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Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****

RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
edited July 2011 in Poker Chat

Good evening you lovely Sky Poker people!

We're getting ready for another Saturday night of festivities on the site and channel in another edition of...

Mastercash!

At the helm tonight is myself and the good ship Carlo Citrone and, as well as featuring more cash hands than you can shake a stick at, we'll be discussing the upcoming presenter sit n' go, getting updates live from Vegas from Tikay, presenting the top five biggest hands of the week from midnight and of course reading out all your messages.

Tonight's topic...

Chat-ups!

What's the best or worst chat-up line you've ever used, heard someone else using or had used on you? What's the funniest or most memorable chat-up incident you've been involved in? What was your (or someone you know) most disastrous attempt at chatting someone up ? etc etc.

I have a feeling Carlo may be able to add some personal inputinot this topic!

TSP Classic seat to our favourite one tonight!

Not only that- but we've pulled out an old favourite from semi-retirement..

Orford's Disastermind!

Yes, a lucky three of you will be live on air tonight answering as many general knowledge questions as possible in 30 seconds.

Whoever gets the most right will win a free Saturday night Open seat worth £22!

To be on the show tonight, email us your phone number to skyopen@bskyb.com

Good luck and see you at 9 on Sky Channel 865 or streamed via the homepage of this very website!

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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited July 2011
    As long as one of the questions isn't "What's in Tikay's box?"...

    Some guy had been cracking onto me while I worked as a steward in a stadium, and I was assigned to a media entrance so I couldn't get away.

    He turned up for the twentieth time that afternoon suddenly said, "WOW, what colour are your EYES?" (they are kind of difficult to explain - very dark blue outer ring and very light green inner ring around the pupil).

    Wondering how I was going to get out of this one, one of the catering staff happened to be walking by and said, "Mine are different colours". Sure enough, she had one blue and one brown eye. It's quite hard to talk about anything else when that's been presented to you...

    The look on his face when he realised his line of attack had been completely destroyed amused me enormously. I don't remember him trying again.

    p.s. Why is Rich looking for chat-up lines?
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  • shipdchipsshipdchips Member Posts: 199
    edited July 2011
    Hi Rich

    Please check your messages as I have left 3 and emails to customer services to resolve a comp I won

    Regards

    Ship
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited July 2011
    Hi mate- I've checked my inbox and can't find anything. Could you email me on skyopen@bskyb.com tonight and I'll get it sorted for you.

    :)
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    As long as one of the questions isn't "What's in Tikay's box?"... Some guy had been cracking onto me while I worked as a steward in a stadium, and I was assigned to a media entrance so I couldn't get away. He turned up for the twentieth time that afternoon suddenly said, "WOW, what colour are your EYES?" (they are kind of difficult to explain - very dark blue outer ring and very light green inner ring around the pupil). Wondering how I was going to get out of this one, one of the catering staff happened to be walking by and said, "Mine are different colours". Sure enough, she had one blue and one brown eye. It's quite hard to talk about anything else when that's been presented to you... The look on his face when he realised his line of attack had been completely destroyed amused me enormously. I don't remember him trying again. p.s. Why is Rich looking for chat-up lines?
    Posted by MMegabyte
    No comment!
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  • MyZoMyZo Member Posts: 332
    edited July 2011


    Ive emailed my own little twist on Chat Up lines.... ;)
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited July 2011


      Hi Rich

     Which levels on Cash Tables will you be covering tonight
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
      Hi Rich   Which levels on Cash Tables will you be covering tonight
    Posted by DTWBANDIT
    Hello mate, we're going to start on 5p/10p and work our way up!
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  • jenny_IYYjenny_IYY Member Posts: 184
    edited July 2011
    Hi Guys.

    While on safari in africa one of the guides seemed to take a fancy to me, no matter what i did or where i went i couldnt seem to get away from him and his corny 1 liners until the point when we both walked through a little bit of brush into a clearing and were faced by what i could only describe as the biggest lion ive seen in my life !

    We both totally froze as it first of all stared at us and then started to slowly walk towards us !

    He said stay calm and try not to show it your afraid as it got closer and closer, but in the meantime i reached down into my rucksack and pulled out a pair of nike running shoes that i had bought earlier on that day.

