tears of laughter streaming down my face.
, who claims to be the laziest slob of the lot? Prove it! There you go- I think we'll have some fun with this one and of course I'll be handing out TSP Classic entries on the night for the best ones. Please get posting and I'll see you tomorrow at 9 (or whenever the Champions League final ends!) Posted by RICHORFORD
My excercise involves lifting my feet when the wife is hoovering!
When I was younger I used to go pot holing mainly in yorkshire. One day my caving mate got his work mate to come. As then I am a nine stone weakling, his mate was a bodybuilder.
All the way there his mate was going my nevous, and working me about my small build.
Went down the cave fine, on the way out who had to carry the bodybuilders gear you guessed.
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hi guys great show as always, my gym story after a long training session with a freind, last couple of reps of l;ast set on bench press my friends who was meant to be spotting me saw me struggling and istead of helping pushed the weight back to my chest which i couldnt lift up, turned around, got out his bare back side and **** directly in my face, i would of found it funny, but i was struggling to breath with 110kg on my chest lol
won two tournaments this week if you dont mind lol Posted by andrew1947
andrew you are always winning or going deep in tourneys so it goes without saying. wp this week....always considered you as one of the best mtt players on this site (feel free to PM me with your mtt strategy!!! lol)
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Big one, monday evening, packed gym. TIME FOR SQUATS!
Do my usual weights, all good, no problems.
....
Load 180kg on the bar, strap my knees, wrap my belt.
Seize the weight, step back into position...OOPS CLUNKCRASHBANGWOLLOPOHHSHITT!!!!
Before the entire gym, i fell back after catching my foot sending my backwards dropping the bar onto the safetys on the squat rack. Never heard such a sound.
A few bert stares and giggles later, i bag up and leave, and now work out at a new gym!
A few years ago i played a lot of football and did a lot o running, my work mate who was a few years older than me was a good runner and had represented the army at long distance running, he had also done some gymnastics.
It was him that got me into running and that had helped me with my fitness for football.
So when he asked if he could come to football training I could not really refuse although slightly embarassing as the guy was old enough to be my dad.
At the hall where we trained he spotted a small trampoline--the type gymnasts use when taking a run up to vault over the horse thing, he asked if he could have a go I thought no harm go ahead. Well he sort of preaned himself pushed up on to his tip toes arms up in the air (at this point i am thinking well impressive go on mate
He made his run at quite a speed hit the trampoline and took off and went face first straight into the wallbars and landed in a crumpled heap on the floor everyone rushed to his aid except me, I couldnt as I was lying in a crumpled heap on the floor with sore sides and tears of laughter streaming down my face.
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When I was younger I used to go pot holing mainly in yorkshire. One day my caving mate got his work mate to come. As then I am a nine stone weakling, his mate was a bodybuilder.
All the way there his mate was going my nevous, and working me about my small build.
Went down the cave fine, on the way out who had to carry the bodybuilders gear you guessed.
Never said a lot on the way home.
xx
Email your name, alias and phone number & maybe you can win yourself entry into Take On Tikay this Friday.
won two tournaments this week if you dont mind lol
Lmao!!
wp this week....always considered you as one of the best mtt players on this site (feel free to PM me with your mtt strategy!!! lol)