    He said dont be silly Jenny you will never outrun a lion, to which i replied "aslong as i outrun you that will do for me mate" lol  :)

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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    As long as one of the questions isn't "What's in Tikay's box?"... Some guy had been cracking onto me while I worked as a steward in a stadium, and I was assigned to a media entrance so I couldn't get away. He turned up for the twentieth time that afternoon suddenly said, "WOW, what colour are your EYES?" (they are kind of difficult to explain - very dark blue outer ring and very light green inner ring around the pupil). Wondering how I was going to get out of this one, one of the catering staff happened to be walking by and said, "Mine are different colours". Sure enough, she had one blue and one brown eye. It's quite hard to talk about anything else when that's been presented to you... The look on his face when he realised his line of attack had been completely destroyed amused me enormously. I don't remember him trying again. P..S. Why is Rich looking for chat-up lines?
    Posted by MMegabyte
      HE RAN OUT OFF THEM CHATTING SARA36DD UP
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread**** : Hello mate, we're going to start on 5p/10p and work our way up!
    Posted by RICHORFORD

      Thanks Rich have a great show
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,186
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    Hi Rich Please check your messages as I have left 3 and emails to customer services to resolve a comp I won Regards Ship
    Posted by shipdchips
    That's a pretty poor chat-up line fella!
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  • Sky_ClaireSky_Claire Member Posts: 1,058
    edited July 2011
    Dont think we will see much poker action on tonight's show if Carlo starts saying all his chat up lines :)
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,054
    edited July 2011

    I refuse to do a phone-in if Orford is on the Show.

    Fact.

    Carlo, yes, proper playa, (terrible fashion sense though), but Orford, forget it.




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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    i reckon tikay`s chat up line would go something like this !

    would you like to see my locomotive !
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    Dont think we will see much poker action on tonight's show if Carlo starts saying all his chat up lines :)
    Posted by Sky_Claire
    Defo no poker action, dont know if anyone else will get a word in edgeways imo ;)
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  • jenny_IYYjenny_IYY Member Posts: 184
    edited July 2011
    Carlo wont need chat up lines most of the time if he still drives the same sort of car he used to drive a few years ago when he used to go to stanleys casino newcastle ?   very nice btw carlo

    The line "do you want to see my car should do it" :)

    In my case though my chat up line would have to be "what time is the bus due ?" or "do you get the number 7 bus often lol " :)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    when i was younger on a school holiday in holland we stayed in this all national hostel and 8 off us put a fiver n a pot and see who could pull the first swedish girl, well dare i say say won ? best thing i never gave her a chat up line, i accidently trod on her foot while dancing, of course i said sorry and 5 mins later they put a slow dance on, to my amazement see ask me to dance, so when we got back england i tried that foot stomp again, it did not work as i got a slap in the face. 
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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66 Member Posts: 79
    edited July 2011
    Evening Rich/Carlooooo
    My chat up line 

    Wait till about 10pm to 11pm, Head over to the beautiful lady in question with the beer goggles on and say to her can you guess what material this is "pointing to the shirt of jumper you have on" when she says i dont know what material it is. Simply say its boyfriend material, now how do you like your egg on a morning?? scrambled? or fertilized? POW! Works everytime lol. Classy birds in Leeds yano :)

    Have a great show fellas.
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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66 Member Posts: 79
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    when i was younger on a school holiday in holland we stayed in this all national hostel and 8 off us put a fiver n a pot and see who could pull the first swedish girl, well dare i say say won ? best thing i never gave her a chat up line, i accidently trod on her foot while dancing, of course i said sorry and 5 mins later they put a slow dance on, to my amazement see ask me to dance, so when we got back england i tried that foot stomp again, it did not work as i got a slap in the face. 
    Posted by spornybol
    lol on form again sporny :)
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  • shipdchipsshipdchips Member Posts: 199
    edited July 2011
    Hi Rich

    The comp situation has been resolved have spoken to sky Dan and I have been given a upgrade to the primo for tommrow night, so would just like to say a big thumbs up to sky/yourself for this.

    As for chat up lines

    Hi I am an Apple and you have a fine pear now please can I lay my Apple there.

    have a great show guys   
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